UNION “HARVEST FESTIVAL 2013” Results

September 23, 2013

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UNION “HARVEST FESTIVAL 2013”, 23/09/2013
Yokohama Radiant Hall
298 Fans – Super No Vacancy

1. Daichi Kazato defeated SAGAT with the Pratfall Missile Kick (7:35).
2. Gabaiji-chan defeated Choun-Shiryu with the Gabai Special (7:32).
3. Idea Pocket Presents: Menso~re Oyaji Vs Mitomi Masayuki ended in a Double Pin Draw (5:37).
4. HAYATA & Nazo Fukumen B defeated FUMA & Kaori Yoneyama by DQ when FUMA unmasked Fukumen B (9:06).
5. Cherry! Road To Young Boy!: Keizo Matsuda defeated Cherry with the Ghostbuster (10:11).
6. Hardcore 6-Man Tag Team Elimination Match: Isami Kodaka, Seiya Morohashi & Madoka defeated Nazo Fukumen P, Nazo Fukumen K & Nazo Fukumen KJ (22:12).
6a. Nazo Fukumen P eliminated Seiya Morohashi with a Gedo Clutch (13:00).
6b. Madoka eliminated Nazo Fukumen KJ by Ring Out (17:55).
6c. Isami Kodaka eliminated Nazo Fukumen K by Ring Out (18:00).
6d. Nazo Fukumen P eliminated Madoka by Ring Out (20:05).
6e. Isami Kodaka eliminated Nazo Fukumen P with the Zan Isamu Leg (22:12).

Union has won the war against the Nazo Fukumen! After many months they were able to defeat the mystery masked men once and for all in a Hardcore 6-Man Tag Team Elimination match. The Fukumen were led by Nazo Fukumen KJ, who wore goggles and a bandana over his mask like a certain “Crazy Monkey” would. The Fukumen drew first blood by eliminating Seiya Morohashi. KJ did the damage with the Pearl Harbor Splash and Nazo Fukumen P easily pinned Morohashi with a Gedo Clutch. Union turned things around when Isami Kodaka & Madoka eliminated KJ & Nazo Fukumen K one after the other. All alone in the ring, Fukumen P unmasked to reveal himself as Hiroshi Fukuda! He had some luck in evening the odds when Kodaka accidentaly eliminated Madoka from the match. Fukuda gave Kodaka the Perfect Plex but that was not enough. Kodaka recovered and struck Fukuda with move after move until he finally pinned him with the Zan Isamu Leg.

After the match Fukuda explained he joined the Nazo Fukumen in order to wrestle in main events against his friends. He apologised to the fans and to Nazo Fukumen Queen. The Queen suggested that he could join Union again. Naomi Susan agreed and made the offer to Fukuda, which he accepted. Susan also said that Mio Shirai was allowed back in Union. Nazo Fukumen B happliy unmasked, revealing herself to be Mio and she hugged Susan.

A tournament will be held on Union’s 8th Anniversary show in Shinjuku FACE on 23rd October. The 1st Round draw was held inside the ring after the main event. The matches will be SAGAT Vs Shuji Ishikawa, Daichi Kazato Vs FUMA, Isami Kodaka Vs Cherry and Hiroshi Fukuda Vs Seiya Morohashi.

Cherry Vs Keizo Matsuda begun with some flirting between the two but it turned out to be a sneak attack by Cherry. She continued to play around with her opponent but Matsuda eventually caught up to her and proved to be too strong. Cherry offered a handshake after the match but that too turned out to be a trap. She kicked him between the legs instead.

Before the Idea Pocket match began, Mitomi Masayuki noted that as an elite college graduate, he was not able to spend much of his educational years with women due to having no money. He and Menso~re Oyaji agreed to share Rika Seibi and Tsubasa Amami rather than fight over them. Mio Shirai claims the two Divas still work for her and she rejected their plan. She even interfered in the match causing it to end in a double pin draw. Naomi Susan stepped in and booked a 3 Way Match for the next Union show to solve the problem. Afterwards Masayuki approached each of the Divas only to be slapped by both of them. He was also slapped by the Idea Pocket producer who accompanied the Divas.

