All Night Long, Raise Ganbare Again, Matsui Matches

March 24, 2014

matsui-20thanniversary

DDT “ALL NIGHT ENTERTAINMENT”, 29/03/2014
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Guanchulo Vs Kikutaro

DDT takes over Shin-Kiba 1st RING in the early hours of the morning. The show will begin at 1am and will consist of two parts. Part 1 will consist of around six or seven matches including Guanchulo Vs Kikutaro. Part 2 will be a one night arm wrestling tournament called the GO-1 CLIMAX.

GANBARE☆WRESTLING “RAISING AN ARMY CHAPTER 2”, 06/04/2014
Kitizawa Town Hall

1. Judo Jacket Match: Gorikiko Vs Cherry
2. Road To Rikidozan!: Yumehito Imanari & Fumihito Kihara Vs Crusher Takahashi & Osochin Aries

Yumehito Imanari has gotten an opportunity to train with Mitsuo Momota, the son of Rikidozan. Because of this he is eager to show off his newly inherited skill of Royal Road wrestling. When Ken Ohka told him that one of his opponents is Osochin Aries, Yumehito asked if he meant Austin Aries from TNA.

Gorikiko approached Ohka and Imanari asking to join the war between Ganbare☆Wrestling and Union. Naturally she will be pitted against Cherry. She admits Cherry would beat her in a normal wrestling match so she instead challenges her to a Judo Jacket Match. Gorikiko has trained in Judo so she will have the advantage in this situation.

Somebody named Dr. Kiriko will also be on the card.

DDT “DRAMATIC DREAMS! ~YUKINORI MATSUI 20TH ANNIVERSARY~”, 13/04/2014
Osaka Bodymaker Colosseum #2

1. Infinity Anniversary: Tsubasa & Black Buffalo Vs Soma Takao & Kazuki Hirata
2. Sasadango Osaka First Landing!: Danshoku Dino, Makoto Oishi & Yoshihiko Vs Toru Owashi, DJ Nira & Super Sasadango Machine
3. Tohoku And Osaka And Shinjuku Recollection: Sanshiro Takagi, Magnitude Kishiwada & Jinsei Shinzaki Vs HARASHIMA, Yasu Urano & HUB
4. Original View Of Happiness: Kushinbo Kamen Vs Kikutaro
5. Rose Of Passion: Masa Takanashi Vs Antonio Honda
6. Bloom Crazy Proof Of Friendship: Keisuke Ishii Vs Shigehiro Irie
7. Current And To The Future: Kota Ibushi Vs Konosuke Takeshita

DDT, Michinoku Pro and Osaka Pro Wrestling all come together to celebrate referee Yukinori Matsui’s 20th Anniversary in the business. Four special singles matches are booked for the show. Kushinbo Kamen Vs Kikutaro is a no brainer given their history with Matsui. Masa Takanashi Vs Antonio Honda was picked because of the passion for wrestling both men have. Keisuke Ishii Vs Shigehiro Irie will be a battle between two best friends who have grown up in wrestling together. The main event of Kota Ibushi Vs Konosuke Takeshita is the present star against the future star.


Judgement Card, Matsui 20th Anniversary Additions, Sato Vs Suganama

March 18, 2014

DDT “JUDGEMENT 2014”, 21/03/2014
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

0. Exhibition Match: Shunma Katsumata Vs Shun Miyatake
1. Monster Army Final Match: Antonio Honda, Daisuke Sasaki, Hoshitango & Yuji Hino Vs Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi, Gota Ihashi & Gorgeous Matsuno
2. KO-D Tag Team Titles Match – Michael & Matsunaga Trial Series – Final Leg: Kota Ibushi & Kenny Omega (c) Vs Michael Nakazawa & Tomomitsu Matsunaga
3. Settlement Against Something: Danshoku Dino & Makoto Oishi Vs Shigehiro Irie & Aja Kong
4. Origin Of DDT! Judgement Special Tag Match: MIKAMI & NOSAWA Rongai Vs Takashi Sasaki & Kengo Takai
5. Right To Challenge Anytime, Anywhere Contract Battle Royal: Yasu Urano Vs Masa Takanashi Vs Keisuke Ishii Vs Soma Takao Vs Akito Vs Kazuki Hirata Vs Tetsuya Endo Vs Konosuke Takeshita Vs Guanchulo Vs Yukio Sakaguchi Vs DJ Nira Vs Super Sasadango Machine
6. KO-D Openweight Title: HARASHIMA (c) Vs KUDO

The Golden Lovers Vs Nuru Nuru Brothers is now a KO-D Tag Team Title match by request of both teams.

