UNION “SUMMER FESTIVAL 2013” Results

August 24, 2013

UNION “SUMMER FESTIVAL 2013”, 24/08/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
211 Fans – No Vacancy

1. FUMA & Daichi Kazato defeated Kotaro Nasu & SAGAT when FUMA pinned SAGAT with a Sole Butt (10:57).
2. Choun-Shiryu defeated Ryu Gouma with the Chinese Bombs Away (6:20).
3. Idea Pocket Presents – 4 Way Match: Menso~re Oyaji defeated Hiroshi Fukuda, Mio Shirai and Kaori Yoneyama when Oyaji pinned Fukuda with a School Boy (0:19).
3a. Mio Shirai & Kaori Yoneyama defeated Hiroshi Fukuda & Menso~re Oyaji when Shirai pinned Fukuda with a Headbutt (4:40).
4. Rumi Kazama Produce – A Little Early Union Ceremony Send-Off: GAMI defeated Cherry with a Cradle (7:57).
5. Feast Of Men Who Have Messed Up COOL: HAYATA & Takao Soma defeated Madoka & Mitomi Masayuki when HAYATA pinned Masayuki with a Moonsault (12:33).
6. Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto defeated Shuji Ishikawa & Seiya Morohashi when Kodaka pinned Morohashi with the Zan Isamu Leg (15:23).

Isami Kodaka challenged the Nazo Fukumen to a match against himself and Yuko Miyamoto at the next Union show. During the confrontation HAYATA suddenly appeared and unmasked Nazo Fukumen B, causing him to flee from ringside.

Cherry read a tearful goodbye message to GAMI after their match. She admitted it was selfish of her to ask for a singles match before GAMI retired. GAMI thanked Cherry and also the fans because she did not not know what kind of reaction she would get from them today.

The Idea Pocket prize this month was the chance to collaborate with Rika Seibi and Tsubasa Amami for a future project. Menso~re Oyaji won the match immediately with a roll up on Hiroshi Fukuda. Mio Shirai called out Oyaji and told him it was not a convincing victory. Kaori Yoneyama was also angry at the result. Amami said she would only do a collaboration if the person won a decent match. Shirai then demanded a tag team match between the men and the women to solve the dispute. The match went ahead and Shirai pinned Fukuda to win the prize. The idols suggested they could do a DVD or calender shoot together with Shirai. The DVD suggestion got a big pop from the crowd.

Ryu Gouma interrogated Choun-Shiryu over his true nationality before their match. Gouma began asking if it was correct that Choun debuted for Muscle in 2004 as a student from Peking University Graduate School. Choun said there was no doubt. Objection! Gouma looked at Wikipedia and found out that Shiryu went to a Japanese university. Shirai denied it because anyone can edit Wikipedia and fill it with fake information. When Gouma pressed further, Shiryu had enough and jumped him to start the match. He was able to beat Gouma with the Chinese Gory Bomb followed by the Chinese Bombs Away. That was enough to convince Gouma that he really is Chinese. Gouma apologised for doubting Shiryu.


Full Card For Union Tomorrow, DDT In Early September

August 23, 2013

UNION “SUMMER FESTIVAL 2013”, 24/08/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Ryu Gouma Vs Choun-Shiryu
2. Idea Pocket Presents – 4 Way Match: Hiroshi Fukuda Vs Menso~re Oyaji Vs Mio Shirai Vs Kaori Yoneyama
3. FUMA & Daichi Kazato Vs Kotaro Nasu & SAGAT
4. Rumi Kazama Produce – A Little Early Union Ceremony Send-Off: Cherry Vs GAMI
5. Feast Of Men Who Have Messed Up COOL: HAYATA & Takao Soma Vs Madoka & Mitomi Masayuki
6. Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto Vs Shuji Ishikawa & Seiya Morohashi

Mio Shirai will have the Idea Pocket idols Rika Seibi and Tsubasa Amami working for her at the show. Other prizes will be on the line for the Idea Pocket match.

Ryu Gouma’s opponent will be Choun-Shiryu. The two have been feuding the last couple of months over the case of SAGAT turning into a Chinese Vampire. Since that problem is now out of the way, Gouma now has another reason to fight Shiryu. Gouma doubts his opponent is really Chinese and he will use this match as an opportunity to discover what Shiryu’s nationality really is.

DDT “FIRST MANA, TSUGARU SUPPORT”, 01/09/2013
Aomori Industrial Hall

1. Tomomitsu Matsunaga Vs Kazuki Hirata
2. 3 Way Match: Kota Ibushi Vs Shigehiro Irie Vs DJ Nira
3. Yukio Sakaguchi Vs Michael Nakazawa
4. Kenny Omega & Gota Ihasi Vs Hikaru Sato & Masa Takanashi
5. Keisuke Ishii & Takao Soma Vs Antonio Honda & Daisuke Sasaki
6. HARASHIMA, KUDO & Yasu Urano Vs Danshoku Dino, Makoto Oishi & Akito

We get an exciting Kota Ibushi Vs Shigehiro Irie rematch. Or at least we would if DJ Nira wasn’t also in it.

DDT “GO! GO! WEST TOUR IN TAKAMATSU 2013”, 07/09/2013
Takamatsu Symbol Tower Exhibition Centre

1. MIKAMI Vs Antonio Honda
2. Michael Nakazawa 3 Match Trial – Match 1: Michael Nakazawa Vs Sanshiro Takagi
3. Shikoku Special 4 Way Match: HARASHIMA Vs Kota Ibushi Vs Danshoku Dino Vs Keisuke Ishii

DDT spends September travelling through western Japan for a tour of shows kicking off in Takamatsu.

