DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2012 ~ HARASHIMA PRODUCE DAY” Results

August 3, 2012

DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2012 ~ HARASHIMA PRODUCE DAY”, 03/08/2012
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
389 Fans – Super No Vacancy

0. Dark Match: Haya Bucha & Popogorira defeated Eririn Takagi & Cobra Otakki when Bucha pinned Otakki with the Firebird Splash (8:21).
1. Hard Hit Offer Match: Isami Kodaka & Hoshitango (4D/0E/0P) defeated KUDO & Ryuichi Sekine (2D/2E/0P) when Kodaka submitted Sekine with a Headscissor Choke (12:11).
2. Endo Test Match: Tetsuya Endo Vs Danshoku Dino (apparently HARASHIMA) ended in a No Contest (3:45).
3. BOYZ Offer Match: Makoto Oishi, Daisuke Sasaki & Tsutomu Oosugi defeated Masa Takanashi, Yuki Sato & Hercules Senga when Oishi pinned Takanashi with a European Leg Roll Clutch (5:35).
4. HARASHIMA defeated Hikaru Sato with a Cross Armbreaker (29:58).
Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title: Yakitori defeated Hiroshi Fukuda (c) (9:21 pm).
*Yakitori becomes the 947th champion.
Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title: Ryuichi Sekine defeated Yakitori (c) by eating it (9:21 pm).
*Ryuichi Sekine becomes the 948th champion.
Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title: Beer defeated Ryuichi Sekine (c) (9:22 pm).
*Beer becomes the 949th champion.
Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title: Gota Ihashi defeated Beer (c) by drinking it (9:23 pm).
*Gota Ihashi becomes the 950th champion.
Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title: Hiroshi Fukuda defeated Gota Ihashi (c) with a Tambourine Attack (9:25 pm).
*Hiroshi Fukuda becomes the 951st champion.

HARASHIMA and Danshoku Dino bumped heads and switched bodies at the beginning of the show. Danshoku HARASHIMA was the one who faced Tetsuya Endo in Match #2 but a clash of heads there had Endo jump into HARASHIMA’s body and Dino jump into Endo’s body. Danshoku Endo then began using Dino’s homo-centric offence that became so gratuitous the match had to be stopped. HARASHIMA Dino returned to the ring and all three bumped heads to return back to normal. At least until Endo began dry humping Dino.

The BOYZ offer match was beach themed with everyone using super soakers, towels and beach balls as weapons.

At the end of the show, Ryuichi Sekine attacked the Iron Man Heavymetalweight Champion Hiroshi Fukuda while he was serving a try of yakitori chicken. When Fukuda was knocked out after a chop to the neck, a piece of the chicken fell on top of him, pinned him and became the new champion. Sekine ate the piece of chicken to win the belt by KO. He then celebrated with a can of beer but drank so much he collapsed. The can of beer landed on his chest and pinned Sekine to win the belt. Gota Ihashi then drank the can to win the title. Fukuda was back on his feet and attacked Ihashi. The champion kicked out of two pin attempts (which counts as successful title defences) but a tambourine to the back of the head finally put Ihashi out for the count. Fukuda made his escape as the champion once again.


DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2012 ~ HOMOIRO CLOVER Z PRODUCE DAY” Results

August 3, 2012

DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2012 ~ HOMOIRO CLOVER Z PRODUCE DAY”, 02/08/2012
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
650 Fans – Super No Vacancy Full House

0. Muscle Offer Dark Match: Michael Nakazawa Vs Seiya Morohashi ended in a Time Limit Draw (3:00) (Special Guest Referee: Mame Endo).
*Mame Endo declared the winner via audience vote.
0. Dark Match: Yasu Urano defeated Rikiya Shindo with a Diving Foot Stomp (7:01).
1. Strange Bifurcation Allowed: Makoto Oishi & KUDO Vs Makoto Oishi & Shiori Asahi ended in a Draw when KUDO and Asahi both pinned Oishi after the Diving Double Knee Drop (8:41).
2. Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title – Perfect Plex Challenge: Rikiya Shindo defeated Hiroshi Fukuda (c) (28:11).
2a. Hiroshi Fukuda (c) defeated Tomomitsu Matsunaga the Perfect Plex (6:18).
2b. Hiroshi Fukuda (c) defeated Taichi Kazato Perfect Plex (8:00).
2c. Hiroshi Fukuda (c) defeated a Venue Gangster the Perfect Plex (9:41).
2d. Hiroshi Fukuda (c) defeated Daisuke Kiso the Perfect Plex (13:17).
2e. Hiroshi Fukuda (c) defeated Tetsuya Endo the Perfect Plex (14:20).
2f. Hiroshi Fukuda (c) defeated Tanomusaku Toba the Perfect Plex (17:49).
2g. Hiroshi Fukuda (c) defeated Michael Nakazawa the Perfect Plex (19:29).
2h. Hiroshi Fukuda (c) defeated Mame Endo the Perfect Plex (22:01).
2i. Hiroshi Fukuda (c) defeated Yasu Urano the Perfect Plex (25:57).
2j. Rikiya Shindo defeated Hiroshi Fukuda (c) with a Small Package (28:11).
*Rikiya Shindo becomes the 945th champion.
3. 3-On-1 Falls Count Anywhere Handicap Match: Kota Ibushi defeated Gota Ihashi, Seiya Morohashi & Masa Takanashi when Ibushi pinned Ihashi with a Power Bomb through a table (11:12).
4. Yuji Hino defeated Akito with the F***’N Bomb (21:00).
Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title: Hiroshi Fukuda defeated Rikiya Shindo (c) after a Chop from Yuji Hino (9:40 pm).
*Hiroshi Fukuda becomes the 946th champion.

