DDT “DOTONBORI STORY 9” Results

March 15, 2011

DDT “DOTONBORI STORY 9”, 13/03/2011
Osaka Minami Move On Arena
310 Fans

1. Sanshiro Takagi defeated Great Kayser with the Sit Down Himawari Bomb (4:29).
2. Hikaru Sato & Kazuki Hirata defeated Keisuke Ishii & Akito when Sato pinned Akito with a Middle Kick (10:41).
3. DJ Nira Vs Hideki Shiota ended in a No Contest when the Shit Heart ♥ Foundation attacked both wrestlers (8:52).
4. Takao Soma, Super Shit Machine & Tomimitsu Matsunaga defeated HARASHIMA, MIKAMI & Daisuke Sasaki when Machine pinned Sasaki with the SHIT! Down Power Bomb (11:41).
5. Danshoku Dino & Makoto Oishi defeated Antonio Honda & Michael Nakazawa when Oishi pinned Nakazawa with the Miracle Ecstasy (9:40).
6. Yasu Urano defeated KUDO with an Inside Cradle (13:55).
7. Dick Togo & GENTARO defeated Kota Ibushi & Shigehiro Irie when Togo pinned Irie with the Diving Senton (20:58).

Michael Nakazawa was confronted by the Shit Heart ♥ Foundation in the ring, with group demanding that their former member shave his head bald for siding with Hikaru Sato during his No DQ Hair Vs Hair match with SHF leader Takao Soma. Nakazawa ended up gambling his hair on the DJ Nira Vs Hideki Shiota match. He picked Shiota to win the match but it didn’t matter as the SHF attacked both participants to cause a No Contest and then began to shave off Nakazawa’s hair. DJ Nira also got in on the action much to Nakazawa’s sadness. HARASHIMA, MIKAMI & Daisuke Sasaki ran in to make the save and kick start their Tag match against the group.

When Nakazawa finally reappeared for Match #5, he came out sporting a hairstyle similar to the Brahman Bros (as seen in the pic above). Tadasuke from Osaka Pro stood inside the ring for the entire match. By the time the match was over he couldn’t stop laughing at all of the comedy spots that took place.

Sanshiro Takagi made a surprise appearance for a bonus match against The Great Kayser to start the show. This was his first match in a full DDT show since his move to Union last year. After Sanshiro won with the Sit Down Himawari Bomb, he announced that DDT will donate some of the box office to charity in aid of the victims of the recent disaster.

At the end of the show, DDT referee Yukinori Matsui was given time to speak about his hometown in the Iwate prefecture, which was destroyed by the earthquake. Thankfully, he found out the day before the show that his family was safe and that everyone in the town was in his thoughts.

Due to the rolling blackouts and increased dangers happening in Tokyo right now, DDT has postponed tomorrow’s “NON-FIX” show that was supposed to take place in Shin-Kiba 1st RING.

At the moment, DDT’s “JUDGEMENT 2011” 14th Anniversary show is still going ahead on 27th March. Korakuen Hall suffered damage during the earthquake, most of it caused to the ceiling along with some electrical problems. SMASH has postponed its 18th March event at building but Big Japan and Ice Ribbon are still planning on having their Korakuen shows on 21st March take place.

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Nakazawa In Ice Ribbon

January 26, 2011

Ice Ribbon, 26/01/2011
Ice Ribbon School, Saitama

Bra Match: Makoto defeated Michael Nakazawa when she stripped him of his bra (7:05).

Michael Nakazawa was the latest DDT wrestler to show up in Ice Ribbon. He was at today’s show in the Ice Ribbon School to take on the girl who’s ultimate goal in wrestling is to become a WWE Diva, Makoto. Nakazawa being the kinky type wore a bra and was somehow able to make a stipulation that in order to win the match, you had to remove the bra worn by your opponent. Whether or not this was an excuse for Nakazawa to perve over Makoto didn’t matter because in the end, Makoto stripped Nakazawa of his bra and his dignity to win. Nakazawa cheered himself up by sneaking into the Ice Ribbon office after the show and rummaging through Emi Sakura’s clothes, as shown in the picture above.

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Perverted DDT Event Results

October 3, 2010

DDT “HENTAI, THE WHOLE ASSEMBLY”, 30/09/2010
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
457 Fans – Super No Vacancy Full House

0. Pancrase Rules: Jushin Thunder Butter defeated Nasu Akira with a Rear Naked Choke (R2 – 2:11).
1. Mask Vs Bra Vs Panties Vs Condom 4 Way Match: Antonio Honda defeated Seiya Morohashi, Marines Mask II & sawako when Honda grabbed the condom (11:24).
2. Blindfolded Audience Match: Kana defeated Takaku Fuke by DQ when Fuke refused to break the Body Scissors Hold (6:21).
3. Costume Play Rumble: YOSHIHIKO defeated Yukihiro Abe with a Huracanrana (11:26). Other contestants: Daisuke Sasaki, Keisuke Ishii, Muscle Sakai, Kazuki Hirata & Cherry.
4. Sudou Sponsored Match: Kota Ibushi & Takao Soma Vs Danshoku Dino & Shigehiro Irie ended in a No Contest (10:12).
5. Brahman Shu & Brahman Kei defeated Michael Nakazawa & Hikaru Sato when Shu pinned Sato with the Zombie King (17:07).