DDT “GO! GO! WEST TOUR IN HAKATA 2013”, 08/09/2013
Hakata Sazanpia

1. Michael Nakazawa 3 Match Trial – Match 2: Michael Nakazawa Vs Sanshiro Takagi
2. Kota Ibushi Vs Makoto Oishi
3. DDT Extreme Title: Kenny Omega (c) Vs Antonio Honda

The winner of Kenny Omega vs Danshoku Dino for the DDT Extreme Title tomorrow has Antonio Honda waiting for them at Hakata.


Sea Wrestling, Summer Vacation, Summer Festival, Who’s Gonna Top?

August 21, 2013

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DDT “SEA WRESTLING”, 24/08/2013
Ohama Coast Keio University Camp Store

6-Way Match: HARASHIMA Vs Kota Ibushi Vs Antonio Honda Vs Michael Nakazawa Vs Gota Ihasi Vs Mitomi Masayuki

DDT heads over to the Ohama in Minami-cho for its latest Anywhere Pro Wrestling show, this time near the sea.

UNION “SUMMER FESTIVAL 2013”, 24/08/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Ryu Gouma Vs X
2. FUMA & Daichi Kazato Vs Kotaro Nasu & SAGAT
3. Idea Pocket Presents: X Vs X
4. Feast Of Men Who Have Messed Up COOL: HAYATA & Takao Soma Vs Madoka & Mitomi Masayuki
5. Rumi Kazama Produce – A Little Early Union Ceremony Send-Off: Cherry Vs GAMI
6. Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto Vs Shuji Ishikawa & Seiya Morohashi

Isami Kodaka is using the main event match to prepare himself and Yuko Miyamoto for their first KO-D Tag Team Title defence in DDT next month.

Cherry revealed that she feels indebted to GAMI for all the years she took care of her in Pro Wrestling WAVE. She is also happy to have a match with GAMI because more and more women want to have a match with her before she retires.

Ryu Gouma’s opponent might be one of the Nazo Fukumen.

DDT “MEMORIES OF SUMMER VACATION 2013”, 25/08/2013
Shinjuku FACE

0. Dark Match: Michael Nakazawa Vs Guanchulo
1. 4 Way Match: MIKAMI Vs Hikaru Sato Vs Masa Takanashi Vs Tomomitsu Matsunaga
2. Toru Owashi & Kazuki Hirata Vs Kota Ibushi & Gota Ihashi
3. Konosuke Takeshita Vs DJ Nira
4. Keisuke Ishii, Shigehiro Irie & Takao Soma Vs Yukio Sakaguchi, Makoto Oishi & Akito
5. HARASHIMA, KUDO & Yasu Urano Vs Antonio Honda, Daisuke Sasaki & Hoshitango
6. DDT Extreme Title – T-back Table Match: Kenny Omega (c) Vs Danshoku Dino

Danshoku Dino is the next challenger for Kenny Omega’s DDT Extreme Title. Omega is looking forward to it. In fact, one of his favourite matches from 2011 was a singles match he had against Dino. Kenny even allowed Dino to select what match they will have. Dino tried to say he wanted a Table Match but couldn’t pronounce it in English. Tsurumi Amon thought Dino said T-back and decided the match will be a T-back Table Match. Nobody has a clue what the rules for that match are so Amon will create the rules eventually.

DDT “WHO’S GONNA TOP? 2013 ~DDT48 GENERAL ELECTION LAST POLLING DAY~”, 29/09/2013
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

1. KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Titles: Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Akebono Vs X, X & X
2. KO-D Tag Team Titles: Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto (c) Vs Keisuke Ishii & Takao Soma
3. KO-D Openweight Title: HARASHIMA (c) Vs X

The first defences of all three new KO-D Champions will take place in Korakuen Hall. HARASHIMA does not have an opponent yet for the KO-D Openweight Title.

Sanshiro Takagi will be taking a break from wrestling until the KO-D 6-Man Tag Title defence on this show. He will be focusing on his role as DDT president in the meantime.


DDT “RYOGOKU PETER PAN 2013” Preview

August 17, 2013

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DDT “RYOGOKU PETER PAN 2013”, 18/08/2013
Tokyo Ryogoku Kokugikan

0. Dark Match: Akito & Guanchulo Vs FUMA & Daichi Kazato
0. Dark Match – KO-D 6-Man Tag Title Next Challenger Decision – Falls Count Anywhere: Antonio Honda, Hoshitango & Jun Kasai Vs Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Akebono
1. Next KO-D Tag Team Title Challenger Finals: KUDO & Yasu Urano Vs Daisuke Sasaki & Yuji Hino Vs Keisuke Ishii & Takao Soma Vs Kenny Omega & Gota Ihashi
2. Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title – “Research Group” Presents Battle Royal: Komyo (c) Vs Yoshihiko Vs MIKAMI Vs Michael Nakazawa Vs Tomomitsu Matsunaga Vs Kazuki Hirata Vs Gorgeous Matsuno Vs DJ Nira Vs Rion Mizuki Vs Yuto Aijima Vs Mitomi Masayuki Vs Shuji Ishikawa Vs Seiya Morohashi
3. Saki Akai Debut Match: Masa Takanashi, Cherry & Saki Akai Vs Hiroshi Fukuda, Yoshiko & Hikaru Shida
4. Special Single Match: Katsuhiko Nakajima Vs Konosuke Takeshita
5. KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Titles: Kensuke Sasaki, Danshoku Dino & Makoto Oishi (c) Vs Winners Of Dark Match
6. KO-D Tag Team Titles: Hikaru Sato & Yukio Sakaguchi (c) Vs Yuko Miyamoto & Isami Kodaka
7. Dramatic Dream Match: Kota Ibushi Vs Kazuchika Okada
8. KO-D Openweight Title: Shigehiro Irie (c) Vs HARASHIMA