Hiroshi Fukuda set up the Perfect Plex Challenge to defend his Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title. It was a Gauntlet match where Fukuda only needed to give his opponent the Perfect Plex in order to eliminate him from the match. The opponents had to beat him in the usual manner in order to win. Fukuda defeated 9 wrestlers with the Perfect Plex until DDT announcer Rikiya Shindo stepped into the ring. Shindo earlier competed in the dark match in what was possibly his first ever match in DDT. He countered the Perfect Plex into a Small Package to score the upset and become the new Iron Man Champion! Unfortunately for him, Yuji Hino got in his way at the end of the show and knocked him down with a big chop. Fukuda capitalised and pinned Shindo to win back the title.

Makoto Oishi found himself in quite a perdicament. The two tag teams he regularly wrestles in were booked to face each other. So Oishi had to team with KUDO to face himself and Shiori Asahi. After tying to perform double team moves with both sides, it ended up with KUDO and Asahi unintentionally teaming together to beat up Oishi. Asahi used the kick-up portion of the Cactus Flower finisher to position Oishi for KUDO’s Diving Double Knee Drop. Then both men pinned Oishi to end the match in a draw.


DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2012 ~ ANTONIO HONDA PRODUCE DAY” Results

August 3, 2012

DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2012 ~ ANTONIO HONDA PRODUCE DAY”, 01/08/2012
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
406 Fans – Super No Vacancy

1. Watermelon Crash Death Match: Seiya Morohashi defeated GENTARO when Morohashi smashed the watermelon over GENTARO’s head (9:29).
2. The Old Man & The Sea & The Wine & The Tears: Masa Takanashi defeated Hoshitango, Yasu Urano, HIROKI, Great Kojika and Ricky Fuji when Takanashi pinned Urano with a School Boy (10:17).
3. Texas Tiger Rope Match: Kento Miyahara defeated Hiroshi Fukuda with a German Suplex (10:46).
4. Daisuke Sasaki defeated Antonio Honda with the Cross Facelock (27:01).
Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title: Hiroshi Fukuda defeated Gota Ihashi (c) with a Tambourine Attack (9:29 pm).
*Hiroshi Fukuda becomes the 944th champion.

Both Antonio Honda and Daisuke Sasaki wanted the main event to be so good that Dick Togo would hear about it all the way over in Bolivia. Yasu Urano said the match would have been better if Honda was drunk. Honda said he wasn’t drinking, he was fit as a fiddle the entire time.

Kento Miyahara hogtied Hiroshi Fukuda with the tiger rope in the lead up to the finish of their Texas Tiger Rope Match.

The Watermelon Crash Death Match featured a watermelon and a barbed wire baseball bat left in the middle of the ring. The first person to smash the watermelon would be declared the winner. Seiya Morohashi won when he grabbed the watermelon and smashed it over GENTARO’s head. That wasn’t Morohashi’s only appearance for the night. At the end of Match #2, he appeared in the ring to perform a “Strange Uncle” dance while only wearing a thong. Hoshitango danced along with him but thankfully he did not strip.


DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2012 ~ KENNY OMEGA PRODUCE DAY” Results

August 3, 2012

DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2012 ~ KENNY OMEGA PRODUCE DAY”, 31/07/2012
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
450 Fans – Super No Vacancy

1. Ice Ribbon Offer Match: Hikaru Shida & Neko Nitta defeated Maki Marumiya & Tsukushi when Shida pinned Marumiya with the Three Count Of The Soul (18:11).
2. Rock-Paper-Scissors Death Match: Isami Kodaka defeated Masa Takanashi with the Diving Double Knee Drop (13:58).
3. Boxing Rules: Kota Ibushi defeated Gota Ihashi by KO with a Straight Right (4R 2:43).
4. Hikaru Sato & Hiroshi Yamato defeated Kenny Omega & Michael Nakazawa when Yamato pinned Nakazawa with the Cross Arm Suplex (16:38).
Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title: Gota Ihashi defeated Hiroshi Fukuda (c) with a Corkscrew Uppercut (9:23 pm).
*Gota Ihashi becomes the 943rd champion.

