UNION “SHIWASU NO UNION 2013” Results

December 11, 2013

worldmensclub

UNION “SHIWASU NO UNION 2013”, 11/12/2013
Shinjuku FACE
333 Fans – No Vacancy

1. Kyoko Kimura & SAGAT defeated Menso~re Oyaji & Tomoya Kawamura when SAGAT pinned Kawamura with the Gore Grind (9:50).
2. 3 Way Match: Sareee defeated Cherry and Kaori Yoneyama when Sareee pinned Cherry with the Spring Night Love Cutback (5:32).
3. Richard Burn defeated Daichi Kazato by Referee Stoppage with the Afterburn (2:41).
4. Aipoke World Title Decision – 4 Way Match: Seiya Morohashi defeated Mitomi Masayuki, Madoka and Mio Shirai when Morohashi pinned Masayuki with the Shining Ass Wizard (6:01).
*Seiya Morohashi becomes the 3rd Aipoke World Champion!
5. FUMA defeated Kotaro Nasu with the Buzzsaw Kick (12:28).
6. KO-D Tag Team Titles: Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto (c) defeated Hiroshi Fukuda & MEN’S Teioh when Kodaka pinned Fukuda with the Isamuashi (13:29).
*V5 for Yankii No Cho Kenji.
7. Union MAX Title Decision – Hardcore Match: Ivan Markov defeated Shuji Ishikawa with the Hanging Neck Bomb onto a chair (19:41).
*Ivan Markov becomes the 1st Union MAX Champion!

Union finally has its own championship. Unfortunately for them none of their own wrestlers is the champion. Russia’s Ivan Markov defeated Shuji Ishikawa in a Hardcore Match featuring plenty of chairs to become the first Union MAX Champion. Markov rubbed salt into the wounds after the match when he said Japan must be a country full of losers because he beat Isami Kodaka back in Russia and he just beat Shuji Ishikawa in Japan. He was then joined in the ring by Hiroshi Fukuda and MEN’S Teioh. They said that the best of Russia, the best of America and the best of Japan should come together to show a small company like Union what high level wrestling is like. Thus, World MEN’s Club was born. FUMA stepped up to be Markov’s first challenger.

Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto continue their KO-D Tag Team Title reign with a victory over Texas Tornado Broncos Tokyo. Miyamoto complimented MEN’S Teioh’s strength and Kodaka called him a 47 year old superman. They hope when they are his age in around fifteen years time they will be in as good shape as he is now.

Another championship was decided in Union today. Seiya Morohashi won the Aipoke World Title, probably the only current wrestling title created and sponsored by a porn company. Seiya Morohashi found himself bare-assed mid way through the match but turned it into his advantage by slamming his rear end into Mitmoi Masayuki (also bare-assed) to win the match. He then asked Idea Pocket Diva Minori Hatsune, “How was my ass?” She said it was “Quite cute.” Thinking about his latest defeat, Masayuki said he will try to grab the heart of Hatsune and if he can’t, he’ll try to grab her chest instead.

Richard Burn demolished Daichi Kazato with a Back Turn Kick he calls the Afterburn.

After pinning the champion in a 3 Way match, Sareee challenged Cherry to a Fly To Everywhere Title match in January.

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Aipoke Title Decision, New Year’s Eve Update

December 6, 2013

UNION “SHIWASU NO UNION 2013”, 11/12/2013
Shinjuku FACE

1. Richard Burn Vs Daichi Kazato
2. Kyoko Kimura & SAGAT Vs Menso~re Oyaji & Tomoya Kawamura
3. 3 Way Match: Cherry Vs Kaori Yoneyama Vs Sareee
4. FUMA Vs Kotaro Nasu
5. Aipoke World Title Decision – 4 Way Match: Seiya Morohashi Vs Mitomi Masayuki Vs Madoka Vs Mio Shirai
6. KO-D Tag Team Titles: Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto (c) Vs Hiroshi Fukuda & MEN’S Teioh
7. Union MAX Title Decision Match: Shuji Ishikawa Vs Ivan Markov

A year’s worth of Idea Pocket DVDs will be given to the winner of the Aipoke World Title match. Minori Hatsune will present the prize.