DDT “DRAMATIC DREAMS! ~YUKINORI MATSUI 20TH ANNIVERSARY~”, 13/04/2014
Osaka Bodymaker Colosseum #2

1. Special 6-Man Tag Team Match: Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Jinsei Shinzaki Vs X, X & X
2. Special Single Match: Kushinbo Kamen Vs Kikutaro

The legendary Jinsei Shinzaki takes part in Yukinori Matsui’s 20th Anniversary celebration. Billy Ken Kid has also been added to the show.

HARD HIT “~THE MOON RISES TWICE~”, 26/04/2014
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. Hikaru Sato Vs Poai Suganuma

Poai Suganuma challenged Hikaru Sato to a Hard Hit bout at the last show. They fought once before in Pancrase which Suganuma won.


HARD HIT “~BATTLE FRIDAY~” Results

February 28, 2014

hardhit-battlefriday

HARD HIT “~BATTLE FRIDAY~”, 28/02/2014
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
240 Fans – No Vacancy

1. Hikaru Sato (0D/0E/0P) defeated Hayato Mashita (1D/2E/0P) by TKO with Low Kicks (7:20).
2. Mitsuyoshi Nakai (0D/2E/0P) Vs Kotaru Naso (1D/1E/0P) ended in a Time Limit Draw (10:00).
3. 2nd Grappling Tournament – First Round: Shuichiro Katsumura (0D/0E/0P) defeated Kenta Hattori (0D/0E/0P) with a Triangle Choke (0:44).
4. 2nd Grappling Tournament – First Round: Atsushi Aoki (0D/1E/0P) defeated Koji Iwamoto (0D/0E/0P) with a Cross Armlock (3:23).
5. Masaaki Mochizuki (0D/2E/0P) defeated Hiroshi Kobayashi (0D/2E/0P) by TKO with Palm Strikes (5:18).
6. Poai Suganuma (0D/0E/0P) defeated Ryuichi Sekine (0D/2E/0P) by Referee Stoppage with a Uranage Suplex (1:51).
7. Yukio Sakaguchi (0D/1E/0P) defeated SUSHI (3D/0E/0P) by TKO with a High Kick (4:54).
8. 2nd Grappling Tournament – Final: Atsushi Aoki (0D/1E/0P) defeated Shuichiro Katsumura (0D/2E/0P) by Points Decision (10:00).
9. HARASHIMA (1D/2E/0P) defeated Takafumi Ito (1D/1E/0P) by Referee Stoppage with a Cross Armlock (11:39).

Poai Suganuma has taken a liking to fighting in Hard Hit and challenged Hikaru Sato to a bout on 26th April. They last fought each other almost nine years ago in Pancrase and it was Suganama’s first fight in Japan. Suganama won that fight by decision.


Kakimoto Into The Fight, SUSHI Does Hard Hit, HARASHIMA Vs Dino New York Rules

February 17, 2014

harashima-dino

DDT “INTO THE FIGHT 2014”, 23/02/2014
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

1. Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title – Battle Royal: Yasu Urano (c) Vs Akito Vs Kazuki Hirata Vs Gota Ihashi Vs Guanchulo Vs Gorgeous Matsuno Vs DJ Nira Vs Saki Akai Vs Emi Sakura Vs Daichi Kakimoto
2. Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & MIKAMI Vs Antonio Honda, Daisuke Sasaki & Hoshitango
3. Konosuke Takeshita 3-Match Trial Series – 1st Leg: Konosuke Takeshita & Tetsuya Endo Vs Michael Nakazawa & Tomomitsu Matsunaga
4. Do Or Die!? Negligence Match: KUDO Vs Yukio Sakaguchi
5. KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Titles Match: Danshoku Dino, Makoto Oishi & Aja Kong (c) Vs Keisuke Ishii, Shigehiro Irie & Toma Sakao
6. KO-D Tag Team Titles Match: Kota Ibushi & Kenny Omega (c) Vs Brahman Shu & Brahman Kei
7. KO-D Openweight Title Match: HARASHIMA (c) Vs Masa Takanashi

Daichi Kakimoto has been added to the Battle Royal for his first wrestling appearance since the “BUDOKAN PETER PAN” show back in 2012. Kakimoto will be leaving his job as the Drop Kick bar manager this month.

