Osaka Octopus Complete Card, BOYZ Vs YaroZ, New Year’s Eve Playoff

November 26, 2015

DDT “OSAKA OCTOPUS 2015”, 28/11/2015
Osaka Edion Arena #1

0. King Of Dark Title: Kouki Iwasaki (c) & Tomomitsu Matsunaga Vs Shoichi Uchida & Dai Suzuki
1. Akito, Yasu Urano, Ryota Nakatsu & Kota Umeda Vs Keisuke Ishii, Soma Takao, Mao Inoue & Mizuki Watase
2. Shochiku Vs Yoshimoto All Out War: Super Sasadango Machine Vs RG & Ryota Yamazato
3. Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title – Battle Royal: Cherry (c) Vs Makoto Oishi Vs Masa Takanashi Vs Suguru Miyatake Vs Toru Owashi Vs Kazuki Hirata Vs Yoshihiko Vs Shunma Katsumata Vs Saki Akai Vs Kiai Ryuuken Ecchan Vs Gota Ihashi Vs Kikutaro
4. Hardcore Special 6 Way Match: Sanshiro Takagi Vs KENSO Vs Daisuke Sasaki Vs Yuko Miyamoto Vs Kazusada Higuchi Vs Ken Ohka
5. DDT Extreme Title – UWF + 3 Count Rules: Antonio Honda (c) Vs Kendo Kashin
6. Danshoku Dino, Brahman Shu & Brahman Kei Vs Joey Ryan, Hiroshi Fukuda & Tetsuya Endo
7. Special Single Match: Shigehiro Irie Vs Yuji Okabayashi
8. Special Single Match: HARASHIMA Vs Konosuke Takeshita
9. KO-D Openweight Title: Yukio Sakaguchi (c) Vs Isami Kodaka

This will be DDT’s biggest non-Tokyo show of the year and their first time inside the main hub of Osaka Edion Arena. The main event sees the winner of this year’s DDT Dramatic General Election going after the KO-D Openweight Championship. The future ace of DDT meets the present ace, we get a battle of the big lads, an unexpected UWF throwback and a Hardcore 6 Way Match. Can Saki Akai finally get her hands on the Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title that has eluded her for so long? What will Super Sasadango Machine have in store for his comedian opponents?

BOYZ “ULTRA ~ONCE IN A LIFETIME WOMAN FESTIVAL~”, 29/11/2015
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

1. BOYZ Refreshing Grudge Liquidation: Daisuke Sasaki Vs Masa Takanashi

The rest of the card will consist of BOYZ Vs YaroZ matches and is being kept secret until the day of the show. Names confirmed to appear on the BOYZ side are HARASHIMA, Yukio Sakaguchi, Isami Kodaka, Akito, Konosuke Takeshita, Tetsuya Endo, Kazuki Hirata, Keisuke Ishii, Soma Takao, Shunma Katsumata, Kota Umeda, Kouki Iwasaki, Mao Inoue and Mizuki Watase.

DDT “SUPER STAR LANES 2015”, 13/12/2015
Hakata Star Lane

1. KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Titles: Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Kazuki Hirata (c) Vs Danshoku Dino, Super Sasadango Machine & Batten X Burabura
2. KO-D Openweight Title: Yukio Sakaguchi (c) Vs Tetsuya Endo

#OhkaEmpire are getting their title rematch. However Ken Ohka is unavailable so they are bringing in Batten X Burabura (formerly Batten X Tamagawa) to take his place.

Other outside talent scheduled to appear are Yuta Aijima, Azul Dragon, Van Vert Negro and Van Vert Jack.

“NEW YEAR’S EVE WRESTLING – YEAR END DRINKING PARTY!”, 31/12/2015
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

1. Three Organisation Shuffle Tag Tournament – Round 1: Sanshiro Takagi & Takayuki Ueki (w/ Bed Inn) Vs Great Kojika & Tetsuya Endo
2. Three Organisation Shuffle Tag Tournament – Round 1: Brahman Shu & Brahman Kei Vs Kaji Tomato & Kazuki Hirata
3. Three Organisation Shuffle Tag Tournament – Round 1: HARASHIMA & Yuko Miyamoto Vs Kazusada Higuchi & Yoshihisa Uto
4. Three Organisation Shuffle Tag Tournament – Round 1: Jaki Numazawa & Antonio Honda Vs Makoto Oishi & Shiori Asahi
5. Three Organisation Shuffle Tag Tournament – Round 1: Tank Nagai & Abdullah Kobayashi Vs Yuji Okabayashi & Danshoku Dino
6. Three Organisation Shuffle Tag Tournament – Round 1: Daisuke Sekimoto & Konosuke Takeshita Vs Shigehiro Irie & Hideyoshi Kamitani
7. Three Organisation Shuffle Tag Tournament – Round 1: Ryuji Ito & Ryuichi Sekine Vs TAKA Michinoku & Kazumi Kikuta
8. Three Organisation Shuffle Tag Tournament – Round 1: Kengo Mashimo & Isami Kodaka Vs Yukio Sakaguchi & Kazuki Hashimoto
9. Three Organisation Shuffle Tag Tournament – Round 2: Winners Of Match #1 Vs Winners Of Match #2
10. Three Organisation Shuffle Tag Tournament – Round 2: Winners Of Match # Vs Winners Of Match #4
11. Three Organisation Shuffle Tag Tournament – Round 2: Winners Of Match #5 Vs Winners Of Match #6
12. Three Organisation Shuffle Tag Tournament – Round 2: Winners Of Match #7 Vs Winners Of Match #8
13. Three Organisation Shuffle Tag Tournament – Semi Final: Winners Of Match #9 Vs Winners Of Match #10
14. Three Organisation Shuffle Tag Tournament – Semi Final: Winners Of Match #11 Vs Winners Of Match #12
15. Three Organisation Shuffle Tag Tournament – Final: Winners Of Semi Final #1 Vs Winners Of Semi Final #2