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He Does Deathmatches And That’s The Only Injury He’s Got?

September 11, 2013

UNION “HARVEST FESTIVAL 2013”, 23/09/2013
Yokohama Radiant Hall

1. Choun-Shiryu Vs Gabaiji-chan
2. Daichi Kazato Vs SAGAT
3. FUMA & Kaori Yoneyama Vs HAYATA & Nazo Fukumen B
4. Isami Kodaka, Seiya Morohashi & Madoka Vs Nazo Fukumen P, Nazo Fukumen K & Nazo Fukumen KJ

Shuji Ishikawa will not be at the show. He is recovering from a fractured wrist. Madoka takes his place in the main event.

HAYATA requested to team with Nazo Fukumen B.

Menso~re Oyaji will also be on the show.

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UNION “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ UNION PRODUCE” Results

July 28, 2013

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UNION “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ UNION PRODUCE”, 28/07/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
502 Fans – Super No Vacancy

1. Madoka & Guanchuro defeated Daichi Kazato & SAGAT when Guanchuro pinned SAGAT with a Piledriver (7:18).
2. Mitomi Masayuki Debut Match: Shuji Ishikawa defeated Mitomi Masayuki with the Running Knee Lift (7:18).
3. Rock ‘N’ Roll Death Match: Sayaka Obihiro defeated A.YAZAWA, Ryu Gouma and Choun-Shiryu when Obihiro pinned YAZAWA with the Obihiro Magic (12:45).
4. Idea Pocket Presents: Menso~re Oyaji defeated Hiroshi Fukuda and Mio Shirai when Oyaji pinned Fukuda after an Ashtray Strike (1:36).
4a. Mio Shirai defeated Hiroshi Fukuda and Menso~re Oyaji when Shirai pinned Fukuda with the Purple Flash (2:08).
5. Union Fly To Everywhere Title: Cherry (c) defeated Aoi Kizuki with the Spring Night Love (10:11).
*V2 for Cherry.
6. Best 2 out of 3 Time Admission 8-Man Tag Team Match: Nazo Fukumen M, Nazo Fukumen K, Nazo Fukumen P & Fukumen Queen defeated Isami Kodaka, Shuji Ishikawa, FUMA & Naomi Susan (2-1) (12:53).
6a. Nazo Fukumen K defeated Naomi Susan with a Boston Crab (0:52).
6b. Shuji Ishikawa defeated Nazo Fukumen P with the Running Knee Lift (7:58).
6c. Nazo Fukumen M defeated FUMA with a Power Bomb (12:53).

The main event was a Best 2 out of 3 falls match fought with a Wargames style entry system put in place with each wrestler drawing a random number. The Union Sekigun had the disadvantage from the start when Naomi Susan drew No. 1. She bravely attempted to take down Nazo Fukumen K when the bell rang but it was easily countered into a Boston Crab and Susan tapped out in the first minute the match. As the ring filled up, Shuji Ishikawa evened the score when he pinned Nazo Fukumen P. But in the end, the Nazo Fukumen won the battle with FUMA taking the fall for Union. After the match, Nazo Fukumen P demanded Union to disband because of their defeat. Nazo Fukumen M suddenly low blowed P and then knocked him down with a Lariat. Nazo Fukumen M then unmasked to reveal himself as Seiya Morohashi! He begged Susan to be accepted back into Union and she said “Of course!”

Rika Seibi and Tsubasa Amami were working as beer girls for the show, which as you can see in the photo above is quite the lovely sight. Their future services was also the prize for the Idea Pocket 3 Way Match. Menso~re Oyaji won it almost immediately when he grabbed an ashtray, called over Hiroshi Fukuda for a high five and then bashed him over the head with it. Both Fukuda and Mio Shirai complained about the result and the Idea Pocket divas allowed the match to restart. Fukuda, Oyaji and Shirai all decided to hold a toast during the rematch. As they all drank a beer, Shirai rolled over Fukuda and pinned him to win the idols. Shirai then invited everyone to visit her stall at the 24/8 Shin-Kiba show where the idols will be selling her merchandise. While all of this was going on Shigehiro Irie was in attendance so he could see his crush Seibi again.

