DDT “YAMADA FISHERIES PRESENTS FRIED YAMADA FESTIVAL IS IT FRIED!”, 08/05/2022
Kagoshima Shibushi City Unagi Station
400 Fans – Super No Vacancy Full House
1. Hideki Okatani defeated Kazuki Hirata with the Double Arm Suplex (8:51).
2. 3 Way Tag Match: Sanshiro Takagi & Toru Owashi defeated Yuki “Sexy” Iino & Danshoku “Dandy” Dieno and Chris Brookes & Saki Akai when Takagi pinned Dieno with the Stone Cold Stunner (11:56).
3. Daisuke Sasaki & MJ Paul defeated Soma Takao & Shunma Katsumata when Sasaki submitted Katsumata with the Crossface Lock (9:48).
4. Special Tag Match: Shinya Aoki & Yuki Ueno defeated Kazusada Higuchi & Yuki Ishida when Ueno pinned Ishida with the BME (15:05).
5. Kagoshima Specialty Special 6-Man Tag Match: Tetsuya Endo, Jun Akiyama & Naomi Yoshimura defeated Shiro Koshinaka, MAO & Tou Kojima when Endo pinned Kojima with the Swivel Torture Rack Bomb (13:39).
6. FRIED Yamada Festival Deep Fried Food! Special 6-Man Tag Match: Shishamo Power, Unagi Mask & HARASHIMA defeated Yuji Hino, Yukio Naya & Akito when Power pinned Akito with the Fisherman Suplex (20:06).
The hometown hero Shishamo Power won the day for seafood against their jealous meat eating rivals thanks to his teamwork with Unagi Mask & HARASHIMA. Unagi offered to eat more shishamo and eel with them so they can all grow stronger and team together again next year.
Jun Akiyama admitted he wanted to call Shiro Koshinaka an old bastard but realized he couldn’t because he is old too. Tetsuya Endo & Naomi Yoshimura had fun anyway by copying Koshinaka’s Hip Attack and doing them to his teammates. Koshinaka got a little measure of revenge by hitting Endo with his authentic Hip Attack while MAO & Toui Kojima held Endo in place but it wasn’t enough to change the tide. Endo’s team ended up winning anyway with Endo pinning Kojima.
Dramatic DDT 
Here’s hoping that sometime this year the Calamari Drunken Kings can have a short-term run in AEW. And if Antonio Honda sneaks aboard the jet airliner……he can become an honorary member of Chaos Project.