Dramatic DDT

DDT “BEER FIGHT 2011 ~ DDT DAY”, 13/08/2011
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
660 Fans

1. Michael Nakazawa, Sexxxy Eddy & Ryan Genesis defeated Antonio Honda, Makoto Oishi & Kazuki Hirata when Eddy pinned Hirata with the Sex On The Beach (10:27).
2. Takao Soma & Shigehiro Irie defeated Hikaru Sato & Tanomusaku Toba when Soma pinned Toba with the Diving Guillotine Drop (11:39).
3. Yasu Urano & Hoshitango defeated HARASHIMA & HERO! by DQ when Darkside HERO! interfered (13:03).
4. Daisuke Sasaki defeated Poison Sawada JULIE with the Cattle Mutilation (10:34).
5. MIKAMI defeated DJ Nira with a School Boy (0:23).
5a. MIKAMI defeated DJ Nira with the Volcanic Bomb (9:25)
6. Customer Draw 6 Man Tag Team: KUDO, Danshoku Dino & Kota Ibushi defeated Keisuke Ishii, Masa Takanashi & Kenny Omega when KUDO pinned Takanashi with the Diving Double Knee Drop (17:45).

The final day of “BEER FIGHT 2011” ended the way it always does, with the entire DDT roster going into the ring and exposing their backsides while drinking loads and loads of beer.

Daisuke Sasaki was in possession of a mysterious crystal ball and claimed that it gave him the power he needs to defeat Poison Sawada JULIE. His claims turned out to be true as Sasaki defeated JULIE with his own finisher, the Cattle Mutilation.

Another HERO! has now shown up to help HARASHIMA. This time Darkside HERO! came to rescue HARASHIMA & HERO! from Yasu Urano & Hoshitango, only for his interference to disqualify them and lose the match. Darkside HERO! told HARASHIMA that he came “to help the heart that believes.” The three of them all decided to team up together at the next Korakuen Hall show.

Hikaru Sato wrestled in women’s swimwear while Tanomusaku Toba wrestled as a schoolgirl in their tag match.

Sexxxy Eddy performed his striptease for Cherry in the ring before his match.

DDT “BEER FIGHT 2011 ~ KENNY OMEGA & MICHAEL NAKAZAWA DAY”, 11/08/2011
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
650 Fans

1a. Best Of The Super Indy – Round 1: Kenny Omega defeated Yoshietsuneo with a Hadouken (1:28).
1b. Best Of The Super Indy – Round 2: Kenny Omega defeated Kouchou with the Croyt’s Wrath (5:12).
1c. Best Of The Super Indy – Semi-Final: Kenny Omega defeated Miyako Matsumoto with a Cradle (2:54).
1d. Best Of The Super Indy – Final: Kenny Omega defeated Yukihiro Abe with the Croyt’s Wrath (5:33).
2. Team DEEP Challenge: Jason Geiger & Isamu Sugiuchi defeated Hikaru Sato & Michael “Judo King” Nakazawa when Sugiuchi submitted Nakazawa with the Deep Throat Choke Sleeper (16:11).
3. Three Monkeys Match: No Looking Monkey (Antonio Honda) defeated No Hearing Monkey (DJ Nira) and No Speaking Monkey (Masa Takanashi) when No Looking Monkey submitted No Hearing Monkey with the Octopus Hold (10:05).
4. Falls Count Anywhere: Kota Ibushi, Kenny Omega & Michael Nakazawa defeated Sexxxy Eddy, Sexy X (Sanshiro Takagi) & Sexy XXX (Shigehiro Irie) when Omega and Nakazawa pinned Sexy XXX with the Croyt’s Wrath and Union Jackknife combo (18:29).

It was now the turn of Kenny Omega & Michael Nakazawa to hold their show for the week. The main event saw Omega & Nakazawa team with Kota Ibushi to take on Sexxxy Eddy and his pals, Sexy X (Sanshiro Takagi) and Sexy XXX (Shigehiro Irie). The trio called themselves Sexy To The MAX and they were a handful for the Golden Lovers and Nakazawa. Literally as at one point there was a complete chain of wrestlers grabbing each other by the crotch. At the end though, Kenny and Michael both pinned Sexy XXX after the Croyt’s Wrath. The show ended with Kenny and Michael dancing with Yukihiro Abe, who dressed as Haruhi Suzumiya.