Mitomi Masayuki finally had his debut match for Union six months after he signed with the promotion. Masayuki originally suffered an injury in a car crash but he believes that was no excuse to postpone his debut for so long. He has big dreams for wrestling and had six months to deliver that dream to the fans. Shuji Ishikawa defeated him as expected but this is only the beginning for the newcomer.

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Union Vs Fukumen: The Final Battle, Shirai’s Sexy Slaves, Yoneyama Injured

July 23, 2013

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UNION “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ UNION PRODUCE”, 28/07/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Mitomi Masayuki Debut Match: Mitomi Masayuki Vs Shuji Ishikawa
2. Rock ‘N’ Roll Death Match: A.YAZAWA Vs Ryu Gouma Vs Sayaka Obihiro
3. Taichi Kazato & SAGAT Vs Madoka & Guanchuro
3. Idea Pocket Presents: Hiroshi Fukuda Vs Menso~re Oyaji Vs Mio Shirai
4. Union Fly To Everywhere Title: Cherry (c) Vs Aoi Kizuki
5. Isami Kodaka, Shuji Ishikawa, FUMA & Naomi Susan Vs Nazo Fukumen M, Nazo Fukumen K, Nazo Fukumen P & Fukumen Queen

The final battle between Union and the Nazo Fukumen takes place at Beer Garden Fight week. The Nazo Fukumen revealed their true leaders at the last event, one of them being Fukumen Queen. The Nazo Fukumen treat her like a god and have demanded that Union put their “god” Naomi Susan into the match! The challenge was accepted by Isami Kodaka and the main event is now an 8-Person Tag Team match. Susan’s response was she does not see a bright future inside the ring for herself, but she will do her best.

The double date Hiroshi Fukuda & Menso~re Oyaji agreed to have with Riki Seibi & Tsubasa Amami at the last show never happened. So another Idea Pocket sponsored match was booked with the winner getting the services of Seibi straight away followed by Amami’s services at the Union Shin-Kiba show on 24/8. Mio Shirai added herself into the match because she thinks having two sexy idols working for her will boost her merchandise sales.

Kaori Yoneyama is out of action with a “left inner collateral ligament rupture” according to the DDT website. Sayaka Obihiro from Gatoh Move takes her place in the Rock ‘N’ Roll Death Match.

Mitomi Masayuki requested Shuji Ishikawa to be his opponent for his debut match.

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UNION “NIMOMAKEZU RAIN 2013” Results

June 9, 2013

UNION “NIMOMAKEZU RAIN 2013”, 09/06/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
259 Fans – Super No Vacancy

1. Madoka, Gabaiji-chan & Kaori Yoneyama defeated Nazo Fukumen A, Nazo Fukumen B & Nazo Fukumen P when Yoneyama pinned Fukumen P with an Backwards Rotating Pin (9:08).
2. Toru Sugiura defeated Daichi Kazato with the Dangerous Dragon Sleeper (8:21).
3. SAGAT defeated Ryu Gouma with the Grind Gore (3:05).
4. Tsukushi & Aoi Kizuki defeated Cherry & Masako Takanashi when Kizuki pinned Cherry with the Cross Arm German Suplex (10:46).
5. Idea Pocket Presents: Menso~re Oyaji defeated Hiroshi Fukuda with a School Boy (0:25).
5a. Menso~re Oyaji defeated Hiroshi Fukuda with a Camel Clutch (3:22).
6. Jun Kasai, Nazo Fukumen K & Nazo Fukumen M defeated Isami Kodaka, Shuji Ishikawa & FUMA when Kasai pinned FUMA with the Pearl Harbour Splash (16:22).

The Nazo Fukumen stood tall in the main event, defeating the Union home team of Shuji Ishikawa, Isami Kodaka & FUMA. However, there was trouble in the ranks when Nazo Fukumen A took offence to Nazo Fukumen P insulting Union. A gave P a Spear and then unmasked to reveal what everyone knew all along, it was Ken Ohka. The Ganbare☆Wrestling founder cried and told the Union wrestlers to hang in there. He bowed for forgiveness and pleaded to be accepted back into Union so he could help fight what he created. Two new Nazo Fukumen then appeared, one coloured red (and sort of looking like a Crazy Monkey) and the other coloured blue (and sort of looking like a certain Union Diva Commissioner). Fukumen P introduced them as the real leaders behind the group.

