Smiling Cafe, King Of DDT, KO-D Tag Title Rematch, Keita No Longer In The House

July 2, 2012

DDT “SMILING HEADQUARTERS WRESTLING”, 05/07/2012
Harajuku Smiling Headquarters

1. HARASHIMA & Shigehiro Irie Vs Danshoku Dino & Michael Nakazawa

To celebrate the opening of the Smiling Headquarters cafe in Harajuku, DDT will hold a match inside the establishment and broadcast it live on their Nico Nico Douga page. The cafe is barely big enough to fit in 30 people and they will be allowed to attend the match for free. In addition to the match, Antonio Honda will also be there to perform some Hulk Hogan Gymnastics for the audience.

DDT “KING OF DDT OSAKA”, 08/07/2012
Osaka Yodogawa Ward Center

1. King Of DDT 2012 – Semi Final: Kenny Omega Vs HARASHIMA
2. King Of DDT 2012 – Semi Final: KUDO Vs Danshoku Dino
3. DJ Nira Vs Hideki Shiota
4. Takao Soma, Shoichi Uchida & Kiai Ryuuken Ecchan Vs Makoto Oishi, Akito & Hiroshi Fukuda
5. 4 Way Tag Match: Yasu Urano & Antonio Honda Vs Masa Takanashi & Daisuke Sasaki Vs Keisuke Ishii & Shigehiro Irie Vs Tomomitsu Matsunaga & Tetsuya Endo
6. Kota Ibushi & Gota Ihashi Vs Hikaru Sato & Michael Nakazawa
7. King Of DDT 2012 – Final: Winner of Semi Final 1 Vs Winner of Semi Final 2

Sanshiro Takagi has been forced to miss this show due to high blood pressure caused by nerve compression in his neck. He is expected to just miss this event.

DDT “ROAD TO BUDOKAN IN HIROSHIMA ~DRAMATIC DREAM TOKA-SAN~”, 15/07/2012
Hiroshima Industrial Hall

1. Yuto Aijima Vs Antonio Honda
2. Danshoku Dino & Michael Nakazawa Vs HARASHIMA & Rey Paroma
3. KO-D Tag Team Title: KUDO & Makoto Oishi (c) Vs Yuji Hino & Yasu Urano

The former champions get their rematch. Crying Wolf is going through a rough period that saw Yuji Hino losing both the KO-D Openweight Title and with Yasu Urano the KO-D Tag Team Title. They have been granted a rematch against the Homoiro Clover Z duo of KUDO & Makoto Oishi with the belts on the line.

Speaking of Crying Wolf, they are now down one man with the announcement that Keita Yano is no longer affiliated with DDT. After the cross promoted DDT and WALLABY show took place on Sunday, DDT and Yano had a discussion about their ideas about pro wrestling. Due to the differences in opinion, it was decided that Yano’s contract would be cancelled as of today.


WALLABY X DDT Results

July 1, 2012

WALLABY X DDT, 01/07/2012
Saitama Cerberus Dojo

1. JOM Vs Shigehiro Irie ended in a Double Countout (6:00).
2. Hero Amon Vs Takao Soma ended in a No Contest (2:54).
3. Michael Nakazawa defeated Survival Tobita by Disqualification when Tobita used an electric massager on Nakazawa (8:24).
4. Keita Yano, Batten Tamagawa & Naoshi Sano defeated HARASHIMA, Masa Takanashi & Gota Ihashi when Sano pinned Takanashi with a Brainbuster (20:45).

The joint show between DDT and WALLABY took place thanks to Keita Yano. He cashed in his “Performance Rights Anytime, Anywhere” to make the show happen. Due to how small the building was, every match on the show took place on a mat with traffic cones acting as corner posts.

The main event saw the WALLABY team defeat the DDT team in an upset when Naoshi Sano pinned Masa Takanashi. Gota Ihashi and Keita Yano kept fighting after the bell but both sides eventually calmed down and shook hands. Then someone from the WALLABY roster ran in dressed as Atsushi Onita and soaked Yano with bottles of water.

Survival Tobita cost himself a victory over Michael Nakazawa when he used an electric massager on Nakazawa’s crotch while applying a Figure Four Leg Lock.

Hero Amon has quit the nWJ. He revealed he originally joined the group to spy on them for the LWO. I don’t know what the L stands for but the WO means “Wallaby Order”. Amon’s match with nWJ member Takao Soma ended in a pull apart when Soma would not stop pummelling the hell out of Amon in the audience.

KUDO was originally supposed to face JOM in the first match but had to pull out of the show due to injury. Shigehiro Irie took his place.