“NEW YEAR’S EVE WRESTLING 2013 – WORLD UNIFICATION”, 31/12/2013
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

1. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Round 1: Daisuke Sekimoto Vs Antonio Honda
2. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Round 1: Shigehiro Irie Vs Kaji Tomato
3. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Round 1: Shinya Ishikawa Vs Shiori Asahi
4. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Round 1: Ryuichi Sekine Vs Yuji Okabayashi
5. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Round 1: HARASHIMA Vs KAZMA SAKAMOTO
6. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Round 1: Yasu Urano Vs Kazuki Hashimoto
7. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Round 1: Keisuke Ishii Vs Masashi Takeda
8. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Round 1: Ryuichi Kawakami Vs Kengo Mashimo
9. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Quarter Final: Winner of Match 1 Vs Winner of Match 2
10. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Quarter Final: Winner of Match 3 Vs Winner of Match 4
11. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Quarter Final: Winner of Match 5 Vs Winner of Match 6
12. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Quarter Final: Winner of Match 7 Vs Winner of Match 8
13. 4 Way Tag Team Fluorescent Light Tube Match: Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto Vs Shuji Ishikawa & Saburo Inematsu Vs Ryuji Ito & Masaya Takahashi Vs Takumi Tsukamoto & Danny Havoc
14. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Semi Final: Winner of Quarter Final 1 Vs Winner of Quarter Final 2
15. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Semi Final: Winner of Quarter Final 3 Vs Winner of Quarter Final 4
16. Danshoku Dino Produce: Jaki Numazawa Vs Kankuro Hoshino Vs Masato Inaba Vs Ricky Fuji Vs Hiro Tonai Vs Tank Nagai Vs KUDO Vs Makoto Oishi Vs Hikaru Sato Vs Michael Nakazawa Vs Hiroshi Fukuda
17. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Final: Winner of Semi Final 1 Vs Winner of Semi Final 2

New Year’s Eve is going to be a looooong night.

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UNION “GOLDEN UNION 2013” Results

May 3, 2013

kenny-isami

UNION “GOLDEN UNION 2013”, 03/05/2013
Tokyo Korakuen Hall
984 Fans – No Vacancy

0. Dark Match: Seiya Morohashi & Saint Seiya Rion defeated El Hijo del Goro & Gabaiji-chan when Rion pinned Goro with the Pegasus Comet Fist (6:11).
1. Kengo Ohka, Madoka & Menso~re Oyaji defeated Nazo Fukumen A, Nazo Fukumen M & Nazo Fukumen K (w/ Nazo Fukumen P) when Oyaji pinned Fukumen M with the Sewing Feather (7:57).
2. Ryu Gouma & SAGAT defeated Choun-Shiryu & Cao Zhang when Gouma pinned Shiryu with the Running Neckbreaker Drop (11:38).
3. Aipoke World Title Decision – Idea Pocket Special 3 Way Match: Hiroshi Fukuda defeated FUMA, Sanshiro Takagi and Jun Kasai when Fukuda pinned FUMA with a School Boy (9:19).
*Hiroshi Fukuda becomes the 1st Aipoke World Champion!
3a. Aipoke World Title: Aino Kishi defeated Hiroshi Fukuda (c) with a Slap (19:41).
*Hiroshi Fukuda fails in V1. Aino Kishi becomes the 2nd Aipoke World Champion!
4. Union Fly To Everywhere World Title – Triple Threat Match: Cherry defeated Kaori Yoneyama (c) and Nako Fukumen B (8:55).
4a. Kaori Yoneyama eliminated Nako Fukumen B after Fukumen B was accidentaly Speared by Nazo Fukumen A (3:19).
4b. Cherry eliminated Kaori Yoneyama with the Fantasy Illusion (8:55).
*Kaori Yoneyama fails in V2. Cherry becomes the 2nd Union Fly To Everywhere World Champion!
5. Special 6-Man Tag Team Match: Shuji Ishikawa, Yoshiaki Fujiwara & Daichi Kazato defeated Daisuke Sekimoto, Great Kojika & Hideyoshi Kamitani when Ishikawa pinned Kamitani with the Splash Mountain (18:35).
6. DDT Extreme Title – TLC Falls Count Anywhere Street Fighter 2 Match: Kenny Omega (c) defeated Isami Kodaka with the One-Winged Angel (26:19).
*V3 for Kenny Omega.

Let it be known, the Kamehameha cannot beat the Hadouken. Kenny Omega defeated Isami Kodaka in a chaotic TLC Falls Count Anywhere match. After the match Kenny thanked Union for the fun he had wrestling there and said goodbye, leaving with the DDT Extreme Title. Nobody was nominated to be the No. 1 Contender so it is possible the championship will return to DDT full time in the future. Kodaka was very upset he could not win. He was raised to be a Union Warrior but felt he wasn’t good enough to represent them. Naomi Susan gave him words of encouragement and promised he will get to do fun things with wrestling. The Nazo Fukumen tried to attack the Union Sekigun after the show but they were easily dismantled.

It took eight years but Cherry has finally become a Union champion after winning the Fly To Everywhere Title from Kaori Yoneyama. It was a 3 Way Elimination match with Nazo Fukumen B also involved. The masked woman was eliminated early when interference from Nazo Fukumen A backfired and got her Speared by accident. Cherry was then able to pin Yoneyama with the Fantasy Illusion. Although the 38 year old considers herself an enemy to young people, she has learned it is important to accept her age and not let that get in the way of her dreams.