HARD HIT “~BATTLE FRIDAY~”, 28/02/2014
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. 2nd Grappling Tournament – First Round: Shuichiro Katsumura Vs Kenta Hattori
2. 2nd Grappling Tournament – First Round: Atsushi Aoki Vs Koji Iwamoto
3. 2nd Grappling Tournament – Final: Winner of Match #1 Vs Winner of Match #2
4. Mitsuyoshi Nakai Vs Kotaru Naso
5. Poai Suganuma Vs Ryuichi Sekine
6. Yukio Sakaguchi Vs SUSHI
7. Hikaru Sato Vs Hayato Mashita
8. HARASHIMA Vs Takafumi Ito
9. Masaaki Mochizuki Vs Hiroshi Kobayashi

Well this is unexpected. SUSHI from All Japan will make his Hard Hit debut against Yukio Sakaguchi.

DDT “ROAD TO RYOGOKU IN HIROSHIMA ~ DRAMATIC DREAM TOUKASAN”, 01/03/2014
Hiroshima Industrial Hall West Exhibition Hall

1. DDT Extreme Title – New York Rules: HARASHIMA (c) Vs Danshoku Dino

Much like the KO-D Openweight Division, there has not been a strong contender for the DDT Extreme Title lately. Danshoku Dino stepped up and challenged HARASHIMA for a title shot in his home prefecture of Hiroshima. Dino wants the match to be under New York Rules, an idea he got when he wrestled MEN’S Teioh back in 2007. Under New York Rules you must kiss your opponent while pinning him to win. HARASHIMA accepted the rules and said he will go through special training for the match. He will go into the woods to search for a hibernating bear to kiss. He will then build a snowman and use that for more intense kissing training. When he watched Dino wrestle MEN’S Teioh all those years ago, he felt a chill down his spine. But he knows he cannot back down now and will train hard to beat Dino.

package-for-amon

During the announcement of the match, a courier approached Amon Tsurumi claiming to have a package he needed to sign for. But just when Tsurumi was about to sign it, HARASHIMA noticed something was wrong and took the piece of paper from him. The paper turned out to be a contract for the HARASHIMA Vs Masa Takanashi KO-D Openweight Title match on 23rd February. According to the contract, the match would be fought under handicap rules with HARASHIMA needing to pin Takanashi for five seconds to win while Takanashi would only need to pin HARASHIMA for one second. Tsurumi caught the courier and she was revealed to be Sayaka Obihiro!

Takanashi entered the room to rescue his friend while Tsurumi yelled at him for trying to trick him into signing another contract. But Takanashi had a backup plan, he had the key for DDT’s ring truck! Tsurumi began to panic and asked if Takanashi was going to sell off the truck, the ring, the sound system or even the chairs. Takanashi said he was found something more important than any of those things, the championship belts! He was going to steal the belts and become champion without having to fight anybody. Takanashi began taunting Tsurumi until HARASHIMA simply grabbed the keys and gave them back to Daisuke Kiso, who explained they were stolen from him while he was stuck in Yokohama yesterday. Their plan foiled, Takanashi and Obihiro needed a distraction so Obihiro bit her tongue and Takanashi yelled for an ambulance as they fled.


Up Up Assassin, Mochizuki Hits Hard, Union Title Matches (One In May)

February 13, 2014

DDT “UP UP DDT ~ UP UP GIRLS VS HOMOIRO CLOVER Z VOL. 1”, 19/02/2014
Shinjuku FACE

1. Up Up Machine Vs Kota Ibushi

Homoiro Clover Z reforms for a special co-promoted show with the J-Pop group Up Up Girls. The idols previously appeared on last year’s “PROGRESS AND HARMONY OF WRESTLING” show in Sumo Hall. First match announced is Kota Ibushi versus Up Up Machine, an assassin hired by the Up Up Girls to eliminate the Golden Star!