Jun Kasai reluctantly teamed up with the Nazo Fukumen and did not find being kidnapped by them funny. Kasai demanded a singles match against either Shuji Ishikawa or Isami Kodaka at a future Union show.

Menso~re Oyaji wasn’t really interested in wrestling Hiroshi Fukuda today, even with the reward of dating Riki Seibi on the line. Oyaji quickly pinned Fukuda but Seibi was bored by the match and requested a restart. Oyaji won the rematch but was generous enough to set up a double date involving himself, Fukuda, Seibi and Tsubasa Amami afterward.

Before the women’s tag match began Aoi Kizuki told Cherry the Fly To Everywhere Title belt is cute but Cherry is not. Kizuki now has a claim for a title shot after she pinned the champion.

With the help of some medical experts, Ryu Gouma announced that SAGAT will be able to live a healthy as a Chinese Vampire. He wasn’t able to prevent the side effect of SAGAT’s constant hopping though. Gouma also discovered that SAGAT’s past memories will be recovered once he eats some bread. He spent the match trying to force feed bread to the vampire and eventually succeeded, but only after he lost the match. It took a few minutes but SAGAT’s memories eventually came back.

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Crazy Monkey Kidnapped! Kenny Teams With Sean From Street Fighter III

May 22, 2013

UNION “NIMOMAKEZU RAIN 2013”, 09/06/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Daichi Kazato Vs Kotaro Nasu
2. Cherry & Masako Takanashi Vs Tsukushi & Aoi Kizuka
3. Isami Kodaka, Shuji Ishikawa & FUMA Vs Jun Kasai, Nazo Fukumen K & Nazo Fukumen M

Union received a message today from the Nazo Fukumen that simply said “We’ve captured Jun Kasai.” In response Union made a 6-Man Tag Team match featuring three of their best against the masked men and their hostage.

Kenny Omega began his Best of the Super Jr. journey today at a prelude event held by New Japan. Omega teamed up with Dragon Gate’s Ricochet to defeat TAKA Michinoku & Taichi. The tournament begins in two days and Kenny’s first match is against Jado. He then faces Tiger Mask, Ryusuke Taguchi, Alex Koslov, TAKA Michinoku, Brian Kendrick, BUSHI and last but not least KUSHIDA throughout the tour.

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UNION “GOLDEN UNION 2013” Results

May 3, 2013

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UNION “GOLDEN UNION 2013”, 03/05/2013
Tokyo Korakuen Hall
984 Fans – No Vacancy

0. Dark Match: Seiya Morohashi & Saint Seiya Rion defeated El Hijo del Goro & Gabaiji-chan when Rion pinned Goro with the Pegasus Comet Fist (6:11).
1. Kengo Ohka, Madoka & Menso~re Oyaji defeated Nazo Fukumen A, Nazo Fukumen M & Nazo Fukumen K (w/ Nazo Fukumen P) when Oyaji pinned Fukumen M with the Sewing Feather (7:57).
2. Ryu Gouma & SAGAT defeated Choun-Shiryu & Cao Zhang when Gouma pinned Shiryu with the Running Neckbreaker Drop (11:38).
3. Aipoke World Title Decision – Idea Pocket Special 3 Way Match: Hiroshi Fukuda defeated FUMA, Sanshiro Takagi and Jun Kasai when Fukuda pinned FUMA with a School Boy (9:19).
*Hiroshi Fukuda becomes the 1st Aipoke World Champion!
3a. Aipoke World Title: Aino Kishi defeated Hiroshi Fukuda (c) with a Slap (19:41).
*Hiroshi Fukuda fails in V1. Aino Kishi becomes the 2nd Aipoke World Champion!
4. Union Fly To Everywhere World Title – Triple Threat Match: Cherry defeated Kaori Yoneyama (c) and Nako Fukumen B (8:55).
4a. Kaori Yoneyama eliminated Nako Fukumen B after Fukumen B was accidentaly Speared by Nazo Fukumen A (3:19).
4b. Cherry eliminated Kaori Yoneyama with the Fantasy Illusion (8:55).
*Kaori Yoneyama fails in V2. Cherry becomes the 2nd Union Fly To Everywhere World Champion!
5. Special 6-Man Tag Team Match: Shuji Ishikawa, Yoshiaki Fujiwara & Daichi Kazato defeated Daisuke Sekimoto, Great Kojika & Hideyoshi Kamitani when Ishikawa pinned Kamitani with the Splash Mountain (18:35).
6. DDT Extreme Title – TLC Falls Count Anywhere Street Fighter 2 Match: Kenny Omega (c) defeated Isami Kodaka with the One-Winged Angel (26:19).
*V3 for Kenny Omega.