Hiroshi Yamato got to experience first hand just how perverted Michael Nakazawa, Hikaru Sato and even Kenny Omega can be. The main event saw the usual Do Hentai Dan tactics come into play. Sato got Yamato to join in and spit the lotion into Nakazawa’s face. Yamato avoided Nakazawa’s Venom Maker and won the match with a Cross Arm Suplex. Afterwards Nakazawa apologised to Omega for losing the match. Kenny joked that he still blames Michael and that he has no luck going into Budokan Hall. Michael wished Kenny luck and was joined by the Ice Ribbon girls to tell Kenny to do his best.

Tanomusaku Toba was the referee for the Boxing Rules match. Kota Ibushi and Gota Ihashi fought so hard it wound up outside the arena. Ibushi got so into the match that when he knocked Ihashi into the corner and would not relent, Toba put on his own gloves and threw punches at Ibushi. Toba then sided with Ihashi and they both tried to KO Ibushi. The KO-D Champion was able to knock down Toba and give Ihashi a German Suplex. He then knocked him out for a 10 count with a Straight Right punch. After the match all three men reconciled and raised each other’s hands.

Weapons used during the Rock-Paper-Scissors Death Match included a plastic mallet, a metal can, a “steel” bear trap, a steaming hot bowl of dumplings, the Ice Ribbon girls and a bottle of sake. Every time a weapon was introduced, Isami Kodaka and Masa Takanashi played Rock-Paper-Scissors with the winner getting one free use of the weapon on the loser. The loser was provided with a Gundam helmet to protect himself, if he could put it on in time.


DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2012 ~ NWJ PRODUCE DAY” Results

August 3, 2012

DDT “BEER GARDEN FIGHT 2012 ~ NWJ PRODUCE DAY”, 30/07/2012
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
324 Fans – Super No Vacancy

1. Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title – 4 Way Tag Team Match: Mio Shirai & Ryo Mizunami defeated Gorgeous Matsuno (c) & Rion Mizuki, Naoshi Sano & Batten Tamagawa and Go Shiofuki & Kinteki Sakuragaoka when Shirai pinned Matsuno with Low Kicks (11:06). (Special Guest Referee: GENTARO)
*Mio Shirai becomes the 939th champion.
Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title: GENTARO defeated Mio Shirai (c) with a Clothesline (7:26 pm).
*GENTARO becomes the 940th champion.
2. Sanshiro Takagi & New Sanshiro Takagi defeated Michael Nakazawa & New Michael Nakazawa when Takagi & Takagi pinned Nakazawa & Nakazawa with the Sit Down Himawari Bomb (7:26).
2a. Michael Mamezawa defeated Michael Nakazawa with a High Kick (2:06).
Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title: Michael Mamezawa defeated GENTARO (c) with the M-Shaped Pin (8:23 pm).
*Michael Mamezawa becomes the 941st champion.
Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title: Hiroshi Fukuda defeated Michael Mamezawa (c) with a School Boy (8:23 pm).
*Hiroshi Fukuda becomes the 942nd champion.
3. MMA Battle: Yukio Sakaguchi defeated Tanomusaku Toba by Referee Stoppage with a Jumping Knee Kick (3R 2:57).
4. 61-Minute Best 2-Out-Of 3 Falls Count Anywhere Match: Takao Soma defeated Keisuke Ishii (2-1) (20:23).
4a. Keisuke Ishii defeated Takao Soma with the Kneel Kick out on the street (9:15).
4b. Takao Soma defeated Keisuke Ishii with the Mad Splash onto a table (12:05).
4c. Takao Soma defeated Keisuke Ishii with the Diving Guillotine Drop (20:23).

Minoru Suzuki made a surprise appearance at the end of the show. He snuck into the ring and grabbed Sanshiro Takagi in a Sleeper Hold during his post-show speech. Takagi challenged Suzuki to a fight at the vegetable market down the road from Shin-Kiba 1st RING. Suzuki asked if there was a bookstore nearby and if they could fight there instead. Both men agreed that they will settle their grudge in Budokan Hall and shook hands. Suzuki then put Takagi in a Sleeper Hold again before leaving.

Ken Ohka was New Michael Nakazawa. He did all the Michael Nakazawa spots you would expect to see. Michael Mamezawa is Mame Endo.