DDT “INTO THE FIGHT 2014”, 23/02/2014
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

1. Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title – Battle Royal: Yasu Urano (c) Vs Akito Vs Kazuki Hirata Vs Gota Ihashi Vs Guanchulo Vs Gorgeous Matsuno Vs DJ Nira Vs Saki Akai Vs Emi Sakura
2. Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & MIKAMI Vs Antonio Honda, Daisuke Sasaki & Hoshitango
3. Konosuke Takeshita 3-Match Trial Series – 1st Leg: Konosuke Takeshita & Tetsuya Endo Vs Michael Nakazawa & Tomomitsu Matsunaga
4. Do Or Die!? Negligence Match: KUDO Vs Yukio Sakaguchi
5. KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Titles Match: Danshoku Dino, Makoto Oishi & Aja Kong (c) Vs Keisuke Ishii, Shigehiro Irie & Toma Sakao
6. KO-D Tag Team Titles Match: Kota Ibushi & Kenny Omega (c) Vs Brahman Shu & Brahman Kei
7. KO-D Openweight Title Match: HARASHIMA (c) Vs Masa Takanashi

DDT’s website says the Battle Royal will happen with or without the Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title, just in case Yasu Urano loses it to somebody not involved in the match before the show takes place.

HARD HIT “~BATTLE FRIDAY~”, 28/02/2014
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. 2nd Grappling Tournament – First Round: Shuichiro Katsumura Vs Kenta Hattori
2. 2nd Grappling Tournament – First Round: Atsushi Aoki Vs Koji Iwamoto
3. 2nd Grappling Tournament – Final: Winner of Match #1 Vs Winner of Match #2
4. Mitsuyoshi Nakai Vs Kotaru Naso
5. Poai Suganuma Vs Ryuichi Sekine
6. Hikaru Sato Vs Hayato Mashita
7. HARASHIMA Vs Takafumi Ito
8. Masaaki Mochizuki Vs Hiroshi Kobayashi

Super Tiger was originally supposed to face U-FILE fighter Hiroshi Kobayashi but had to pull out after breaking his left forearm during training. Masaaki Mochizuki from Dragon Gate is his replacement.

UNION “MARCH OF THE UNION 2014”, 23/03/2014
Kawasaki Plaza Sol

1. Union Fly To Everywhere World Title: Cherry (c) Vs Mio Shirai
2. Union MAX Title: Ivan Markov (c) Vs Isami Kodaka

Isami Kodaka is Union’s strongest chance to win their premier championship from Ivan Markov. Meanwhile, Mio Shirai aims to finally topple Cherry from her throne and win the Fly To Everywhere Title.

UNION “GOLDEN UNION 2014”, 18/05/2014
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

1. Aipoke World Title: Ryu Gouma (c) Vs Sasadango Machine

Ryu Gouma’s intelligence won him a championship and now he has to defend it against Sasadango Machine (who seems to have dropped Super from his name). Well, not now but in May. Sasadango doesn’t want to do the match until then.


DDT “YAROZ PART 1” Results

February 9, 2014

assholezpart1

DDT “YAROZ PART 1”, 09/02/2014
Shin-kiba 1st RING
183 Fans – No Vacancy

1. Solidly Single Match: Ryuichi Sekine defeated Daichi Kazato with the Combine (8:16).
2. White Doe & Aoki Wolves – 3 Way Embarrassment Match: Misaki Ohata defeated Antonio Honda and Seiya Morohashi when Ohata made Morohashi say “I’m embarrassed!” (8:05).
3. YaroZ Hardcore Match: Shuji Ishikawa defeated Kankuro Hoshino with the Splash Mountain onto a chair (12:01).
4. Talk To The Fist – Boxing Match: Gota Ihashi Vs Kengo Mashimo ended in a No Contest (4R).
5. Clash At Last! Sudden Realisation Of The Forbiddon: Keizo Matsuda defeated Danshoku Dino with a Tombstone Piledriver (9:36).
6. Value Of Man Is Not A Plane! BOYZ Vs YaroZ: Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Shigehiro Irie defeated HARASHIMA, Makoto Oishi & Tetsuya Endo when Irie pinned Oishi with the Flying Sausage (17:29).

Turns out I was using a non-vulgar translation of the show name and this show was indeed vulgar. AssholeZ it is, then.

Tomomitsu Matsunaga and Amon Tsurumi were originally supposed to host the show but they were mysteriously absent. Taking their place were guest MCs Brother Tommy and Brother Mon. They explained this was a show for bastards, by bastards. They wanted to encourage everyone wrestling to unleash their inner bastard just for today.