Let it be known, the Kamehameha cannot beat the Hadouken. Kenny Omega defeated Isami Kodaka in a chaotic TLC Falls Count Anywhere match. After the match Kenny thanked Union for the fun he had wrestling there and said goodbye, leaving with the DDT Extreme Title. Nobody was nominated to be the No. 1 Contender so it is possible the championship will return to DDT full time in the future. Kodaka was very upset he could not win. He was raised to be a Union Warrior but felt he wasn’t good enough to represent them. Naomi Susan gave him words of encouragement and promised he will get to do fun things with wrestling. The Nazo Fukumen tried to attack the Union Sekigun after the show but they were easily dismantled.

It took eight years but Cherry has finally become a Union champion after winning the Fly To Everywhere Title from Kaori Yoneyama. It was a 3 Way Elimination match with Nazo Fukumen B also involved. The masked woman was eliminated early when interference from Nazo Fukumen A backfired and got her Speared by accident. Cherry was then able to pin Yoneyama with the Fantasy Illusion. Although the 38 year old considers herself an enemy to young people, she has learned it is important to accept her age and not let that get in the way of her dreams.

Kyohei Wada had the honour of trying to officiate the mess that was the Aipoke World Title decision match. Everyone involved wanted to win the attention of idol Aino Kishi but FUMA seemed to be the most enamoured with her. Things went bad for FUMA when Sanshiro Takagi and Jun Kasai began calling him a smelly virgin as they hit him. Hiroshi Fukuda stole the win after pinning FUMA with a School Boy. Fukuda proposed to Kishi afterwards but she turned him down, explaining that Kyohei Wada is more her type. Fukuda wanted to kiss her so she would change her mind but he was slapped unconscious instead. Meanwhile, Shigehiro Irie could be seen in the bleachers dancing along to Kishi’s exit music “Banana Mango High School” by Ebisu Muscats. Your KO-D Champion, ladies and gentlemen…

Choun-Shiryu & Cao Zhang were able to immobilise SAGAT with a mystical sealing ward until Ryu Gouma came to the rescue and freed him from the trap. SAGAT cleared got revenge on Shiryu by biting him in the neck. After winning the match, Gouma legally declared SAGAT a human being even though he still looked and acted like a Chinese vampire. That’s not all, Shiryu began to jump and hop like a vampire when he regained conciousness.

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UNION “SCHOOL ENTRANCE CEREMONY” Results

April 10, 2013

UNION “SCHOOL ENTRANCE CEREMONY”, 05/04/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
199 Fans – No Vacancy