The Three Monkeys match had three DDT wrestlers each representing one of the proverbial “Three Wise Monkeys”. Antonio Honda was No Looking Monkey and he had to wrestle blindfolded. DJ Nira was No Hearing Monkey and had to wrestle with headphones that blocked his hearing. Masa Takanashi was No Speaking Monkey and he had to wear a surgical mask to cover his mouth. Each wrestler could not take off their item or break their character during the match.

Nakazawa’s “Judo King” look was a nurse costume, an S&M mask, silk gloves and silk stockings. Teaming with Hikaru Sato again, the two used sleazier tactics to combat their hybrid fighter opponents. They used leather whips and poured candle wax on both Jason Gieger & Isamu Sugiuchi but Team DEEP soon turned the tables and gave Nakazawa & Sato a taste of their own medicine. Nakazawa went even further by bringing in a dildo but Sugiuchi shoved it down Nakazawa’s throat and applied a Choke Sleeper to submit him.

Kenny Omega went through a gauntlet of micro indy wrestlers to win the “Best Of The Super Indy” challenge. His opponents included Animal Hamaguchi impersonator Yoshietsuneo, Kouchou the Ultimo Dragon knock off from nkw and former Ice Ribbon, now Gakenofuchi Pro and one woman show Miyaki Matsumoto. After Omega defeated those just mentioned, he faced the returning Yukihiro Abe in the final. Abe left DDT when his contract ran out earlier in the year but he still participates in Style-E. Omega was able to pin Abe with the Croyt’s Wrath to win the entire match. Abe took the mic afterwards and said it was a while since his last match in DDT, but he wanted to face Kenny and was happy to take part in the show.

DDT “BEER FIGHT 2011 ~ HARASHIMA & HERO! DAY”, 09/08/2011
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
452 Fans

1. Hard Hit Rules: HARASHIMA & Tanomusaku Toba defeated KUDO & Hiro Tsumaki when HARASHIMA submitted Tsumaki with an Ankle Hold (14:30).
2. Finally Gathered! Hero Sentai Yattuken: Yasu Urano, Antonio Honda & Kazuki Hirata defeated Yattuken #1, Yattuken #2 & Yattuken #3 when Honda pinned Yattuken I after he given an Axe Bomber by Yattuken II (14:04).
3. Danshoku Dino defeated Hiroya Fukuda with the Danshoku Driver (7:13).
4. 5 Vs 2 Handicap Match: HARASHIMA & HERO! defeated Yasu Urano, Antonio Honda, Kazuki Hirata, Big Morohashi & DJ Nira when HARASHIMA pinned Hirata with the Somato (14:29).

The Hero Sentai Yattuken had their hands full against the villains known as The Three Bandanas. Antonio Honda had an evil plan in store for our courageous heroes. He, Yasu Urano & Kazuki Hirata were equipped with a bunch of pantyhose bandanas that were developed by NASA. Anyone who wore them would become 1.2 times more powerful but also become 5 times more evil. Yattuken II and Yattuken III were eventually unmasked as Big Morohashi & DJ Nira. The Three Bandanas put the evil pantyhose over Morohashi’s face, causing him to turn evil and hit Yattuken I with an Axe Bomber. The Three Bandanas then won the match and took Yattuken I hostage. They threatened to return later and finish the job.