The main event saw Team YaroZ facing Team BOYZ with the latter being uncomfortable with the surroundings. Makoto Oishi complained about a stinking smell coming from the audience. He also called his opponents ugly, fat and old. Shigehiro Irie was very upset at being called old. He got his revenge by pinning Oishi with the Flying Sausage.

Keizo Matsuda discovered his Danshoku side during his victory over Danshoku Dino. While at first overpowered by his opponent, Matsuda pulled down his tights to reveal he was wearing Danshoku tights underneath. He then used his newly found Danshoku ability to Lip Lock Dino and then pin him with the Tombstone. After the match Matsuda got his hands on some fans in the front row. He and Dino then did a Danshoku version of the Steiner Brothers pose on the stage. Brother Mon called it the birth of the Japanese Steiner Brothers.

The boxing match between Gota Ihashi and Kengo Mashimo was set for 45 one minute rounds with Yuzuki Aikawa providing some bouncy eye candy as the round girl. Aikawa however appeared in her regular everyday clothing because she had other things to do today. Ihashi and Mashimo had a slugfest but everybody noticed that everytime a round ended, Aikawa would remove a piece of clothing before holding the next round card. So Yukinori Matsui did everything he could to make sure the match continued even though Ihashi and Mashimo were beating the tar out of each other. At the end of the third round Aikawa promised to reveal her swimsuit if the fight made it to Round 5. Mashimo knocked out Ihashi in the 4th Round but Matsui counted as slowly as he could. Mashimo got sick of the stalling and said he was going home. With Mashimo leaving and Ihashi still unconcious, Brother Mon had no other choice but to call off the match. The arena broke out into chaos until Aikawa decided to strip down to her Stars & Stripes swimsuit much to the excitement of every man in the building.

Both Shuji Ishikawa and Kankuro Hoshino wrestled their hardcore match wearing fundoshi instead of their usual gear.

The Embarrassment Match involved Antonio Honda, Seiya Morohashi and Misaki Ohata trying to humiliate each other to win. The first person to make another wrestler yell “I’m embarrassed!” would be crowned the winner. At first they all tried to strip each other but soon Honda brought in a whip. Ohata got rid of Honda and whipped Morohashi’s bare backside enough to make him say he was embarrassed. Brother Tommy said afterwards that it was a terrible match.


YaroZ Night Out

February 7, 2014

DDT “YAROZ PART 1”, 09/02/2014
Shin-kiba 1st RING

1. Solidly Single Match: Ryuichi Sekine Vs Daichi Kazato
2. White Doe & Aoki Wolves: Antonio Honda Vs Seiya Morohashi Vs Misaki Ohata
3. YaroZ Hardcore Match: Shuji Ishikawa Vs Kankuro Hoshino
4. Talk To The Fist – Boxing Match: Gota Ihashi Vs Kengo Mashimo
5. Clash At Last! Sudden Realisation Of The Forbiddon: Keizo Matsuda Vs Danshoku Dino
6. Value Of Man Is Not A Plane! BOYZ Vs YaroZ: Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Shigehiro Irie Vs HARASHIMA, Makoto Oishi & Tetsuya Endo

A main event of burly men versus pretty boys, two tough assholes in a hardcore match and an opener mocking the relationship status of both participants. As far as I can tell this is an anti-BOYZ show.


Tokyo Joshi Pro And Hard Hit Cards

February 5, 2014

TOKYO JOSHI PRO “TOKYO CIRCUIT 2014 ROUND 2”, 18/01/2014
Tokyo BASEMENT MONSTAR

1. Miyu Yamashita Vs Ririko Kendo
2. Nonoko & KANNA Vs Shoko Nakajima & Yuka Sakazaki
3. Chikage Kiba Vs Ayumi Takeda

Ririko Kendo revealed her ring name was inspired Kendo Kashin.

HARD HIT “~BATTLE FRIDAY~”, 28/02/2014
Shin-Kiba 1st RING

1. 2nd Grappling Tournament – First Round: Shuichiro Katsumura Vs Kenta Hattori
2. 2nd Grappling Tournament – First Round: Atsushi Aoki Vs Koji Iwamoto
3. Mitsuyoshi Nakai Vs Kotaru Naso
4. Poai Suganuma Vs Ryuichi Sekine
5. Hikaru Sato Vs Hayato Mashita

Hikaru Sato holds his first Hard Hit show after leaving DDT. He fights Hayato Mashita from Real Japan.