After having a go inside Budokan Hall last year for an event that luckily did not end with a satellite filled with dynamite falling from the sky and crashing into the building, DDT brings its annual Peter Pan supershow back to Sumo Hall. This time around Sanshiro Takagi’s crazy idea is to hold two shows inside Sumo Hall in the same weekend. While the first show focuses more on the entertainment side of DDT, this show right here is the culmination of everything DDT has done for the last 12 months. We have two generations of DDT aces fighting over the KO-D Championship, we have a dream match I never thought would happen between the Golden Star and the Rainmaker, we have the company’s most promising young wrestler going against one of modern wrestling’s best prodigies, we have a painting defending a championship against a bunch of people including a blow up doll and we have Akebono in a dark match. What more could you want from DDT?

0. Dark Match: Akito & Guanchulo Vs FUMA & Daichi Kazato

The afternoon begins with a dark match featuring the young lions of DDT and Union. Out of the four Akito has made the most progress this year regularly teaming with Masa Takanashi and Yukio Sakaguchi. The highlight of which was when he and Sakaguchi fought New Japan invaders Jushin Liger and Hiromu Takahashi back in February. Guanchulo arrived from Chile along with Aggressor for a learning excursion throughout the year. Aggressor returned home in June but Guanchulo extended his stay and is a last minute replacement for the injured Tetsuya Endo. FUMA was very active when he adopted his new name and tried to usurp KUDO’s spot in Ura-Shima-Kudo. Daichi Kazato is slowly but surely emerging from the dark match level in Union.

0. Dark Match – KO-D 6-Man Tag Title Next Challenger Decision – Falls Count Anywhere: Antonio Honda, Hoshitango & Jun Kasai Vs Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Akebono

The traditional Falls Count Anywhere Tag Team dark match makes its return. Sure it wouldn’t be a Peter Pan show without it. This time around there is a prize at stake. The winners will move onto the main card where they will receive a KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Title shot. The Monster Army gain a violent ally in the form of Jun Kasai. Sanshiro Takagi and Toru Owashi fired back with a big pick, Ribera’s favourite son Akebono!

1. Next KO-D Tag Team Title Challenger Finals: KUDO & Yasu Urano Vs Daisuke Sasaki & Yuji Hino Vs Keisuke Ishii & Takao Soma Vs Kenny Omega & Gota Ihashi

A lot of guys I like are in this match. It’s a shame that many of them have been put here instead of somewhere more important on the card. Still, you can expect a fast paced sprint and maybe a great KO-D Tag Team Title match to look forward to in the future.

2. Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title – “Research Group” Presents Battle Royal: Komyo (c) Vs Yoshihiko Vs MIKAMI Vs Michael Nakazawa Vs Tomomitsu Matsunaga Vs Kazuki Hirata Vs Gorgeous Matsuno Vs DJ Nira Vs Rion Mizuki Vs Yuto Aijima Vs Mitomi Masayuki Vs Shuji Ishikawa Vs Seiya Morohashi

The illustrious history of the Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title added another fascinating entry to its hall of champions back in June. Komyo  (Guangming is another translation but I don’t think it’s the ring one) is a portrait painted by Akihiro Miwa who among other things is an actor, an author, an artist and a drag queen. Komyo was presented to DJ Nira as a bonus prize when he won the Iron Man Title. However the painting was too large and heavy for Nira to carry. The painting fell on top of Nira and ended up pinning him to win the championship. Since then Komyo has been kept under wraps by the “Research Group” and this match will be the first appearance by the champion since it won the belt. Furthermore, the “Research Group” has hired Shuji Ishikawa and Seiya Morohashi to be Komyo’s bodyguards for the match against the usual mix of DDT’s finest and oddest. Contrary to rumours, the ghost of Andre The Giant will not be competing in the Battle Royal. However I cannot rule out the ghost of Naoshi Sano’s career showing up.

3. Saki Akai Debut Match: Masa Takanashi, Cherry & Saki Akai Vs Hiroshi Fukuda, Yoshiko & Hikaru Shida

With Yuzuki Aikawa’s days of bouncing around the ring now over, it’s now time for another model to become a pro wrestler. Enter Saki Akai, the daughter of actor and retired boxer Hidekazu Akai. Masa Takanashi and Cherry have been busy training her and will be teaming with her on the show. Their opponents Yoshiko and Hikaru Shida offered some advice to Akai at a recent press conference. Yoshiko warned that she could break Akai’s bones while Shida, who knows Akai from their time working together on the TV show Muscle Girl said that friendships do not matter inside the ring. Shida also thinks it sucks that she has to team with Hiroshi Fukuda.

4. Special Single Match: Katsuhiko Nakajima Vs Konosuke Takeshita

What a year it has been for Konosuke Takeshita. The 18 year old rookie debuted at Budokan Hall against the hero to Mexican orphans everywhere El Generico (and by that point he was already a former Iron Man Champion). Since then he has been a ball of energy with some impressive performances for a teenager in his first year of wrestling. He took some crazy bumps from the Golden Lovers in separate matches, stepped in the ring with Tatsumi Fujinami and was also pinned Poison Sawada JULIE in his retirement match. His most impressive achievement yet was defeating Masa Takanashi and Yasu Urano to reach the semi final of the King of DDT tournament. Oh, and he recently had an hour long Ironman dark match. Now exactly one year after his debut Takeshita is pitted against another wrestling prodigy, Katsuhiko Nakajima!

5. KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Titles: Kensuke Sasaki, Danshoku Dino & Makoto Oishi (c) Vs Winners Of Dark Match

The KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Titles were introduced in December and crowned its first champions a month later. In its brief history the title has had few successful defences. In fact, the Monster Army are the only champions to have made at least one successful defence. The current champions are of Kensuke Sasaki, Danshoku Dino and Makoto Oishi. As odd as it is for Sasaki to team with Dino and Oishi, it’s still not as weird as the time he thought he was American.

6. KO-D Tag Team Titles: Hikaru Sato & Yukio Sakaguchi (c) Vs Yuko Miyamoto & Isami Kodaka

My dark horse pick for match of the show. Hikaru Sato & Yukio Sakaguchi defend the KO-D Tag Team Titles against Yankii Ni Cho Kenju (or Yankee Two Kenju or Yankee Trillion Pistols, I couldn’t figure out the correct translation). Isami Kodaka stepped up his game this year, taking Shuji Ishikawa’s role as the ace of Union and battling with Kenny Omega over the DDT Extreme Title. He recently brought Yuko Miyamoto into DDT to form their successful Big Japan team and they quickly climbed the ranks to get this title shot. Meanwhile Sakaguchi began to make sense of DDT and even found himself defending the promotion from Jushin Liger at one point. He and fellow shoot fighter Hikaru Sato have held the titles since May and defended against a mixture of veterans and promising rookies.

7. Dramatic Dream Match: Kota Ibushi Vs Kazuchika Okada

The match everyone is looking forward to from the moment it was announced. Unless you have been living under a rock, you would know that Kota Ibushi recently moved up to heavyweight status and competed in the G1 Climax for New Japan. As part of the deal between New Japan and DDT, the IWGP Champion Kazuchika Okada (and hopefully Gedo too) comes over for a dream match against Ibushi. So we are getting the Golden Star against The Rainmaker and I for one am quite excited for it.

8. KO-D Openweight Title: Shigehiro Irie (c) Vs HARASHIMA

The actual main event has been overshadowed by Ibushi Vs Okada but it is a pretty important match for DDT. Shigehiro Irie won the KO-D Openweight Championship in March and since then has created the most dominant title reign in DDT history. This was helped by the creation of four Right To Challenge Anytime, Anywhere Contracts that allowed its holders to get a KO-D Title shot at whenever they wanted during DDT’s events. Makoto Oishi, Keisuke Ishii, Daisuke Sasaki and Big Japan’s Yuji Okabayashi all cashed in and left with nothing. Add to that some victories over Yukio Sakaguchi, Kota Ibushi, Hikaru Sato and Sanshiro Takagi and you have yourself a very impressive title reign. But there is someone Irie hasn’t faced yet and that man is one of DDT’s best. HARASHIMA is never far away from the No. 1 Contender position and he earned his main event spot by winning this year’s King of DDT tournament. Irie has never beaten HARASHIMA in a singles match. While he has come close with a time limit draw here and there, it’s been mostly HARASHIMA left standing on top. Will we get the same result or will Irie finally beat the one man he never could?


DDT “PROGRESS AND HARMONY OF WRESTLING” Preview

August 15, 2013

DDT “PROGRESS AND HARMONY OF WRESTLING”, 17/08/2013
Tokyo Ryogoku Kokugikan

0. Dark Match – Tokyo Women’s Wrestling Offer Match: Miyu Yamashita & Shoko Nakajima Vs Chikage Kiba & KANNA
0. Dark Match: Gota Ihashi & SAGAT Vs Mitomi Masayuki & Tatsuhiko Yoshino
1. All Night Nippon GOLD Personality Battle Royal: Sanshiro Takagi Vs Nori da Funky Shibire-sasu Vs Hikaru Sato Vs Toru Owashi Vs Gorgeous Matsuno Vs DJ Nira Vs Emi Sakura Vs GAMI Vs Honey Jiro Vs Guanchulo
2. Wrestling Style Vs Van: Hiroshi Fukuda (DPG) Vs Pour Lui (BiS) (w/ Jun Kasai)
3. Ultra Seven x DDT Collaboration Match: Yoshihiro Takayama & MIKAMI Vs Michael Nakazawa & Tomomitsu Matsunaga
4. DRESSCAMP PRESENTS: Kenny Omega Vs Konosuke Takeshita
5. Idol Lumberjack 4 Way Match: Makoto Oishi (Sizukaze & Kizuna ~KIZUNA~) Vs Yuko Miyamoto (LinQ) Vs Isami Kodaka (Up Up Girls) Vs Sanshiro Takagi (Eri Nitta)
6. Monster Army Vs Sakaguchi Home: Antonio Honda, Daisuke Sasaki, Yuji Hino & Hoshitango (w/ Tetsu Watanabe) Vs Yukio Sakaguchi, Masa Takanashi, Akito & Kazuki Hirata (w/ Kenji Sakaguchi)
7. Special 6-Man Tag Team Match: Shigehiro Irie, Keisuke Ishii & Takao Soma Vs HARASHIMA, KUDO & Yasu Urano
8. The Main Event: Danshoku Dino Vs Kota Ibushi

It’s that time again when DDT takes over Sumo Hall and puts on its biggest show of the year. This time however DDT will be holding two shows on back-to-back days. First up is “PROGRESS AND HARMONY OF WRESTLING”. This event will be more sports entertainment than usual for DDT. Those looking forward to title matches or anything that will contain significant progress for DDT’s storylines are probably better off waiting for the second show. This here is more like a variety show with the amount of celebrity guests showing up to get involved. That’s not to say there will not be any matches to look forward to of course.

