Dramatic DDT

DDT “NEW YEAR NEW YEAR SPECIAL!”, 03/01/2014
Tokyo Korakuen Hall
2,200 Fans – Super No Vacancy Full House

1. Antonio Honda & Daisuke Sasaki defeated Makoto Oishi & Masa Takanashi when Honda pinned Takanashi with the Diving Fist Drop (8:03).
*HARASHIMA Army wins 30 points. HARASHIMA Army 30 – 0 Dino Army.
2. Toru Owashi, MIKAMI & Gorgeous Matsuno defeated KUDO, Yasu Urano & DJ Nira when Matsuno pinned Nira with a Cradle (7:15).
*Dino Army wins 30 points. HARASHIMA Army 30 – 30 Dino Army.
3. Tomomitsu Matsunaga & Kazuki Hirata defeated Hikaru Sato & Guanchulo when Hirata pinned Guanchulo with the Emerald Frosion (8:06).
*Dino Army wins 30 points. HARASHIMA Army 30 – 60 Dino Army.
4. Yukio Sakaguchi defeated Konosuke Takeshita with the Cobra Clutch (7:30).
*Dino Army wins 30 points. HARASHIMA Army 30 – 90 Dino Army.
5. Weapons Rumble: Michael Nakazawa defeated Sanshiro Takagi after the Gotch-Style Piledriver from Minoru Suzuki (13:07).
*HARASHIMA Army wins 30 points. HARASHIMA Army 60 – 90 Dino Army.
– Achievement Test Results: Saki Akai (57 Pts), Tetsuya Endo (175 Pts) & Guanchulo (103 Pts) [336 Total Pts] defeated Keisuke Ishii (108 Pts), Shigehiro Irie (70) & Kazuki Hirata (83 Pts) [261 Total Pts].
*HARASHIMA Army wins 100 points. HARASHIMA Army 160 – 90 Dino Army.
6. 10-Man Eliminatation Tag Team Match: Danshoku Dino, Keisuke Ishii, Shigehiro Irie, Soma Tako & Yoshihiko defeated Kota Ibushi, Kenny Omega, Gota Ihashi, Tetsuya Endo & Akito (23:45).
6a. Danshoku Dino eliminated Gota Ihashi with the Danshoku Driver (9:26).
6b. Kenny Omega & Kota Ibushi eliminated Soma Takao with the PK Heart (10:50).
6c. Keisuke Ishii eliminated Kenny Omega with the Kneel Kick & Yoshihiko Canadian Destroyer Combo (13:08).
6d. Tetsuya Endo eliminated Keisuke Ishii by Ring Out (14:06).
6e. Kota Ibushi and Yoshihiko were both eliminated by Double Ring Out (16:29).
6f. Akito and Shigehiro Irie were both eliminated by Double Ring Out (19:53).
6g. Danshoku Dino eliminated Tetsuya Endo with the Gay-do Clutch (23:45).
*Dino Army wins 30 points. HARASHIMA Army 160 – 120 Dino Army.
7. DDT Extreme Title – New Year Wrestling Card Death Match: HARASHIMA (c) defeated Super Sasadango Machine with the Somato (16:57).
*V3 for HARASHIMA. HARASHIMA Army wins 50 points HARASHIMA Army 210 – 120 Dino Army.
8. Bonus 30-Man Tag Team Match: HARASHIMA, KUDO, Yasu Urano, Kota Ibushi, Kenny Omega, Gota Ihashi, Antonio Honda, Daisuke Sasaki, Konosuke Takeshita, Tetsuya Endo, Akito, Hikaru Sato, DJ Nira, Guanchulo & Michael Nakazawa defeated Danshoku Dino, Super Sasadango Machine, Makoto Oishi, Keisuke Ishii, Shigehiro Irie, Soma Takao, Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi, Kazuki Hirata, Yukio Sakaguchi, MIKAMI, Masa Takanashi, Tomomitsu Matsunaga, Gorgeous Matsuno & Yoshihiko when HARASHIMA pinned Hirata with the Somato (6:03).
*HARASHIMA Army wins 300 points. HARASHIMA Army 510 – 120 Dino Army.

HARASHIMA Army
HARASHIMA, KUDO, Yasu Urano, Kota Ibushi, Kenny Omega, Gota Ihashi, Antonio Honda, Daisuke Sasaki, Hikaru Sato, Konosuke Takeshita, Tetsuya Endo, Akito, DJ Nira, Guanchulo and Michael Nakazawa

Danshoku Dino Army
Danshoku Dino, Makoto Oishi, Super Sasadango Machine, Keisuke Ishii, Shigehiro Irie, Soma Takao, Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi, Yukio Sakaguchi, MIKAMI, Masa Takanashi, Tomomitsu Matsunaga, Yoshihiko, Gorgeous Matsuno and Kazuki Hirata

