Dramatic DDT

DDT “HENTAI, THE WHOLE ASSEMBLY”, 30/09/2010
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
457 Fans – Super No Vacancy Full House

0. Pancrase Rules: Jushin Thunder Butter defeated Nasu Akira with a Rear Naked Choke (R2 – 2:11).
1. Mask Vs Bra Vs Panties Vs Condom 4 Way Match: Antonio Honda defeated Seiya Morohashi, Marines Mask II & sawako when Honda grabbed the condom (11:24).
2. Blindfolded Audience Match: Kana defeated Takaku Fuke by DQ when Fuke refused to break the Body Scissors Hold (6:21).
3. Costume Play Rumble: YOSHIHIKO defeated Yukihiro Abe with a Huracanrana (11:26). Other contestants: Daisuke Sasaki, Keisuke Ishii, Muscle Sakai, Kazuki Hirata & Cherry.
4. Sudou Sponsored Match: Kota Ibushi & Takao Soma Vs Danshoku Dino & Shigehiro Irie ended in a No Contest (10:12).
5. Brahman Shu & Brahman Kei defeated Michael Nakazawa & Hikaru Sato when Shu pinned Sato with the Zombie King (17:07).

This DDT show was based around a one night revival of Michael Nakazawa & Hikaru Sato’s Hentai team gimmick. That’s hentai as in acting perverted, not interests in animated porn. Their matches often included such debaucherous acts like handcuffs, blindfolds, gagged mouthpieces, dripping candle wax and leather whips. And this was stuff Michael and Hikaru would use on each other! Many of their matches would end in no contests as both their opponents and the officials would get sick of watching their S&M sessions in the ring.

And some of you thought Danshoku Dino was bad…

The show was only open to fans over 15 because of the perverted nature of the evening. And boy, was it perverted. The audience was treated to an opening video package which included footage of Nakazawa and Sato wrestling each other naked. The main event saw the Hentai team facing the Brahman Brothers in a match that featured Nakazawa tying and gagging himself to the ring post and Sato getting his backside smeared in miso. With that said, they did put up a tough fight against Shu & Kei but in the end it was the Brahmans that left victorious.

The semi-main was sponsored by a lotion company, so buckets of lotion were placed in each corner of the ring. Everybody involved were soaked in lotion during the match, which got so out of control it had to be called off. It didn’t stop an oily Dino from terrorising the fans afterwords though.

For the Cosplay Rumble, Yukihiro Abe wore a schoolgirl top, striped underwear, cat ears and a cat tail. Daisuke Sasaki was just a plain school girl. Keisuke Ishii was wearing the school girl uniform from Evangelion. Muscle Sakai wore factory clothing, but some translated reports say he was a character from a homoerotic manga. Kazuki Hirata was Super Strong Machine and recieved calls of “Hirata!” from the fans (get it?). I couldn’t tell what Cherry was supposed to be. Looks like her normal gear but she may have been wearing a mask to go with it. Abe thought he won when he was the last wrestler in the ring. However YOSHIHIKO came out as the final entrant wearing a maid costume and pinned Abe with a Huracanrana. By winning the match, YOSHIHIKO was rewarded with the title of “King Of Pro Wrestling Cosplay”. He is the second person to win this title. The previous winner was Kota Ibushi in a wedding dress.

Takaku Fuke and Kana fought in a mixed-gender match that had plenty of worked shoot elements. However, a lot of the audience were told to use their face masks as blindfolds for the match. Why? I don’t know. This match was made when Kana defeated Fuke with Mounted Punches at an Osaka Pro event last month. Here, Fuke originally won by submission by trapping Kana in a Triangle Choke. However, he was disqualified for refusing to let go of the hold after the match. For some reason, maybe as a forfeit, Fuke decided to strip down to his g-string. Kana begged him to stop. Fuke might have challenged Kana to a deathmatch in the future to settle the score.

The goal for match #1 was for the winning wrestler to remove a certain item of clothing worn by one of his opponents. Marines Mask had his mask, sawako (Munenori Sawa) wore panties, Antonio Honda wore a bra and Seiya Morohashi wore a condom under his regular wrestling gear. Late in the match, Seiya took off the condom and used it to give everyone Mandible Claws, even giving one to the ref. However, Honda was able to grab the condom off of Seiya while the ref was distracted with sawako’s panties over his head.