Sanshiro Takagi & Takayuki Ueki are bringing in underground idols Bed Inn as their secret weapon to win the tournament.

The opening round matches will have 10 minute time limits, Round 2 & Semi Final matches are 15 minutes and the Final will have no time limit. Sudden death One Count Pin rules are in effect for overtime.


Umeda Joins Shuten-dōji, Tavern Gaijin, 10 Iron Man Title Changes

November 19, 2015

DDT “THREE OF A DREAM 2015”, 22/11/2015
Hiroshima Industrial Hall East Exhibition Hall

0. King Of Dark Title – 3 Way Match: Kouki Iwasaki (c) Vs Hiroshi Fukuda Vs Suguru Miyatake
1. Yasu Urano, Makoto Oishi & Yuto Aijima Vs Antonio Honda, Konosuke Takeshita & Joey Ryan
2. Shigehiro Irie & Soma Takao Vs Masa Takanashi & Tomomitsu Matsunaga
3. Yukio Sakaguchi & Kota Umeda Vs Isami Kodaka & Ryota Nakatsu
4. Hardcore Special Single Match: Daisuke Sasaki Vs Yuko Miyamoto
5. KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Titles: Ken Ohka, Danshoku Dino & Super Sasadango Machine (c) Vs Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Kazuki Hirata
6. Keisuke Ishii Vs Tetsuya Endo
7. Hiroshima Specialty! Deadly Special Tag Match: HARASHIMA & Akito Vs Katsuhiko Nakajima & Kazusada Higuchi

The first four matches have been switched around due to Kota Umeda joining Shuten-dōji. His first match as a member of the group will see him teaming with Yukio Sakaguchi.

TAVERN WRESTLING “~NO ALCOHOL NO LIFE~”, 25/11/2015
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Tokyo Joshi Pro Offer Match: Miyu Yamashita & Erin Vs Yuka Sakazaki & Rika Tatsumi
2. Tanomusaku Toba & Ryuichi Sekine Vs Ryota Nakatsu & Kazusada Higuchi
3. 3 Way Match: Akito Vs Joey Ryan Vs Kouki Iwasaki
4. Konosuke Takeshita & Tetsuya Endo Vs Abdullah Kobayashi & Takayuki Ueki
5. Tavern Wrestling Sekigun Vs U.S.A Sekigun: Isami Kodaka & Hiroshi Fukuda Vs Nerima Sting & “Hulk Hogan”

Isami Kodaka & Hiroshi Fukuda are preparing themselves for their toughest challenge yet in Tavern Wrestling. The graphic gaijin Nerima Sting & “Hulk “Hogan” are coming to bury their little promotion, brother!

DDT “OSAKA OCTOPUS 2015”, 28/11/2015
Osaka Edion Arena #1

1. Akito, Yasu Urano, Ryota Nakatsu & Kota Umeda Vs Keisuke Ishii, Soma Takao, Mao Inoue & Mizuki Watase
2. Tomomitsu Matsunaga & Kouki Iwasaki Vs Shoichi Uchida & Dai Suzuki
3. Danshoku Dino, Brahman Shu & Brahman Kei Vs Joey Ryan, Hiroshi Fukuda & Tetsuya Endo
4. Shochiku Vs Yoshimoto All Out War: Super Sasadango Machine Vs RG & Ryota Yamazato
5. Hardcore Special 6 Way Match: Sanshiro Takagi Vs KENSO Vs Daisuke Sasaki Vs Yuko Miyamoto Vs Kazusada Higuchi Vs Ken Ohka
6. Special Single Match: Shigehiro Irie Vs Yuji Okabayashi
7. Special Single Match: HARASHIMA Vs Konosuke Takeshita
8. Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title – Battle Royal: Cherry (c) Vs Makoto Oishi Vs Masa Takanashi Vs Suguru Miyatake Vs Toru Owashi Vs Kazuki Hirata Vs Yoshihiko Vs Shunma Katsumata Vs Saki Akai Vs Kiai Ryuuken Ecchan Vs Gota Ihashi Vs Kikutaro
9. DDT Extreme Title – UWF + 3 Count Rules: Antonio Honda (c) Vs Kendo Kashin
10. KO-D Openweight Title: Yukio Sakaguchi (c) Vs Isami Kodaka

The Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title went through 10 title changes during yesterday’s “OSAKA OCTOPUS 2015” press conference. Cherry took offence to Saki Akai talking about her hopes of winning the title in Osaka and tried to steal her spotlight. Akai responded by trying to pin Cherry to win the title. Cherry kicked out and pushed Akai away but was then pinned by Makoto Oishi. That led to a Headscissors chain that saw the title go through Toru Owashi, Kazuki Hirata, Masa Takanashi, Suguru Miyatake, Shunma Katsumata, Cherry and last but not least Gota Ihashi. Ihashi tried to woo Akai by taking off his wrestling tights but Akai knocked him out with a Head Kick. The tights fell on top of Ihashi and after a three count was declared the champion! Cherry was the only person brave enough to touch the tights and pin them to win back the title. She then ran away with everyone chasing after her.

Antonio Honda has confirmed his DDT Extreme Title match with Kendo Kashin will be fought under UWF Rules with pinfalls also allowed. However both Honda and Kashin have admitted at the time not knowing what the UWF Rules were.

BOYZ “ULTRA ~ONCE IN A LIFETIME WOMAN FESTIVAL~”, 29/11/2015
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

1. BOYZ Refreshing Grudge Liquidation: Daisuke Sasaki Vs Masa Takanashi

An anonymous letter was sent to BOYZ HQ claiming that men are sick of seeing their wives going to BOYZ shows and chasing after the pretty wrestlers. So the YaroZ brand will invade their upcoming Korakuen Hall show with the intention of crushing the BOYZ brand!


DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2015 ~TEAM DRIFT DAY~” Results

August 3, 2015

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DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2015 ~TEAM DRIFT DAY~”, 03/08/2015
Shin-kiba 1st RING
460 Fans – Super No Vacancy Full House

1. Soma Takao defeated Kazuki Hirata with the Gin And Tonic (12:07).
2. Annual Beer Garden Oretachi Chopper Wrestling: Keisuke Ishii, Antonio Honda & Konosuke Takeshita defeated Danshoku Dino, Toru Owashi & Kazusada Higuchi when Honda pinned Dino after a Double Jumping Knee Strike (15:38).
3. Shigehiro Irie Produce ~ YaroZ Boxing Glove Match: Kengo Mashimo defeated Gota Ihashi by KO with a Straight Right (4R 3:44).
4. Hardcore 4 Way Match: Shigehiro Irie defeated Daisuke Sasaki, Yuko Miyamoto and Gran Pasho Mask #4 when Irie pinned Pasho Mask with the Final Impact onto a pile of chairs (25:27).

Today was Team Drift’s turn to present a Beer Garden show. The main event was a chaotic hardcore match between Shigehiro Irie, Daisuke Sasaki, Yuko Miyamoto and Irie’s guest from Dera Pro Wrestling, Gran Pasho Mask #4. Chairs, garbage cans, bamboo swords and a barbed wire baseball bat were all used in the match. A wire mesh security barrier was laid over two chairs and Irie was thrown off the top rope through the barrier. Sasaki used the barbed wire bat to assist his Crippler Crossface on Irie. He later dove out of the ring onto all three of his opponents. It all ended badly for Sasaki when he and Miyamoto fought each other on top of some scaffolding. Miyamoto gave Sasaki the Fire Thunder from the scaffolding into a draped landing pad below. Back in the ring Irie destroyed Pasho Mask by Splashing him through a table, Superplexing him onto chairs and giving him the Final Impact (Double Tucked Arm Piledriver) onto the chairs.

YaroZ were represented with a special Boxing Glove match. YaroZ MCs Brother Mon & Brother Tommy were there to host the match and they brought along Stardom wrestler Chelsea as the special guest round girl. Everyone was disappointed when she appeared wearing a shirt and jeans. However she began to take off a piece of clothing after every round. Everyone got excited but Gota Ihashi was getting his ass kicked by Kengo Mashimo. Ihashi was encouraged by everyone to keep fighting but he narrowly avoided being counted out at the end of Round 2. Ihashi tried to flee but all the wrestlers dragged him back to the ring. In Round 3 Mashimo knocked him out but Yukinori Matsui decided to check his own shoelaces instead of counting to ten. Chelsea was down to her bikini top and hot pants after Round 3 but Ihashi had to be propped up onto the top turnbuckle to continue the match. He had his shorts pulled down and Mashimo threw all of the interfering wrestlers into his backside. He also knocked out Matsui. Daisuke Kiso ran down and counted out Ihashi, awarding the match to Mashimo by knockout. Everyone booed the decision and Matsui attacked Kiso for ruining the plan. But Chelsea cheered everyone up by taking off her hot pants to reveal the rest of her bikini. Everyone happily left the ring except for Ihashi who was still unconcious. All three Drift members later declared Chelsea the MVP of the show.