1. Union Withdrawl Contra Mask Match: Seiya Morohashi, Cherry & Masato Shibata Vs Nazo Fukumen A, Nazo Fukumen P & Nazo Fukumen G ended in a draw when Morohashi and Fukumen G both pinned each other with a Double Backslide (7:50).
*Seiya Morohashi withdraws from Union. Nazo Fukumen G is revealed to be Gabaiji-chan.
2. Ryu Gouma Return Match: Ryu Gouma defeated Choun-Shiryu (w/ SAGAT & Cao Zhang) with a Cradle (6:54).
3. Ryuichi Sekine & Kotaro Nasu defeated FUMA & Kazuhiko Ogasawara when Sekine pinned FUMA with the Dragon Rises (10:05).
4. Shuji Ishikawa defeated Daichi Kazato with a Cobra Twist (9:33).
5. Union Fly To Everywhere World Title: Kaori Yoneyama (c) defeated Nazo Fukumen B with a Rolling Reverse Cradle (4:51).
*V1 for Kaori Yoneyama.
6. 6-Man Tag Team Elimination Match: Isami Kodaka, Kengo Ohka & Madoka defeated Kenny Omega, Cao Zhang & Menso~re Oyaji (28:11).
6a. Kenny Omega eliminated Madoka by Ring Out (12:17).
6b. Kengo Ohka and Menso~re Oyaji eliminated each other by Ring Out (21:10).
6c. Isami Kodaka eliminated Kenny Omega by Ring Out (26:23).
6d. Isami Kodaka eliminated Cao Zhang with the Isamu Leg Ki (28:11).

Isami Kodaka challenged Kenny Omega to a DDT Extreme Title match on 3rd May in Korakuen Hall. Nazo Fukumen A & P confronted the two and P said he should get a title shot… on 4th January. P said Union should have one giant match a year just like at Wrestle Kingdom. The Fukumen then attacked Kenny and Isami but were easily defeated.

The Nazo Fukumen also interfered in the Fly To Everywhere Title match. Cherry came to Kaori Yoneyama’s rescue and helped her defend the title. Yoneyama’s next defence will be in a 3 Way Match at the May Korakuen show against both Cherry and Nazo Fukumen B.

FUMA wrestled in a karate gi that was given to him by Kazuhiko Ogasawara.

Ryu Gouma was able to free SAGAT from Choun-Shiryu’s Chinese Vampire spell by feeding him bread. Shiryu has sworn he will get revenge on Gouma at Korakuen Hall and turn him into a Chinese Vampire Lawyer.

The war between Union and the Nazo Fukumen has caused even more casualties. Seiya Morohashi is the latest wrestler forced to withdraw from Union after getting pinned in a Mask Contra Withdrawl match. One of the Fukumen was also pinned and he unmasked. It was old man Gabaiji-chan! Morohashi was given a mini farewell ceremony including a video of his highlights in Union (2009: Morohashi joins Union. 2013: Morohashi withdraws from Union) and a fast 10 bell salute.

Mitomi Masayuki, the rookie who was supposed to debut last month until a traffic accident put him on the shelf announced he is going begin rehabbing the injuries.

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Fukumen Invasion, Chinese Vampire, New Union Commentators

March 30, 2013

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UNION “SCHOOL ENTRANCE CEREMONY”, 05/04/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Ryu Gouma Return Match: Ryu Gouma Vs Choun-Shiryu (w/ Cao Zhang)
2. Seiya Morohashi, Cherry & Masato Shibata Vs Nao Fukumen A, Nako Fukumen P & Nazo Fukumen G
3. Shuji Ishikawa Vs Daichi Kazato
4. Isami Kodaka, Kengo Ohka & Madoka Vs Kenny Omega, Cao Zhang & Menso~re Oyaji
5. Union Fly To Everywhere World Title: Kaori Yoneyama (c) Vs Nazo Fukumen B

The threat from a group of mysterious masked people is beginning to grow in Union. The Nazo Fukumen now consists of four people. Nazo Fukumen P has told reporters the gang’s aim is to bring true peace to the world. Every conflict on the planet is caused by the entire human race facing different directions. If all humans lived facing the same direction, there would be peace. He then went on a rant about how American toilets are better than Japanese toilets, so no prizes for guessing who is under the mask. The Nazo Fukumen also aim to commercialize their mask and turn it into a popular piece of merchandise.

Choun-Shiryu has brought SAGAT back from China and he is looking… different. SAGAT is now a Chinese Vampire and is under Shiryu’s control. Shiryu aims to do the same to Ryu Gouma so he can add a Chinese Vampire Lawyer to his growing army.