The Three Bandanas returned later that night to interrupt HARASHIMA’s promo in the ring. They brought out and unmasked Yattuken I to reveal that he was actually an unmasked and unarmored HERO! However, even in a weakened state HERO! was able to cover his face with his hands. Honda challenged HARASHIMA to a 5 On 2 Handicap which was immediately accepted. HERO! was given his mask back and the match began. The outlook was bleak for HARASHIMA and HERO! as their opponents were too strong while wearing the NASA pantyhose bandanas over their faces. Help came in an unexpected form of an Early Model HERO! showing up and giving HERO! his armour back. HARASHIMA was overwhelmed and taken out of action so HERO! saw his opportunity to fight dirty. He grabbed a black box and drilled his enemies with it. However, The Three Bandanas fought back and unmasked him, revealing Minoru Fujita! Fujita got a second wind and fought off everyone, ending with a Tombstone Piledriver on Hirata. As HARASHIMA regained his senses, Fujita put the HERO! mask back on and told his partner to take over. HARASHIMA was completely unaware of what happened but listened to HERO! and gave Hirata a Double Knee Gutbuster followed by the Somato for the three count. Honda’s evil plan was foiled!

A clash of heads between Danshoku Dino and Hiroya Fukuda at the beginning of the show caused the two of them to switch bodies. So Dino came out dressed in Fukuda’s ring gear and acted as him while Fukuda dressed and acted like Dino. Another clash of heads during their match swapped their bodies back to normal. Dino then kissed Fukuda and gave him the Danshoku Driver to win the match.

DDT “BEER FIGHT 2011 ~ BELT HUNTER X HUNTER DAY”, 08/08/2011
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
605 Fans

1. Masa Takanashi Offer Match – Sexy Match: Sexxxy Eddy & Sexy Moro (w/ Sexy Mochi) defeated Masa Takanashi & Emi Sakura when Eddy pinned Takanashi with the Sex On The Beach (11:01).
2. Danshoku Dino Offer Match – Revolutionary Match: Hiro Tsumaki defeated Danshoku Dino with a Thrust Kick (7:03).
3. Hikaru Sato Offer Match – Costume Lottery: Hikaru Sato & Michael Nakazawa Vs Tanomusaku Toba & Kazuki Hirata ended in a No Contest when everyone tried to rape the referee (12:36).
4. Keisuke Ishii Offer Match – Youth Wrestling Lariat: Keisuke Ishii & Cherry defeated Kota Ibushi & Antonio Honda when Ishii pinned Honda with the Kneel Kick. (16:01).

The main event was a Lariat fest. Kota Ibushi and Cherry brawled around ringside and Ibushi did not hold back on the girl. Likewise, Cherry also gave it all she had. She was even able to Power Bomb Ibushi at one point. Antonio Honda compared all of the Lariats used in the match to those thrown by Kensuke Sasaki. We even had Yukinori Matsui and several wrestlers not involved in the match all get knocked down by Lariats. Keisuke Ishii won the match and afterwards said that today was the awakening of the next KO-D Openweight Champion! Ishii will face KUDO for the KO-D Title on 28th August.

The Costume Lottery match had everyone involved cosplaying in different uniforms associated with school activities. Hikaru Sato wore a pink maid outfit, Tanomusaku Toba was dressed in a school girl uniform, Michael Nakazawa was wearing a tight rubber suit that covered his entire body except for his face (apparently you wear it under your protective gear in Kendo), Kazuki Hirata wore a swimsuit and referee Kiso Daisuke was a cheerleader. The match ended when all four wrestlers were down on the canvas and they all grabbed Daisuke’s cheerleader skirt to help drag themselves back onto their feet. However, they instead ripped off Daisuke’s skirt and exposed his underwear. Daisuke thought he was about to get raped and he called for the bell, ending the match in a no contest.

The revolutionary rule Danshoku Dino came up with for his match was that a you could win by pinning your opponent for a one count. That plan backfired as Hiro Tsumaki pinned him and got the upset victory.

Before the first match could begin, Big Morohashi entered the ring and approached Sexxxy Eddy. He told Eddy “I also want to be sexy.” Eddy agreed and turned Big Morohashi into Sexy Moro for one night so they could team up together. Sexy Mochi didn’t mind being replaced and was happy to be in the sexy corner for her sexy tag team. Sexxxy Eddy also reminded Emi Sakura of the time he danced for her at Korakuen Hall a few months ago. He then said he found a much sexier woman in Sexy Mochi and began stripping and dancing for her. Sakura fell back in shock. Masa Takanashi had to stand behind and push Emi’s shoulders to keep her from hitting to the canvas.