The annual Lariat Pro Wrestling match has been replaced with a match dedicated to Chops. Everyone in the match formed a circle and took turns chopping each other. Konosuke Takeshita unintentionally threw a Lariat and all of a sudden “Sunrise” played over the speakers. Everyone decided to do Lariats and pose like Stan Hansen. Kazusada Higuchi then hit a Jumping Knee Strike and everyone decided to imitate Jumbo Tsuruta while his “J” theme song played. Antonio Honda pinned Danshoku Dino after he and Takeshita hit a Double Jumping Knee Strike. They and Keisuke Ishii all pushed up their fists and yelled “Ooh!” over and over.


DDT “SAITAMA SLAM! VOL. 1” Results

April 19, 2015

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DDT “SAITAMA SLAM! VOL. 1”, 19/04/2015
Saitama Kasukabe Hall
399 Fans – Super No Vacancy

0. King Of Dark Title: Yasu Urano defeated Gota Ihashi (c) with a Headlock (3:47).
*D5 for Gota Ihashi.
1. Kazusada Higuchi defeated Kouki Iwasaki with the Canadian Backbreaker (4:39).
2. Yukio Sakaguchi defeated Suguru Miyatake with the Skewered Jumping Knee (4:46).
3. 4 Way Match: Danshoku Dino defeated MIKAMI, Antonio Honda and Saki Akai when Dino pinned MIKAMI with the Nembutsu Danshoku Driver (7:18).
4. Kazuki Hirata Tokyo GO! Numbers Game – Round 3: KUDO defeated Kazuki Hirata with the Backspin Kick (7:13).
5. BOYZ-gun Vs YaroZ-gun: Kota Ibushi, Makoto Oishi, Konosuke Takeshita & Shunma Katsumata defeated Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi, Shigehiro Irie & Brother Tommy when Oishi pinned Tommy with a Horizontal Cradle (8:33).
6. HARASHIMA & Yasu Urano defeated Keisuke Ishii & Soma Takao when Urano pinned Takao after the Somato (10:18).
7. DDT Extreme Title – Iron Man Match: Akito (c) (2) Vs Daisuke Sasaki (2) ended in a draw (60:00).
7a. Daisuke Sasaki (1) defeated Akito (0) with the Sasaki Hurricanrana (16:01).
7b. Akito (1) defeated Daisuke Sasaki with a Scorpion Armlock (19:28).
7c. Daisuke Sasaki (2) defeated Akito (1) with La Mistica Crossface Lock (36:30).
7d. Akito (2) defeated Daisuke Sasaki (2) with the Kinniku Big Move (45:22).
Sudden Death: Akito (c) defeated Daisuke Sasaki with a Perfect Figure Four Leglock (6:48).
*V1 for Akito.

The DDT Extreme Title was up for grabs in a gruelling 60 minute Ironman match, continuing the trend of the championship being defended in serious skill-based matches. The champion Akito had already lost to the challenger Daisuke Sasaki in March. A rematch went 30 minutes without a winner and now even 60 minutes isn’t enough to determine who is more worthy of being champion. Sasaki scored the first fall with a Hurricanrana but Akito equalised with a Scorpion Armlock submission. Akito thought outside of the box with La Mistica into the Crossface Lock to go ahead again. A double countout occurred shortly afterwards when the two fought outside and did what they could to prevent the other from re-entering the ring. Akito made it a tie score at the 45th minute with the Kinniku Big Move. In the dying moments of the match Sasaki used TAKA Michinoku’s Dick Killer submission (Sasaki was trained by Dick Togo, the wrestler TAKA designed the move to use against) but Akito persevered until the bell rang to end the match at 2 falls a piece. A draw would have counted as a successful defence for Akito but the champion refused and wanted the match to restart so they could determine a winner. Sudden death overtime began and the two were able to fight for 6 more minutes until Akito finally got the better of Sasaki with an Arm Clutch Figure Four Leglock. With nowhere to escape Sasaki had to give up. After the match the two reminisced about their first matches together at the Monthly Young Communication shows DDT used to do. Akito said he will continue to wrestle Sasaki any number of times in the future if they can.

Akito pointed out that his next title defence will be in Nagoya on 17th May. He nominated Shigehiro Irie as his next challenger since Nagoya is a place close to Irie’s heart. Irie was “amazingly happy” to be chosen and he knows he will be fighting the best.

HARASHIMA & Yasu Urano signalled their intentions to go after the KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Titles after beating Keisuke Ishii & Soma Takao. Ishii has no time to worry about that. His full attention is on the KO-D Tag Team Title shot at the end of the month.

