Dramatic DDT

DDT “BEER FIGHT 2011 ~ TSURUMI AMON DAY”, 12/08/2011
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
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1. WCW Deathmatch: Antonio Honda & Chou-un Shiryu Vs Danshoku Dino & Yasu Urano ended in a No Contest (10:00).
2. 8-Way Halloween Havoc Electric Chair Match: Antonio Honda Vs Daisuke Sasaki Vs Yasu Urano Vs Big Morohashi Vs Chou-un Shiryu Vs Danshoku Dino Vs Ryan Genesis Vs Tangoman ended when Big Morohashi was placed in the Electric Chair (16:41).

This show was Tsurumi Amon’s love letter to WCW. The kind of love letter that would result in a restraining order. He also called the show “Friday Nitro” all evening.

The first match had a rule that after three minutes, Tsurumi Amon would begin to tell a ghost story about WCW wrestlers. The three minutes ran out and Tsurumi began the story…

One day, Sting came up with the idea that all of the WCW wrestlers should share rental cars when they travel to the stadium where Monday Nitro was taking place. Six of the wrestlers paired off and each hired their own vehicle. They were Sting & Lex Luger, Ric Flair & Arn Anderson and Booker T & Diamond Dallas Page. So they all began their drive to the stadium. While they were on the road, Luger told Sting he had to deal with an urgent message before they reached their destination. Sting said it was ok and he would be able to walk the rest of the way. So Sting left the car and walked on as Luger drove off. When Sting arrived in the locker room he saw that everyone was crying. “What happened?” asked Sting. “Luger died in a car accident on the way over here,” said Arn. Sting was surprised. But then there was a sudden knock at the door. “It’s me, Luger. Open up!” Sting opened the door and it was indeed Lex Luger, showing no signs of injury. “What is going on?” asked Sting. Hulk Hogan suddenly showed up and said the traffic accident involved four cars, with no survivors. Hogan looked at all the wrestlers and asked them “Do you know who really died, brother?” Hogan pointed at all of them and yelled “YOU!”

Then “Real American” began playing on the sound system and everyone in the ring danced along while doing Hulk Hogan poses.

Hoshitango was supposed to do a reinactment of the world famous Goldberg entrance between the two matches. Antonio Honda and Chou-un Shiryu came out dressed as Goldberg’s bodyguards. It somehow led to the bodyguards brawling with Big Morohashi and Daisuke Sasaki, who were both wearing Sting facepaint. The Stingers got the bodyguards in stereo Scorpion Deathlocks when Tsurumi Amon told Hoshitango to finally come out and do his Goldberg impersonation. Instead “Enter Sandman” played over the speakers and out came Hoshitango dressed as The Sandman! He went through the crowd drinking beer and smashing empty cans over his head when suddenly Ryan Genesis attacked him. The fun and games stopped when Tsurumi Amon ordered everyone to take part in a deadly main event.

The main event was the dreaded 8-Way Halloween Havoc Electric Chair Match! The inspiration of this match is the infamous Chamber Of Horrors match from Halloween Havoc 1990. The match was filled with chaos. Ryan Genesis did not forget his match with Danshoku Dino from April and he gave Dino his own version of the Danshoku Nightmare. The match was so wild that Kota Ibushi, Hikaru Sato and Sanshiro Takagi even got involved, brawling with the wrestlers and each other at ringside. Big Morohashi became the unfortunate wrestler to be placed in the electric chair. But before it was switched on, everyone attacked Tsurumi Amon, tied him to the chair and switched it on. When the torture ended, Tsurumi went unconcious. Everybody panicked and tried to revive him. Big Morohashi was especially worried as Amon took his place on the chair. Everyone counted down from “5…4…3…2…1… Happy Birthday!” Tsurumi was back on his feet and wishing Morohashi a happy birthday along with everyone else.

Mr. Magic suddenly appeared with a birthday cake for Morohashi. However, he said that his birthday is 24th August, not the 12th. Tsurumi asked everyone in the audience if today was any of their birthdays, to which one or two people said it was theirs. So the entire arena sang Happy Birthday to them. Tsurumi then knocked down everybody in the ring with Hulk Hogan style pointing before getting hit in the face with cake. The show finally ended with a beer bash inside the ring.

It still made more sense than anything Vince Russo ever booked in WCW.