0. Dark Match – Tokyo Women’s Wrestling Offer Match: Miyu Yamashita & Shoko Nakajima Vs Chikage Kiba & KANNA

Formed in June 2012, Tokyo Women’s Wrestling was created by DDT to bring in a new generation of girls into joshi wrestling. The project skid off track when its first and only trainee at the time NOZOMI quit the promotion after her brother Takashi Dai was forced into retirement due to spinal injuries suffered in his debut match. It wasn’t until November when the project emerged again with three brand new rookies Miyu Yamashita, KANNA and Chikage Kiba. They were soon joined by Shoko Nakajima and together the four spent all of this year competing in exhibition matches inside a tiny Akihabra concert hall. Now the time has come for the four girls to make their official pro wrestling debut.

0. Dark Match: Gota Ihashi & SAGAT Vs Mitomi Masayuki & Tatsuhiko Yoshino

The unsuccessful Kota Ibushi cloning experiment finally made some improvements this year. Gota Ihashi found some winning form as part of the Golden Rendezvous, winning the KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Titles. SAGAT is an indy wrestler who often competed in Union’s dark matches until Choun-Shiryu force fed him a potion that turned him into a Chinese Vampire. Now he spends his time hopping on the spot and looking like a male Hsien-Ko from Darkstalkers. Mitomi Masayuki is Union’s newest signed wrestler and has a cult following from his student wrestling days. Unfortunately his Union debut was delayed for a long time after he was injured in a car crash and it was only last month when he was finally able to wrestle. Tatsuhiko Yoshino is from Guts World. That’s everything I know about him… Ta da!

1. All Night Nippon GOLD Personality Battle Royal: Sanshiro Takagi Vs Nori da Funky Shibire-sasu Vs Hikaru Sato Vs Toru Owashi Vs Gorgeous Matsuno Vs DJ Nira Vs Emi Sakura Vs GAMI Vs Honey Jiro Vs Guanchulo

The show starts proper with a Battle Royal sponsored by the All Night Nippon radio show. The usual gang of misfits you would expect in a DDT Battle Royal are here along with former TKG48 member Nori da Funky Shibire-sasu, Gatoh Move founder Emi Sakura, Pro Wrestling WAVE founder GAMI, Chilean Dick Togo student Guanchulo and comedian/part time wrestler/lucky bastard who once dated Sora Aoi, Honey Jiro.

2. Wrestling Style Vs Van: Hiroshi Fukuda (DPG) Vs Pour Lui (BiS) (w/ Jun Kasai)

Hiroshi Fukuda recently took an unexpected career change by forming his own music group with a bunch of friends (and Antonio Honda) where they dress up as super heroes. After the DPG (Dramatic Perfect Group) launched their debut video, Fukuda picked a fight with Pour Lui, the leader of a girl group called BiS (Brand-New Idol Society). So a match was made and Lui was given a wrestler to be in her corner to make things even. That wrestler is Jun Kasai.

3. Ultra Seven x DDT Collaboration Match: Yoshihiro Takayama & MIKAMI Vs Michael Nakazawa & Tomomitsu Matsunaga

Yoshihiro Takayama & MIKAMI join forces due to their love of Ultraman. Nothing more needs to be said.

4. DRESSCAMP PRESENTS: Kenny Omega Vs Konosuke Takeshita

We’re getting a little fancy with this one. DRESSCAMP is a fashion brand and they are providing some glamour to go along with Kenny Omega versus Konosuke Takeshita. Japanese-Swedish celebrity LiLiCo is the special guest ring announcer while models Saki Akai (who makes her pro wrestling debut the next day) and Ayumi Goto will also appear. The match itself looks promising. Takeshita has had a heck of a rookie year while Omega has been really strong with a KO-D Openweight and DDT Extreme Title run throughout the first half of the year.

5. Idol Lumberjack 4 Way Match: Makoto Oishi (Sizukaze & Kizuna ~KIZUNA~) Vs Yuko Miyamoto (LinQ) Vs Isami Kodaka (Up Up Girls) Vs Sanshiro Takagi (Eri Nitta)

Wrestling match or a Japanese take on the TV show X-Factor? You decide. What we have here is a Lumberjack match. The roles of the lumberjacks have been given to a bunch of different music idols, each one represented by one of the wrestlers competing inside the ring. The idols are allowed to attack any wrestler who leaves the ring. However none of the wrestlers are allowed to touch any of the idols or else they will be immediately disqualified.

6. Monster Army Vs Sakaguchi Home: Antonio Honda, Daisuke Sasaki, Yuji Hino & Hoshitango (w/ Tetsu Watanabe) Vs Yukio Sakaguchi, Masa Takanashi, Akito & Kazuki Hirata (w/ Kenji Sakaguchi)

The Monster Army never learns. Last year Antonio Honda went on a stealing spree, robbing the DDT locker room of their gear and selling it online. The problem got so bad Sanshiro Takagi had to call in Hiroyoshi Tenzan and Satoshi Kojima to arrest them. Unfortunately only half a year passed until Honda and Daisuke Sasaki began stealing gear again. The line they crossed this time was when they stole the ring robe of Seiji Sakaguchi, Yukio Sakaguchi’s father. Speaking of fathers, Antonio Honda then revealed that his father Tetsu Watanabe is the Monster Army Marshall who ordered them to steal it! In response Yukio and his famous brother Kenji Sakaguchi planned to bring together a crack team of fighters to go to war with the Monster Army and win back the robe. Unfortunately, Jushin Liger thinks Yukio is a dick and he knows pretty much everybody in the industry so that probably stopped any hope of the plan from happening. So Yukio has to rely on DDT’s local crew Masa Takanashi, Akito and Kazuki Hirata instead.