We almost had the first Right To Challenge Anytime, Anywhere Contract cash in. Hiroshi Fukuda entered the ring after the BOYZ Vs YaroZ match with the intention of challenging a tired Kota Ibushi for the KO-D Openweight Title. Problem is Ibushi wasn’t feeling tired. In fact he was ready to wrestle again there and then. Fukuda suddenly got cold feet and changed his mind. He remembered he has other errands to attend to and will challenge Ibushi another time. Amon Tsurumi told Fukuda he could cash in after the Ibushi Vs HARASHIMA match at Korakuen Hall. Fukuda played dumb and acted like he wasn’t sure what time that show is taking place before leaving the ring.

The YaroZ team had a secret weapon prepared for their BOYZ opponents. Brother Tommy introduced another MC midway through the match, Rashiki Ihashi. Unfortunately Ihashi’s interference backfired and cost YaroZ the match. Sanshiro Takagi was annoyed by losing because of an outside party and demanded a rematch without any interference from either side. BOYZ Vs YaroZ will have one final match at the 29th April Korakuen Hall show.

Before the latest Tokyo GO! match took place, Yukio Sakaguchi presented KUDO with the HIRATA GO glasses he wore in Yokohama. KUDO stubbornly refused to wear them. Kazuki Hirata came down to the ring angry that his glasses were stolen by Sakaguchi but he luckily had a spare one with him. As the match went on KUDO was eventually convinced to put on the glasses to go against Hirata’s. KUDO brought an end to the nonsense when he kicked Hirata in the head so hard the glasses flew off.

Ever since Danshoku Dino begun his “Danshoku Life” pilgrimage, MIKAMI has lost to him three times in a row.

Yasu Urano avoided dark match hell when he beat Gota Ihashi in the King of Dark Title match. Urano submitted Ihashi with a tight Headlock, the very same ending that happened in Ihashi’s debut DDT match almost 6 years ago.


Brother Tommy Lays It On, Isami Vs Yukio Title Match, Muscle Sakai II

April 17, 2015

DDT “SAITAMA SLAM! VOL. 1”, 19/04/2015
Saitama Kasukabe Hall

0. King Of Dark Title: Gota Ihashi (c) Vs Yasu Urano
1. Kazusada Higuchi Vs Kouki Iwasaki
2. 4 Way Match: MIKAMI Vs Danshoku Dino Vs Antonio Honda Vs Saki Akai
3. Yukio Sakaguchi Vs Suguru Miyatake
4. HARASHIMA & X Vs Keisuke Ishii & Soma Takao
5. Kazuki Hirata Tokyo GO! Numbers Game – Round 3: Kazuki Hirata Vs KUDO
6. BOYZ-gun Vs YaroZ-gun: Kota Ibushi, Makoto Oishi, Konosuke Takeshita & Shunma Katsumata Vs Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi, Shigehiro Irie & Brother Tommy
7. DDT Extreme Title – Iron Man Match: Akito (c) Vs Daisuke Sasaki

Tomomitsu Matsunaga has been taken off the show due to personal reasons. Luckily a replacement was quickly found. Brother Tommy, one of the MCs of the YaroZ brand will take his place.

UNION “GOLDEN UNION 2015”, 29/04/2015
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

1. 2nd Generation Muscle Sakai Final: Hiroshi Fukuda Vs Super Sasadango Machine
2. Union Fly To Everywhere World Title – 3 Way Match: Cherry (c) Vs Aoi Ishibashi Vs Hibiscus Mii
3. Ken Ohka & Mio Shirai Vs Kengo Ohka & Seiya Morohashi
4. Independent World Jr. Heavyweight Title: Isami Kodaka (c) Vs Yukio Sakaguchi
5. Union MAX Title – 1,000 Rose Death Match: FUMA (c) Vs Shuji Ishikawa

Last weekend Isami Kodaka went to K-DOJO and came back a champion. He defeated Hi69 to win the Independent World Jr. Heavyweight Title at Korakuen Hall. When Union runs Korakuen later this month Kodaka’s scheduled match with Yukio Sakaguchi will now be for the title.

Ken Ohka returns to Union to team with Mio Shirai one more time before her retirement from pro wrestling.

There is going to be a Muscle Sakai II but who will it be, Hiroshi Fukuda or Super Sasadango Machine…? Something isn’t right about that. Muscle Sakai will present golden baggy pants to the winner. The baggy pants is necessary to identify Muscle Sakai II.


DDT “YAROZ VOL. 2” Results

March 3, 2015

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DDT “YAROZ VOL. 2”, 03/03/2015
Shin-kiba 1st RING
172 Fans

1. Ryuichi Sekine defeated Gota Ihashi with the Combine (7:00).
2. Ganbare☆Wrestling Offer Match: Ken Ohka defeated Tiger Bedscene with the Spear Of Flame (8:46).
3. Bra & Panty From Bubble Match: Suguru Miyatake Vs Takayuki Ueki ended in a No Contest (10:32).
4. Shuji Ishikawa & Kazusada Higuchi defeated Antonio Honda & Ryota Nakatsu when Ishikawa pinned Nakatsu with the Running Knee Lift (14:10).
5. YaroZ Army Vs Ikemen Army – Audience Lumberjack & Fans Bring The Weapons Death Match: Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Shigehiro Irie defeated Jiro Kuroshio, Madoka & Hiroshi Fukuda when Irie pinned Fukuda with the YaroZ Bomber (14:43).