DDT celebrates the start of 2014 with an idea that killed the AWA, a team challenge series. DDT has been doing their own version in Korakuen Hall as their annual kick off show for the year. HARASHIMA and Danshoku Dino were the team captains this time but they did not face each other until the bonus main event. The HARASHIMA Army looked to have the contest won by 90 points when it was announced one last match was to happen with 300 points on the line. That match was a 30-Man Tag Team free for all, another annual tradition for the January kickoff show. Any chances for a heroic comeback by Team Dino were dashed when HARASHIMA himself scored the pin on Kazuki Hirata. Amon Tsurumi came out to give the big prize to every member of the HARASHIMA Army and it turned out to be… 100 yen for each wrestler on the team. Tsurumi complained that the prize money was his own cash and the total pot was half a month’s worth of his pocket money.

Sanshiro Takagi announced that starting from April DDT will have regular programming on Teletama, a terrestrial TV station based in Saitama. Takagi says DDT is building their base in Saitama to prepare their big plans for a show inside the Saitama Super Arena. Meanwhile the big annual “PETER PAN” event will take place on 17th August this year. It was announced without any mention of where it will take place. Could it be at the Saitama Super Arena this year?

HARASHIMA successfully defended his DDT Extreme Title against Super Sasadango Machine in a New Year Wrestling Card Death Match. The match involved a deck of cards, each card would have a wrestling move written on it. Every time a card was pulled and read out, the first wrestler who did the called move would earn a point. The match would end either by somebody getting 7 points or if somebody won the match by normal means. Some of the moves called out included Yoshiaki Yago’s Cobra Twist, Danshoku Dino’s Danshoku Nightmare and Satoshi Kojima’s “Bakayaro!” Machine Gun Chops. One of the cards even called for slow motion wrestling with “Etupirika” by Taro Hakase playing in the background. In the end the extra rules weren’t needed as HARASHIMA pinned Sasadango with the Somato.

The semi-main was a 10-Man Tag Team Elimination match. Danshoku Dino was in action teaming with Team Dream Futures and the returning Yoshihiko. The Golden Rendesvouz, Tetsuya Endo and Akito were their opponents representing the HARASHIMA Army. The crowd were excited to see Yoshihiko and Kota Ibushi face off again and they didn’t disappoint with some crazy exchanges. The two were eventually eliminated at the same time when Yoshihiko performed a Reverse Huracanrana on Ibushi from the second rope to the outside of the ring! The match eventually came down to Dino and Endo as the final two. Endo did everything he could against the veteren, even hitting the Phoenix Splash for a nearfall. Dino found his opening and pinned Endo with the Gay-do Clutch to win it for his team.

Sanshiro Takagi and Michael Nakazawa faced off in a Weapons Rumble in a match Nakazawa demanded after he refused to sign a new contract with DDT. If he won the match, he would sign the contract. There was a castle of chairs already set up in the ring and then a bicycle was brought down. Takagi ran down Nakazawa with a Lariat but accidentaly cycled into the chairs. More weapons were introduced until Nonoko from Tokyo Women’s Wrestling was introduced into the match to help Takagi. One more weapon was left to enter and Nakazawa said it was the weapon Takagi hates the most. “Kaze Ni Nare” played over the speakers and out came Minoru Suzuki! Suzuki gave Takagi the Gotch-Style Piledriver and a groggy Nakazawa crawled on top to pin him. Nakazawa celebrated his first win in 2014 and asked Suzuki if he could coach him. Suzuki tried to back out of it by saying he’s busy but Nakazawa asked him about wrestling at “PETER PAN” again. When they told Suzuki the date he said the G1 Climax is happening during that time but he was eventually convinced to do it.

Away from the ring, a series of Achievement Tests took place before the show. Saki Akai (the only person in the entire challenge who did not wrestle on the show), Tetsuya Endo & Guanchulo competed for HARASHIMA while Team Drift played for Dino. They all had to take three exams based on the subjects language, English and social. Tetsuya Endo scored highest with 175 points while Akai scored the lowest with a measly 57 points. They and Guanchulo still scored enough points to win the contest for HARASHIMA. Danshoku Dino complained afterwards because the exams were worth more points than any of the wrestling matches.

Kazuki Hirata now does the Emerald Frosion. Don’t know why that surprises me but it does.

Gorgeous Matsuno gave a New Year speech to the audience while his match was going on behind him.

Makoto Oishi & Saki Akai Vs Toru Owashi and Yoshiko from Stardom will take place at the next Korakuen show on 26th January.

A promotional gimmick for today’s show was every ticket for the event was priced at 2,000 yen. During the end of show speech, HARASHIMA said DDT will do the gimmick again next year. Amon Tsurumi cut in and said they weren’t going to make a profit that way. Sanshiro Takagi admitted he was going to secretly increase the price to 3,000 yen next year but was caught. This joke is in reference to a controversial 500 yen price increase for DDT tickets that will come into effect starting this April.