Hard Hit Ignites The Passion, RockNES Monsters, KEITA In THE House!

May 24, 2012

HARD HIT “~PASSION~”, 03/06/2012
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

0. Dark Match – Amateur Rules: Taro Taketomi Vs Kazuto Nakano
0. Dark Match – Semi-Professional Rules: Best Of The Super Shimata Vs Valor Taniguchi
1. Ryuichi Sekine Vs ISAO
2. Tanomusaku Toba Vs Ayumu Honda
3. Masashi Takeda Vs Hyato Mashida
4. Shotaro Nasu Vs Takeshi Ono
5. HARASHIMA VS Kyosuke Sasaki
6. Yukio Sakaguchi Vs Kazuki Hashimoto
7. Hikaru Sato Vs Manabu Suruga

Hikaru Sato named the show “~PASSION~” because he wants Hard Hit to ignite passion for the new generation of fighters. After the reintroduction of Hard Hit in March, Sato wanted to hold another event as soon as he could to continue that passion and cooperation between the fighters.

UNION “NIMOMAKEZU RAIN”, 17/06/2012
Kitizawa Town Hall

1. Big Rude Vs Taichi Kazato
2. Sanshiro Takagi & Keizo Matsuda Vs Hiroshi Fukuda & Rion Mizuki (w/ Rumi Kazama)
3. Ken Ohka & Mio Shirai Vs Choun-Shiryu & Cao Zhang (w/ Princess Makoto)
4. Triple Threat Tag Team Match: Isami Kodaka & Hiro Tsumaki Vs El Hijo del Goro & Goro Jr. Vs Johnny Goodtime & Johnny Yuma
5. Cherry Vs Yuko Miyamoto
6. BJW Tag Team Title: Shuji Ishikawa & Shigehiro Irie (c) Vs Abdullah Kobayashi & Ryuji Ito

The RockNES Monsters make their debut in a Triple Threat Tag Team match.

WALLABY X DDT, 01/07/2012
Saitama Cerberus Dojo

1. JOM Vs Gota Ihashi
2. Hero Amon Vs Takao Soma
3. Survival Tobita Vs Michael Nakazawa
4. KEITA in THE House, Batten Tamagawa & Naoshi Sano Vs HARASHIMA, Masa Takanashi & Gota Ihashi

Keita Yano has cashed in his “Performance Rights Anytime, Anywhere” contract to hold a joint event between DDT and his own Wallaby promotion. Yano, going under his other moniker KEITA in THE House, is using the event to gather together his Wallaby Army and challenge DDT to see who comes out on top. He admits that it will be a struggle for his team to win but he vowed his team will be victorious. Tsurumi Amon swore that DDT will go through the entire show undefeated.


Union Shin-Kiba Matches, El Samurai Goes After The Extreme Title

June 28, 2011

UNION “TANABATA WISHES COME TRUE IN FOUR DAYS! 2011”, 03/07/2011
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Tomoya & Hiroya Fukuda Vs Tsuyoshi Kikuchi & Shigehiro Irie
2. Cherry & Sawako Shimono Vs Mio Shirai & Io Shirai
3. European Rules – SGP Jr. Heavyweight Title: Ultraman Robin (c) Vs Ken Ohka
4. Isami Kodaka & Keita Yano Vs Big Morohashi & Gaylon Summers
5. Shuji Ishikawa & Hiro Tsumaki Vs KUDO & Keisuke Ishii
6. Big China Unified Nakahara Tag Team Title: Sanshiro Takagi & Munenori Sawa (c) Vs The Great Sasuke & Ricky Fuji

The SGP Jr. Heavyweight Title will be contested under “European Rules” with the match consisting of ten rounds, all three minutes long.

UNION “UNION DRAGONS OF SUMMER IN NAGOYA 2011”, 10/07/2011
Kanayama Asunal Hall

1. DDT Extreme Title: Isami Kodaka (c) Vs El Samurai

This is a surprise. No one would have guessed that Isami Kodaka’s next DDT Extreme Title defence would be against El Samurai!

One last note, for a while I have been getting Keita Yano’s name wrong. I have mistakenly been calling him Yano K Data all this time, thinking this was a seperate gimmick he only used in Union. Turns out he goes pretty much everywhere dressed as a cross between Doink The Clown and The Joker. The Google Translate site has recently improved its results for translating Japanese into English and vice versa, so now the kanji for his name correctly comes up as Keita Yano instead of Yano K Data. So I’m going to go back through the posts and make the corrections to his name.