B-boys Brother Mon & Brother Tommy returned with their YaroZ event in Shin-kiba to go against the BOYZ show happening at the same time in Shinjuku. While BOYZ is exclusively for women, the audience at the YaroZ show was exclusively men. The YaroZ Vs BOYZ dynamic was further pushed with a Bastards Vs Pretty Boys main event. The attendance number for the show proves the plan didn’t work. BOYZ outdrew them by over triple.

Sanshiro Takagi and Hiroshi Fukuda traded insults at the start of the show. Takagi got so angry he wanted the main event 6-Man Tag to be an Audience Lumberjack match and any item the fans gave them could be used as weapons. The fans got a chance to be even more involved when Takagi invited them to be involved in the Train Attack on Fukuda. Even the Samurai! TV cameraman got involved! Shigehiro Irie finished the job with the Beast Bomber and the crowd yelled “Go Home!” at the defeated pretty boy team.

The Bed-In Girls Mai Chusonji and Kaori Masukoji were involved with the Suguru Miyatake Vs Takayuki Ueki match. The women took sides and acted as managers while the wrestlers were not allowed to touch them. The women slowly took off their clothes during the match until they were down to their bra and panties. Hirata and Ueki spent more time fighting their urges than fighting each other as the women did their striptease. The temptation eventually proved too much and on seperate occassions both wrestlers tried to grope the girls. The lights dimmed and the girls stripped Miyatake of his wrestling tights, leaving him with a fan to cover his modesty. Ueki then pulled out a handgun and threatened to arrest Miyatake for his obscene display. The match was declared a no contest.

Gota Ihashi channelled the spirit of UWF for his match against Ryuichi Sekine. Fat lot of use that was for him. Sekine outstruck him and made him tap to the Combine.


The Sun That Illuminates Over Union

February 26, 2015

UNION “MARCH OF UNION IN OSAKA”, 01/03/2015
Osaka Minato Ward Community Center

1. Kazushi Miyamoto & SAGAT Vs Seiya Morohashi & Daichi Kazato
2. Tomoya Kawamura Osaka Gaisen: Shuji Ishikawa Vs Tomoya Kawamura
3. “Mr. Perfect” Hiroshi Fukuda World Cup – Round 2: Hiroshi Fukuda Vs Taiyouto Kamen & X
4. Union Fly To Everywhere World Title: Mio Shirai (c) Vs Cherry
5. Union MAX Title: FUMA Vs Isami Kodaka

So far one Osaka wrestler has answered Hiroshi Fukuda’s challenge. Taiyouto Kamen is from Dotonbori Pro and is described as the sun that illuminates over Osaka. Slots are still open for more Osaka wrestlers to enter the challenge.

Ladybeard, Yuuya Kubo and Ryota Nakatsu will also wrestle on the show.

DDT “YAROZ VOL. 2”, 03/03/2015
Shin-kiba 1st RING

1. Gota Ihashi Vs Ryuichi Sekine
2. Ganbare☆Wrestling Offer Match: Ken Ohka Vs Tiger Bedscene
3. Suguru Miyatake Vs Takayuki Ueki
4. Shuji Ishikawa & Kazusada Higuchi Vs Antonio Honda & Ryota Nakatsu
5. YaroZ Army Vs Ikemen Army: Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Shigehiro Irie Vs Jiro Kuroshio, Madoka & Hiroshi Fukuda

YaroZ is turning into a spin-off brand so the King Of Dark Title might not apply for this show if Gota Ihashi is still champion.


DDT X Ring☆Dream, Union In March, BOYZ Vs YaroZ, Ganpuro Vs K-DOJO

February 24, 2015

DDT X RING☆DREAM “LOVE IS MORE THAN THE AFFAIR”, 28/02/2015
Shinjuku FACE

1. Hangame Sponsored Match: Yukio Sakaguchi & Tomomitsu Matsunaga Vs Keisuke Ishii & Soma Takao
2. Tokyo Joshi Offer Match: Miyu Yamashita & Yuka Sakazaki Vs Shoko Nakajima & Erin
3. Mixi Ltd. Sponsored Match: Danshoku Dino & Yoshihiko Vs Masa Takanashi & DJ Nira
4. Nico Nico Sponsored Royal Rumble: Yasu Urano Vs Akito Vs MIKAMI Vs Tetsuya Endo Vs Daisuke Sasaki Vs Nonoko Vs Suguru Miyatake Vs Ai Shimizu Vs Kazuki Hirata (w/ Nico Nico Onii-san)
5. DeNA Co. Ltd. Sponsored Match: Konosuke Takeshita & Io Shirai Vs Makoto Oishi & Kyoko Kimura
6. DDT Pretty Plan: Kota Ibushi, KUDO & Sanshiro Takagi (w/ Shingi Natsuki) Vs HARASHIMA, Antonio Honda & Shigehiro Irie

DDT will be teaming up with Success Corp to produce a wrestling show together. Success is the company behind Ring☆Dream, the online anime girl wrestling card game. DDT has worked with Success before by having several of their wrestlers becoming gender-swapped characters in the game.