This DDT show was based around a one night revival of Michael Nakazawa & Hikaru Sato’s Hentai team gimmick. That’s hentai as in acting perverted, not interests in animated porn. Their matches often included such debaucherous acts like handcuffs, blindfolds, gagged mouthpieces, dripping candle wax and leather whips. And this was stuff Michael and Hikaru would use on each other! Many of their matches would end in no contests as both their opponents and the officials would get sick of watching their S&M sessions in the ring.

And some of you thought Danshoku Dino was bad…

The show was only open to fans over 15 because of the perverted nature of the evening. And boy, was it perverted. The audience was treated to an opening video package which included footage of Nakazawa and Sato wrestling each other naked. The main event saw the Hentai team facing the Brahman Brothers in a match that featured Nakazawa tying and gagging himself to the ring post and Sato getting his backside smeared in miso. With that said, they did put up a tough fight against Shu & Kei but in the end it was the Brahmans that left victorious.

The semi-main was sponsored by a lotion company, so buckets of lotion were placed in each corner of the ring. Everybody involved were soaked in lotion during the match, which got so out of control it had to be called off. It didn’t stop an oily Dino from terrorising the fans afterwords though.

For the Cosplay Rumble, Yukihiro Abe wore a schoolgirl top, striped underwear, cat ears and a cat tail. Daisuke Sasaki was just a plain school girl. Keisuke Ishii was wearing the school girl uniform from Evangelion. Muscle Sakai wore factory clothing, but some translated reports say he was a character from a homoerotic manga. Kazuki Hirata was Super Strong Machine and recieved calls of “Hirata!” from the fans (get it?). I couldn’t tell what Cherry was supposed to be. Looks like her normal gear but she may have been wearing a mask to go with it. Abe thought he won when he was the last wrestler in the ring. However YOSHIHIKO came out as the final entrant wearing a maid costume and pinned Abe with a Huracanrana. By winning the match, YOSHIHIKO was rewarded with the title of “King Of Pro Wrestling Cosplay”. He is the second person to win this title. The previous winner was Kota Ibushi in a wedding dress.

Takaku Fuke and Kana fought in a mixed-gender match that had plenty of worked shoot elements. However, a lot of the audience were told to use their face masks as blindfolds for the match. Why? I don’t know. This match was made when Kana defeated Fuke with Mounted Punches at an Osaka Pro event last month. Here, Fuke originally won by submission by trapping Kana in a Triangle Choke. However, he was disqualified for refusing to let go of the hold after the match. For some reason, maybe as a forfeit, Fuke decided to strip down to his g-string. Kana begged him to stop. Fuke might have challenged Kana to a deathmatch in the future to settle the score.

The goal for match #1 was for the winning wrestler to remove a certain item of clothing worn by one of his opponents. Marines Mask had his mask, sawako (Munenori Sawa) wore panties, Antonio Honda wore a bra and Seiya Morohashi wore a condom under his regular wrestling gear. Late in the match, Seiya took off the condom and used it to give everyone Mandible Claws, even giving one to the ref. However, Honda was able to grab the condom off of Seiya while the ref was distracted with sawako’s panties over his head.

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DJ Nira’s Evil Plan

August 10, 2010

Step 1: Steal Michael Nakazawa’s “Anus Dynamite”. This was done at the final Shin Kiba 1stRING show before Sumo Hall. To celebrate DDT’s success, Sanshiro Takagi had Nakazawa get ready to position the dynamite where the sun don’t shine and set it off. But before the fuse was lit, Yago Aznable and his crew ambushed them. DJ Nira grabbed the dynamite out of Nakazawa’s nether regions and fled.

Step 2: Attach the Anus Dynamite to Yago’s Space Colony. Set the power to full blast and guide the Colony on course to planet Earth. When entering the Earth’s atmosphere, switch off everything. Gravity will do the rest of the work.

Step 3: Make sure the Space Coloney is still falling down until you crash into “Sumo Palace”. Congratulations, you just performed mass genocide!!

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Michael Nakazawa Injured – Removed As CEO

August 10, 2010

It’s been a tough month for Michael Nakazawa. He dramatically saved Sumo Hall from Yoshiaki Yago’s evil plan to crash his space shuttle straight into the Ryogoku. The battle took a lot out of “Negetive Charisma” and it was feared that he would be doomed to lost in space forever. Luckily the fans in Sumo Hall formed together and used the lights from their cellphones to guide him home.

Unfortunately Nakazawa is now on the injured list recovering from a concussion suffered at some point during the Beer Garden shows. As if things weren’t bad enough, Nakazawa has been stripped of his role as DDT’s CEO (WWE General Manager). Toru Owashi has been chosen as the temporary CEO until the decision is made to determine the next person to permanently take the role.

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