7. Special 6-Man Tag Team Match: Shigehiro Irie, Keisuke Ishii & Takao Soma Vs HARASHIMA, KUDO & Yasu Urano

Team Dream Futures and Ura-Shima-Kudo have had plenty of 6-Man Tag Team matches together since both units were formed. What makes this one different is Shigehiro Irie will have his entrance song “Tachimukau” performed live by Kenji Ohtsuki. Also Irie will be in the ring with HARASHIMA the night before they main event Sumo Hall in the KO-D Openweight Title match.

8. The Main Event: Danshoku Dino Vs Kota Ibushi

The final match is a fitting main event between DDT’s two most loved wrestlers. Kota Ibushi and Danshoku Dino face each other for the first time since December 2010. They have had eight singles matches together in their careers (more like six, one was a backstage Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title change and the other was a wrestling match disguised as a figure dancing performance). While Ibushi is the favourite to win, Dino has had his number many times. Dino knows the Gedo Gay-do Clutch and that move has been Ibushi’s Achilles heel in the past. Ibushi also has bigger things to worry about the next day. If he can beat Dino and his eternal lust for anything male, then he can clear his head for The Rainmaker.


Union Prepares Its Summer Festival

August 13, 2013

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Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Feast Of Men Who Have Messed Up COOL: HAYATA & Takao Soma Vs Madoka & Mitomi Masayuki
2. Rumi Kazama Produce – A Little Early Union Ceremony Send-Off: Cherry Vs GAMI
3. Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto Vs Shuji Ishikawa & Seiya Morohashi

Union invites GAMI from Pro Wrestling WAVE over for an early farewell party before she retires at the end of December.


UNION “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ UNION PRODUCE” Results

July 28, 2013

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UNION “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ UNION PRODUCE”, 28/07/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
502 Fans – Super No Vacancy

1. Madoka & Guanchuro defeated Daichi Kazato & SAGAT when Guanchuro pinned SAGAT with a Piledriver (7:18).
2. Mitomi Masayuki Debut Match: Shuji Ishikawa defeated Mitomi Masayuki with the Running Knee Lift (7:18).
3. Rock ‘N’ Roll Death Match: Sayaka Obihiro defeated A.YAZAWA, Ryu Gouma and Choun-Shiryu when Obihiro pinned YAZAWA with the Obihiro Magic (12:45).
4. Idea Pocket Presents: Menso~re Oyaji defeated Hiroshi Fukuda and Mio Shirai when Oyaji pinned Fukuda after an Ashtray Strike (1:36).
4a. Mio Shirai defeated Hiroshi Fukuda and Menso~re Oyaji when Shirai pinned Fukuda with the Purple Flash (2:08).
5. Union Fly To Everywhere Title: Cherry (c) defeated Aoi Kizuki with the Spring Night Love (10:11).
*V2 for Cherry.
6. Best 2 out of 3 Time Admission 8-Man Tag Team Match: Nazo Fukumen M, Nazo Fukumen K, Nazo Fukumen P & Fukumen Queen defeated Isami Kodaka, Shuji Ishikawa, FUMA & Naomi Susan (2-1) (12:53).
6a. Nazo Fukumen K defeated Naomi Susan with a Boston Crab (0:52).
6b. Shuji Ishikawa defeated Nazo Fukumen P with the Running Knee Lift (7:58).
6c. Nazo Fukumen M defeated FUMA with a Power Bomb (12:53).

The main event was a Best 2 out of 3 falls match fought with a Wargames style entry system put in place with each wrestler drawing a random number. The Union Sekigun had the disadvantage from the start when Naomi Susan drew No. 1. She bravely attempted to take down Nazo Fukumen K when the bell rang but it was easily countered into a Boston Crab and Susan tapped out in the first minute the match. As the ring filled up, Shuji Ishikawa evened the score when he pinned Nazo Fukumen P. But in the end, the Nazo Fukumen won the battle with FUMA taking the fall for Union. After the match, Nazo Fukumen P demanded Union to disband because of their defeat. Nazo Fukumen M suddenly low blowed P and then knocked him down with a Lariat. Nazo Fukumen M then unmasked to reveal himself as Seiya Morohashi! He begged Susan to be accepted back into Union and she said “Of course!”

Rika Seibi and Tsubasa Amami were working as beer girls for the show, which as you can see in the photo above is quite the lovely sight. Their future services was also the prize for the Idea Pocket 3 Way Match. Menso~re Oyaji won it almost immediately when he grabbed an ashtray, called over Hiroshi Fukuda for a high five and then bashed him over the head with it. Both Fukuda and Mio Shirai complained about the result and the Idea Pocket divas allowed the match to restart. Fukuda, Oyaji and Shirai all decided to hold a toast during the rematch. As they all drank a beer, Shirai rolled over Fukuda and pinned him to win the idols. Shirai then invited everyone to visit her stall at the 24/8 Shin-Kiba show where the idols will be selling her merchandise. While all of this was going on Shigehiro Irie was in attendance so he could see his crush Seibi again.

Mitomi Masayuki finally had his debut match for Union six months after he signed with the promotion. Masayuki originally suffered an injury in a car crash but he believes that was no excuse to postpone his debut for so long. He has big dreams for wrestling and had six months to deliver that dream to the fans. Shuji Ishikawa defeated him as expected but this is only the beginning for the newcomer.