Shingi Natsuki is a cosplayer who has dressed up as several characters from Ring☆Dream including some of the DDT gender-swapped wrestlers.

Some other companies are sponsoring matches for the show. Nico Douga is sending its Nico Nico Onii-san mascot to the show. Rumour is Onii-san likes to dance and wants to hang out with Kazuki Hirata.

Yoshiko from Stardom was originally scheduled to wrestle on the show. DDT cancelled those plans after her treatment of Act Yasukawa at the recent Stardom show.

UNION “MARCH OF UNION IN OSAKA”, 01/03/2015
Osaka Minato Ward Community Center

1. Hiroshi Fukuda Vs X
2. Union Fly To Everywhere World Title: Mio Shirai (c) Vs Cherry
3. Union MAX Title: FUMA Vs Isami Kodaka

FUMA betrayed the Union Sekigun and formed his own unit at the Get The Glory! doubleheader. He challenged his former tag team partner Isami Kodaka to a match in Osaka and agreed to put the Union MAX Title on the line.

Hiroshi Fukuda is challenging any wrestler from Osaka or who works mainly in Osaka to face him in the ring.

DDT “OSAKA 24 ZONE TOUR ~ MINATO-KU”, 01/03/2015
Osaka Minato Ward Community Center

0. King Of Dark Title: Gota Ihashi (c) Vs X
1. MIKAMI Vs Tomomitsu Matsunaga
2. Sanshiro Takagi & Toru Owashi Vs Danshoku Dino & Makoto Oishi
3. Kota Ibushi & Suguru Miyatake Vs Tetsuya Endo & DJ Nira
4. Akito Vs Daisuke Sasaki
5. HARASHIMA & Yasu Urano Vs Antonio Honda & Konosuke Takeshita
6. KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Titles: KUDO, Yukio Sakaguchi & Masa Takanashi (c) Vs Keisuke Ishii, Shigehiro Irie & Soma Takao

Team Dream Futures are the current No. 1 Contenders for the KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Titles.

BOYZ “BOYZ DOLL FESTIVAL SPECIAL ~WOMAN FESTIVAL 6~”, 03/03/2015
Shinjuku FACE

1. Hair Makeover Match: Shunma Katsumata & Tomoya Kawamura Vs Kota Umeda & Kouki Iwasaki
2. Keisuke Ishii Vs Makoto Oishi
3. Kota Ibushi, Daisuke Sasaki & Masa Takanashi Vs Konosuke Takeshita, Tetsuya Endo & Kazuki Hirata
4. HARASHIMA & Yukio Sakaguchi Vs KUDO & Akito
5. Isami Kodaka Vs Soma Takao

BOYZ and YaroZ are competing against each other and will both run shows at the same time on 3rd March.

DDT “YAROZ VOL. 2”, 03/03/2015
Shin-kiba 1st RING

1. Ganbare☆Wrestling Offer Match: Ken Ohka Vs Tiger Bedscene
2. Suguru Miyatake Vs Takayuki Ueki
3. Shuji Ishikawa & Kazusada Higuchi Vs Antonio Honda & Ryota Nakatsu
4. YaroZ Army Vs Ikemen Army: Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Shigehiro Irie Vs Jiro Kuroshio, Madoka & Hiroshi Fukuda

YaroZ is taking the challenge seriously and will go to battle against a team of pretty boys.

GANBARE☆WRESTLING “~CHAPTER 2 2ND SEASON~ VOL. 11”, 22/03/2015
Tokyo BASEMENT MON☆STAR

1. SUPER DIRECTOR’S FIGHT: Yumehito Imanari Vs Shibata
2. Special Tag Team Match: Yukihiro Abe & Chikara Vs GENTARO & Shinichiro Tominaga
3. Who’s Next REVERSE RIZAP: Angela Ami Vs Haruka Kato
4. Ganbare☆Wrestling Vs K-DOJO: Osamu Namiguchi & Tiger Bedscene Vs Yoshihiro Horaguchi & Kotaro Yoshino
5. Special Single Match: Ken Ohka Vs Shota

Some trouble brewed between Osamu Namiguchi and a few K-DOJO wrestlers at the last show. As a result Namiguchi and Tiger Bedscene team up to face the K-DOJO wrestlers head on.

UNION “MARCH OF UNION 2015”, 28/03/2015
Yokohama Radiant Hall

1. Cherry Vs Shu Shibutani

Maybe this match could be for the Fly To Everywhere Title if Cherry wins the belt from Mio Shirai next week.

UNION “GOLDEN UNION 2015”, 29/04/2015
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

1. Union MAX Title: FUMA (c) Vs X

FUMA currently has the power to choose whoever he wants for his match at this show. Plans may change if FUMA loses the MAX Title to Kodaka.