Hiroshi Fukuda and Mio Shirai are the new commentators for Union’s online broadcasts. Despite their recent banishments from competing inside the Union ring, Naomi Susan was able to bring them back into the brand under non-wrestling roles.

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UNION “MARCH OF THE UNION 2013” Results

March 10, 2013

UNION “MARCH OF THE UNION 2013”, 10/03/2013
Yokohama Radiant Hall
242 Fans – Super No Vacancy

1. Mascara Contra Exile Tag Team Match: Hiroshi Fukuda & Jun Kasai Vs Nazo Fukumen A & Nazo Fukumen C ended in a Draw when Fukuda and Fukumen C pinned each other (9:07).
*Hiroshi Fukuda is exiled from Union. Nazo Fukumen C is revealed to be Shota.
2. Kotaro Nasu & Hasuka Makoto defeated Daichi Kazato & Shinya Ishida when Nasu submitted Kazato with a Cross Armbreaker (10:44).
3. Cao Zhang (w/ Choun-Shiryu) defeated SAGAT with the Hulao (5:05).
4. Gabaiji-chan defeated Seiya Morohashi with the Gabai Bomb (12:12).
5. Union Fly To Everywhere World Title: Kaori Yoneyama defeated Cherry with a Roll Through German Suplex (14:07).
*Kaori Yoneyama is the 1st Union Fly To Everywhere World Champion!
6. Giant Recital Match: Isami Kodaka, Kengo Ohka & Madoka defeated Shuji Ishikawa, FUMA & Masato Shibata (21:30).
6a. Isami Kodaka pinned Shuji Ishikawa with a School Boy (6:27).
6b. Shuji Ishikawa pinned Isami Kodaka with the Splash Mountain (14:10).
6c. Isami Kodaka pinned FUMA with the Isamu Leg (21:30).

Among the instruments and equipment involved in the Giant Recital were guitars, trumpets and Yama amplifiers. Shuji Ishikawa was disappointed he didn’t get to sing. He and Naomi Susan invited Hiroshi Fukuda and Jun Kasai into the ring to sing a song. Isami Kodaka interrupted to challenge Kasai to a match for Freedoms at Korakuen Hall in May.

A Mascara Contra Exile match kicked off the show. It turns out the Nazo Fukumen has a third member since the female masked wrestler from the last show was replaced with a new masked man instead (Mio… I mean the mystery woman missed the show due to illness). Fukuda guessed Kijimuna was behind the mask. Kasai just casually said Ken Ohka was one of them. A Small Package led to Fukuda and Nazo Fukumen C pinning each other to end the match in a draw. As a result, Fukuda is now exiled from Union while Nazo Fukumen C had to unmask. The masked man was revealed to be Shota, who hadn’t wrestled in DDT or Union since last August and was desperate to return. He apologised for his plan and left the arena crying. Meanwhile Kasai consoled Fukuda and gave him a 5 bell salute.

The creator of the Union Fly To Everywhere World Title is now its first champion. Kaori Yoneyama defeated Cherry in the decision match to crown the first FTE Champion. Nazo Fukumen A challenged Kaori to a title match but Rumi Kazama refused to sanction the match because she said it is strictly a women’s championship. The masked man told Kazama to never forget those words and left. Yoneyama declared she will defend her new championship many times to any woman who challenges her.

The New Beijing team returned to Union with a fire in their belly. They were very angry over the controversial Japanese toilets versus Chinese toilets argument they had with Hiroshi Fukuda & Jun Kasai last month. Shiryu was upset that Cao Zhang was now put into a pointless match with the rookie SAGAT. He decided to make the match meaningful by presenting a mysterious bottle of liquid. Shiryu said it was a forbidden Vampire Elixir that was developed in China over 2,800 years ago. He claims the elixir can turn the dead into vampires. However, it is illegal in Japan to turn the dead into vampires so the bottle will be put up as a prize for the winner of the match. Cao Zhang defeated SAGAT and Shiryu forced SAGAT to drink the liquid. Shiryu promised that SAGAT will return with 4,000 years of Chinese technology powering him.

Kenny Omega will wrestle for Union on 5th April in Shin-Kiba 1st RING.

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