Complete Beer Garden Fight Schedule

July 26, 2013

UNION “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ UNION PRODUCE”, 28/07/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Mitomi Masayuki Debut Match: Mitomi Masayuki Vs Shuji Ishikawa
2. Rock ‘N’ Roll Death Match: A.YAZAWA Vs Ryu Gouma Vs Sayaka Obihiro
3. Taichi Kazato & SAGAT Vs Madoka & Guanchuro
3. Idea Pocket Presents: Hiroshi Fukuda Vs Menso~re Oyaji Vs Mio Shirai
4. Union Fly To Everywhere Title: Cherry (c) Vs Aoi Kizuki
5. Isami Kodaka, Shuji Ishikawa, FUMA & Naomi Susan Vs Nazo Fukumen M, Nazo Fukumen K, Nazo Fukumen P & Fukumen Queen

DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ DDT FIRST DAY”, 28/07/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Hiroshi Fukuda Vs Emi Sakura
2. Yuji Hino & Daisuke Sasaki Vs Masa Takanashi & Gota Ihashi
3. Toru Owashi & Kazuki Hirata Vs Antonio Honda & Hoshitango
4. Hikaru Sato & Yukio Sakaguchi Vs MIKAMI & Tomomitsu Matsunaga
5. Kota Ibushi G1 Send-Off Party: Kota Ibushi Vs Danshoku Dino Vs Makoto Oishi Vs Michael Nakazawa Vs DJ Nira
6. KUDO, Yasu Urano & FUMA Vs Keisuke Ishii, Takao Soma & Tetsuya Endo
7. HARASHIMA & Konosuke Takeshita Vs Shigehiro Irie & Akito

DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ DANSHOKU RANCH CLASSIC”, 29/07/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Men Who Are Fascinated By Pantyhose: Yasu Urano Vs Daisuke Sasaki Vs Masa Takanashi Vs Takao Soma Vs Tomomitsu Matsunaga Vs Konosuke Takeshita
2. Take Back Yoshiko’s Smile: Makoto Oishi Vs Antonio Honda
3. NAKAZAWA Looking Back:
4. Kota Ibushi Summer Vacation Wrestling Study: Shinya Ihashimoto Vs Hyper Aihara Choshu

DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ URASHIMAKUDO PRODUCE”, 30/07/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. FUMA Produce: Jinbeizamen & Acer 8 Vs Menso~re Oyaji & Agu
2. Yasu Urano Produce – Sambo Vs Judo: Daisuke Kido Vs Hiroshi Fukuda
3. KUDO Produce – Ebisuko Free Meals For One Year Battle Royal: Danshoku Dino Vs Seiya Morohashi Vs Tanomusaku Toba Vs Kazuki Hirata Vs Konosuke Takeshita
4. HARASHIMA Produce – ~Gaku Pro Only Yesterday~: HARASHIMA Vs Eririn Takagi

HARD HIT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ HARD HIT PRODUCE”, 31/07/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. ISAO Vs FUMA
2. Hard Hit Experiment – Handicap Match: Michael Nakazawa Vs Tanomusaku Toba
3. HARASHIMA Vs Ryuichi Sekine
4. Hard Hit Experiment – HARASHIMA Ultimate Royal: Hoshitango Vs Tetsuya Endo Vs Yukio Kubota Vs Tadaware
5. Hikaru Sato Vs Yukio Sakaguchi

NEW BEIJING “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ NEW BEIJING PRO WRESTLING PRODUCE”, 01/08/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Grudge Liquidation! Project Spartan Drunk Monkey-Fu Jackie Shangai Bronx Story Death Match: Choun-Shiryu Vs Goku
2. Spectacular Ratio By Typical Chinese Beauty:
3. Sangokushi War: White Eyebrow Ma Liang Vs Cao Zhang Vs Yuan Zhe

DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ DRIFT PRODUCE”, 02/08/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. ~Summer 2013 Culmination~: Shigehiro Irie, Keisuke Ishii & Takao Soma Vs Akito, Kazuki Hirata & FUMA
2. Takao Soma Produce – U-FILE CAMP – A Distorted Relationship Between Teacher And Wrestling Class Graduates: Takao Soma Vs Reo Vs Kazuhiro Tamura
3. Shigehiro Irie Produce: Shigehiro Irie Vs Kazuki Hirata & Tetsuya Endo
4. Keisuke Ishii Produce – Lariat Pro Wrestling: Keisuke Ishii, Tomomitsu Matsunaga & Kengo Mashimo Vs Danshoku Dino, Antonio Honda & Hoshitango

DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ DDT LAST DAY”, 03/08/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

Card To Be Decided On Day Of Show


Union Vs Fukumen: The Final Battle, Shirai’s Sexy Slaves, Yoneyama Injured

July 23, 2013

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UNION “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ UNION PRODUCE”, 28/07/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Mitomi Masayuki Debut Match: Mitomi Masayuki Vs Shuji Ishikawa
2. Rock ‘N’ Roll Death Match: A.YAZAWA Vs Ryu Gouma Vs Sayaka Obihiro
3. Taichi Kazato & SAGAT Vs Madoka & Guanchuro
3. Idea Pocket Presents: Hiroshi Fukuda Vs Menso~re Oyaji Vs Mio Shirai
4. Union Fly To Everywhere Title: Cherry (c) Vs Aoi Kizuki
5. Isami Kodaka, Shuji Ishikawa, FUMA & Naomi Susan Vs Nazo Fukumen M, Nazo Fukumen K, Nazo Fukumen P & Fukumen Queen

The final battle between Union and the Nazo Fukumen takes place at Beer Garden Fight week. The Nazo Fukumen revealed their true leaders at the last event, one of them being Fukumen Queen. The Nazo Fukumen treat her like a god and have demanded that Union put their “god” Naomi Susan into the match! The challenge was accepted by Isami Kodaka and the main event is now an 8-Person Tag Team match. Susan’s response was she does not see a bright future inside the ring for herself, but she will do her best.