DDT “YAROZ PART 1” Results

February 9, 2014

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DDT “YAROZ PART 1”, 09/02/2014
Shin-kiba 1st RING
183 Fans – No Vacancy

1. Solidly Single Match: Ryuichi Sekine defeated Daichi Kazato with the Combine (8:16).
2. White Doe & Aoki Wolves – 3 Way Embarrassment Match: Misaki Ohata defeated Antonio Honda and Seiya Morohashi when Ohata made Morohashi say “I’m embarrassed!” (8:05).
3. YaroZ Hardcore Match: Shuji Ishikawa defeated Kankuro Hoshino with the Splash Mountain onto a chair (12:01).
4. Talk To The Fist – Boxing Match: Gota Ihashi Vs Kengo Mashimo ended in a No Contest (4R).
5. Clash At Last! Sudden Realisation Of The Forbiddon: Keizo Matsuda defeated Danshoku Dino with a Tombstone Piledriver (9:36).
6. Value Of Man Is Not A Plane! BOYZ Vs YaroZ: Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Shigehiro Irie defeated HARASHIMA, Makoto Oishi & Tetsuya Endo when Irie pinned Oishi with the Flying Sausage (17:29).

Turns out I was using a non-vulgar translation of the show name and this show was indeed vulgar. AssholeZ it is, then.

Tomomitsu Matsunaga and Amon Tsurumi were originally supposed to host the show but they were mysteriously absent. Taking their place were guest MCs Brother Tommy and Brother Mon. They explained this was a show for bastards, by bastards. They wanted to encourage everyone wrestling to unleash their inner bastard just for today.

The main event saw Team YaroZ facing Team BOYZ with the latter being uncomfortable with the surroundings. Makoto Oishi complained about a stinking smell coming from the audience. He also called his opponents ugly, fat and old. Shigehiro Irie was very upset at being called old. He got his revenge by pinning Oishi with the Flying Sausage.

Keizo Matsuda discovered his Danshoku side during his victory over Danshoku Dino. While at first overpowered by his opponent, Matsuda pulled down his tights to reveal he was wearing Danshoku tights underneath. He then used his newly found Danshoku ability to Lip Lock Dino and then pin him with the Tombstone. After the match Matsuda got his hands on some fans in the front row. He and Dino then did a Danshoku version of the Steiner Brothers pose on the stage. Brother Mon called it the birth of the Japanese Steiner Brothers.

The boxing match between Gota Ihashi and Kengo Mashimo was set for 45 one minute rounds with Yuzuki Aikawa providing some bouncy eye candy as the round girl. Aikawa however appeared in her regular everyday clothing because she had other things to do today. Ihashi and Mashimo had a slugfest but everybody noticed that everytime a round ended, Aikawa would remove a piece of clothing before holding the next round card. So Yukinori Matsui did everything he could to make sure the match continued even though Ihashi and Mashimo were beating the tar out of each other. At the end of the third round Aikawa promised to reveal her swimsuit if the fight made it to Round 5. Mashimo knocked out Ihashi in the 4th Round but Matsui counted as slowly as he could. Mashimo got sick of the stalling and said he was going home. With Mashimo leaving and Ihashi still unconcious, Brother Mon had no other choice but to call off the match. The arena broke out into chaos until Aikawa decided to strip down to her Stars & Stripes swimsuit much to the excitement of every man in the building.

Both Shuji Ishikawa and Kankuro Hoshino wrestled their hardcore match wearing fundoshi instead of their usual gear.

The Embarrassment Match involved Antonio Honda, Seiya Morohashi and Misaki Ohata trying to humiliate each other to win. The first person to make another wrestler yell “I’m embarrassed!” would be crowned the winner. At first they all tried to strip each other but soon Honda brought in a whip. Ohata got rid of Honda and whipped Morohashi’s bare backside enough to make him say he was embarrassed. Brother Tommy said afterwards that it was a terrible match.


YaroZ Night Out

February 7, 2014

DDT “YAROZ PART 1”, 09/02/2014
Shin-kiba 1st RING

1. Solidly Single Match: Ryuichi Sekine Vs Daichi Kazato
2. White Doe & Aoki Wolves: Antonio Honda Vs Seiya Morohashi Vs Misaki Ohata
3. YaroZ Hardcore Match: Shuji Ishikawa Vs Kankuro Hoshino
4. Talk To The Fist – Boxing Match: Gota Ihashi Vs Kengo Mashimo
5. Clash At Last! Sudden Realisation Of The Forbiddon: Keizo Matsuda Vs Danshoku Dino
6. Value Of Man Is Not A Plane! BOYZ Vs YaroZ: Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Shigehiro Irie Vs HARASHIMA, Makoto Oishi & Tetsuya Endo

A main event of burly men versus pretty boys, two tough assholes in a hardcore match and an opener mocking the relationship status of both participants. As far as I can tell this is an anti-BOYZ show.