Kyohei Wada had the honour of trying to officiate the mess that was the Aipoke World Title decision match. Everyone involved wanted to win the attention of idol Aino Kishi but FUMA seemed to be the most enamoured with her. Things went bad for FUMA when Sanshiro Takagi and Jun Kasai began calling him a smelly virgin as they hit him. Hiroshi Fukuda stole the win after pinning FUMA with a School Boy. Fukuda proposed to Kishi afterwards but she turned him down, explaining that Kyohei Wada is more her type. Fukuda wanted to kiss her so she would change her mind but he was slapped unconscious instead. Meanwhile, Shigehiro Irie could be seen in the bleachers dancing along to Kishi’s exit music “Banana Mango High School” by Ebisu Muscats. Your KO-D Champion, ladies and gentlemen…

Choun-Shiryu & Cao Zhang were able to immobilise SAGAT with a mystical sealing ward until Ryu Gouma came to the rescue and freed him from the trap. SAGAT cleared got revenge on Shiryu by biting him in the neck. After winning the match, Gouma legally declared SAGAT a human being even though he still looked and acted like a Chinese vampire. That’s not all, Shiryu began to jump and hop like a vampire when he regained conciousness.

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Feeling Chile, Aipoke Championship, Hard Hit, Factory Wrestling Returns

April 25, 2013

aipoke-union

DDT “MAX BUMP 2013”, 03/05/2013
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

0. Dark Match: Tomomitsu Matsunaga & Guanchulo Vs Tatsuhiko Yoshino & Aggressor
1. Daisuke Sasaki, Yuji Hino & Hoshitango Vs Akito, Tetsuya Endo & Konosuke Takeshita
2. Danshoku Dino & Makoto Oishi Vs Kenny Omega & Gota Ihashi
3. Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi, Kazuki Hirata & El Samurai Vs MIKAMI, Masa Takanashi, Michael Nakazawa & DJ Nira
4. KUDO Vs Antonio Honda
5. Keisuke Ishii & Takao Soma Vs Katsuhiko Nakajima & Satoshi Kajiwara
6. KO-D Tag Team Titles: HARASHIMA & Yasu Urano (c) Vs Hikaru Sato & Yukio Sakaguchi
7. KO-D Openweight Title: Shigehiro Irie (c) Vs Kota Ibushi

Aggressor and Guanchulo are two Chilean wrestlers who participated in Dick Togo’s retirement show in Bolivia last year. They already appeared in DDT earlier this month at “APRIL FOOL 2013” in the Takagi & Owarai Unit Battle Royal.

UNION “GOLDEN UNION 2013”, 03/05/2013
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

0. Dark Match: Gabaiji-chan Vs Saint Seiya Rion Vs El Hijo del Goro
1. Ryu Gouma & SAGAT Vs Choun-Shiryu & Cao Zhang
2. Nazo Fukumen A, Nazo Fukumen M & Nazo Fukumen K (w/ Nazo Fukumen P) Vs Kengo Ohka, Madoka & Menso~re Oyaji
3. Aipoke World Title Decision – Idea Pocket Special 3 Way Match: FUMA Vs Sanshiro Takagi Vs Jun Kasai Vs Hiroshi Fukuda
4. Union Fly To Everywhere World Title – 3 Way Match: Kaori Yoneyama (c) Vs Cherry Vs Nako Fukumen B
5. Special 6-Man Tag Team Match: Shuji Ishikawa, Yoshiaki Fujiwara & Daichi Kazato Vs Daisuke Sekimoto, Great Kojika & Hideyoshi Kamitani
6. DDT Extreme Title: Kenny Omega (c) Vs Isami Kodaka

Union continues their partnership with Idea Pocket by introducing a new championship created by the AV company. The first Aipoke World Champion will be decided in a 4 Way match between FUMA, Sanshiro Takagi, Jun Kasai and Hiroshi Fukuda who returns from exile after his Loser Leaves Town defeat last month. Fukuda’s box office success with Ultimate Superstars Action convinced Naomi Susan to give him a second chance and bring him back to Union just for this match.

There is also a deluxe prize for the champion. He will win a date with Idea Pocket idol Aino Kishi.

HARD HIT “YOKOHAMA GLORY DAYS”, 19/05/2013
Yokohama Radiant Hall

1. ISAO Vs Takaku Fuke
2. Hikaru Sato Vs Super Tiger

HARASHIMA, Yukio Sakaguchi and Hayato Mishita will also compete on the show.

DDT “PLANT WRESTLING”, 29/05/2013
Miyaji Ironworks

Street Wrestling Match: Kazuyoshi Sakai, Danshoku Dino & Makoto Oishi Vs Sanshiro Takagi’s Elite Street Troops

DDT returns to the factory in Miyaji for another bout of street wrestling and this time they are bringing Kazuyoshi Sakai with them. Sakai was a part time wrestler for MUSCLE between 2005 and 2010. He mostly wrestled as a Razor Ramon HG parody during his time there. He has since returned for one more match at last year’s “BUDOKAN PETER PAN” show. Sanshiro Takagi is bringing together an elite team of street wrestlers to take on Sakai, Danshoku Dino & Makoto Oishi. I will be shocked if one of those elite wrestlers is not Kota Ibushi.

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