The double date Hiroshi Fukuda & Menso~re Oyaji agreed to have with Riki Seibi & Tsubasa Amami at the last show never happened. So another Idea Pocket sponsored match was booked with the winner getting the services of Seibi straight away followed by Amami’s services at the Union Shin-Kiba show on 24/8. Mio Shirai added herself into the match because she thinks having two sexy idols working for her will boost her merchandise sales.

Kaori Yoneyama is out of action with a “left inner collateral ligament rupture” according to the DDT website. Sayaka Obihiro from Gatoh Move takes her place in the Rock ‘N’ Roll Death Match.

Mitomi Masayuki requested Shuji Ishikawa to be his opponent for his debut match.


Road To Ryogouk Stops By Korakuen, Beer Garden Hurrah!

July 13, 2013

DDT “ROAD TO RYOGOKU 2 DAYS IN 2013”, 21/07/2013
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

1. All Star Battle Royal: Daisuke Sasaki Vs Masa Takanashi Vs Michael Nakazawa Vs Akito Vs Gorgeous Matsuno Vs DJ Nira Vs Hiroshi Fukuda
2. Hikaru Sato & Yukio Sakaguchi Vs Tomomitsu Matsunaga & Gota Ihashi
3. 3 Way Tag Team Match: Keisuke Ishii & Takao Soma Vs KUDO & Yasu Urano Vs MIKAMI & MIKAMI?
4. Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Kazuki Hirata Vs Yuko Miyamoto, Isami Kodaka & FUMA
5. Top & Future Special Tag Team Match: HARASHIMA & Konosuke Takeshita Vs Kota Ibushi & Tetsuya Endo
6. KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Titles: Antonio Honda, Hoshitango & Yuji Hino (c) Vs Danshoku Dino, Makoto Oishi & Kensuke Sasaki
7. KO-D Openweight Title: Shigehiro Irie (c) Vs Yuji Okabayashi

The very last Right To Challenge Anytime, Anywhere Contract will be cashed in by Yuji Okabayashi on 21/7. Of course, the entire plan could be thrown out the window if Okabayashi loses a match anywhere in Japan before then.

Danshoku Dino & Makoto Oishi visited the Diamond Ring office and after a somewhat perverted confrontation with a male member of staff, were able to meet Kensuke Sasaki and convince him to team with them for the KO-D 6-Man Tag Title match.

Looks like Guanchuro will continue his MIKAMI impersonation and this time teams up with the man himself.

UNION “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ UNION PRODUCE”, 28/07/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Mitomi Masayuki Debut Match: Mitomi Masayuki Vs X
2. Rock ‘N’ Roll Death Match: A.YAZAWA Vs Ryu Gouma Vs Kaori Yoneyama
3. Union Fly To Everywhere Title: Cherry (c) Vs Aoi Kizuki

Mitomi Masayuki will finally have his debut match for Union after recovering from injuries suffered in a car crash back in February.

DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ DANSHOKU RANCH CLASSIC”, 29/07/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Take Back The Guy’s Smile:
2. It Is Attached To The Man NAKAZAWA:
3. Kota Ibushi Summer Vacation Wrestling Study:

A bit worried about this one since whenever Kota Ibushi has an idea, it usually involves fireworks.

DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ URASHIMAKUDO PRODUCE”, 30/07/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. FUMA Produce:
2. Yasu Urano Produce:
3. KUDO Produce:
4. HARASHIMA Produce:

HARASHIMA’s Beer Fight plans are usually just playing it straight. Matches himself with a worthy opponent while giving the younger wrestlers a chance to size up with the veterans. Don’t know about the others though. KUDO and Yasu Urano fought each other one year in a match where instead of three counts, you had to drink a full glass of beer while pinning your opponent in order to win.

HARD HIT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ HARD HIT PRODUCE”, 31/07/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. ISAO Vs FUMA
2. Hard Hit Experiment – Handicap Match: Michael Nakazawa Vs Tanomusaku Toba
3. HARASHIMA Vs Ryuichi Sekine
4. Hard Hit Experiment – HARASHIMA Ultimate Royal: Hoshitango Vs Tetsuya Endo Vs Yukio Kubota Vs Tadaware
5. Hikaru Sato Vs Yukio Sakaguchi

Hard Hit lightens up a little with a few experimental rules and concepts added some of the matches on the card. The main even though will probably be one of the more intense fights in Hard Hit history.

Tadaware comes from a micro indy called Pro Wrestling Nightmare.

NEW BEIJING “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ NEW BEIJING PRO WRESTLING PRODUCE”, 01/08/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Grudge Liquidation! Project Spartan Drunk Monkey-Fu Jackie Shangai Bronx Story Death Match: Choun-Shiryu Vs Goku
2. Spectacular Ratio By Typical Chinese Beauty:
3. Sangokushi War: White Eyebrow Ma Liang Vs Cao Zhang Vs Yuan Zhe

White Eyebrow Ma Liang wrestles in Japan for the first time since 2007. Back then he represented Big China Wrestling. Not sure what he’s been up to since then, maybe formed a Union of some sort.

Don’t care if I made a mistake with the translation. Match #1 is possibly the greatest match name I have ever written on this site. And this is Goku the monkey warrior, not the guy from Dragon Ball Z.

DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2013 ~ DRIFT PRODUCE”, 02/08/2013
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. ~Summer 2013 Culmination~: Shigehiro Irie, Keisuke Ishii & Takao Soma Vs Akito, Kazuki Hirata & FUMA
2. Takao Soma Produce:
3. Shigehiro Irie Produce:
4. Keisuke Ishii Produce – Lariat Pro Wrestling:

My favourite match from the 2011 Beer Fight series makes a return. Lariats for everybody!