HARASHIMA, Yukio Sakaguchi and Super Tiger are all scheduled to fight on the show.

Shuichiro Katsumura comes from the Ground Slam Reversal Gym in Yokohama. Kenta Hattori is from Beauties Of Nature.


DDT In February

February 3, 2014

DDT “YAROZ PART 1”, 09/02/2014
Shin-kiba 1st RING

1. Ryuichi Sekine Vs Daichi Kazato
2. Talk To The Fist – Boxing Match: Gota Ihashi Vs Kengo Mashimo
3. Clash At Last! Sudden Realisation Of The Forbiddon: Keizo Matsuda Vs Danshoku Dino
4. Value Of Man Is Not A Plane! BOYZ Vs YaroZ: Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Shigehiro Irie Vs HARASHIMA, Makoto Oishi & Tetsuya Endo

As best as I can tell, this is DDT parodying their own BOYZ spin-off brand. Tomomitsu Matsunaga will be the special ring announcer for the show.

The boxing match will be only one round but that round has a 45 minute time limit. Yuzuki Aikawa will be the ring girl.

DDT “BLUE LIGHT YOKOHAMA 2014 ~WINTER~”, 11/02/2014
Yokohama Radiant Hall

1. 4 Way Match: MIKAMI Vs Hoshitango Vs Gota Ihashi Vs DJ Nira
2. Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Kazuki Hirata Vs Daisuke Sasaki, Guanchulo & Friend of Guanchulo
3. Shigehiro Irie & Soma Takao Vs Makoto Oishi & Akito
4. Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title: Yasu Urano (c) Vs Tetsuya Endo
5. Kenny Omega Vs Tomomitsu Matsunaga
6. Danshoku Dino Vs Keisuke Ishii
7. HARASHIMA & KUDO Vs Masa Takanashi & Yukio Sakaguchi

No hints so far as to who Guanchulo’s friend is.

DDT “ROAD TO RYOGOKU IN FUJI ~DRAMATIC DREAM TSUKENAPORITAN~”, 16/02/2014
Shizuoka Fuji-san Messe

1. MIKAMI Vs Kazuki Hirata
2. Antonio Honda Vs Michael Nakazawa
3. Daisuke Sasaki Vs Tetsuya Endo
4. Sanshiro Takagi & DJ Nira Vs Tomomitsu Matsunaga & Gota Ihashi
5. Kota Ibushi & Kenny Omega Vs Danshoku Dino & Makoto Oishi
6. HARASHIMA, KUDO & Yasu Urano Vs Masa Takanashi, Yukio Sakaguchi & Akito

The first show in the “ROAD TO RYOGOKU” tour begins in Shizuoka.

DDT “INTO THE FIGHT 2014”, 23/02/2014
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

1. Do Or Die!? Negligence Match: KUDO Vs Yukio Sakaguchi
2. KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Titles Match: Danshoku Dino, Makoto Oishi & Aja Kong (c) Vs Keisuke Ishii, Shigehiro Irie & Toma Sakao
3. KO-D Tag Team Titles Match: Kota Ibushi & Kenny Omega (c) Vs Brahman Shu & Brahman Kei
4. KO-D Openweight Title Match: HARASHIMA (c) Vs Masa Takanashi

DDT’s eternal underdog has gotten himself a KO-D Openweight Title match. Despite a poor record preventing him from earning a title shot normally, Masa Takanashi got his friend Emi Sakura to trick Amon Tsurumi into signing the contract to make the match official.

Kota Ibushi & Kenny Omega are going to face a team unlike any other in wrestling today. The Brahman Brothers have terrified many wrestlers, referees and fans alike with their antics. Expect insects, slime and maybe a decapitated animal head or two.


UNION “NEW YEAR UNION 2014” Results

January 11, 2014

UNION “NEW YEAR UNION 2014”, 11/01/2014
Shin-Kiba 1st RING
304 Fans – Super No Vacancy

1. Richard Burn defeated Tomoya Kawamura by TKO with the Afterburn (1:15).
2. Idea Pocket Presents: Seiya Morohashi defeated Ryu Gouma (w/ Mitomi Masayuki) with the Crippler Crossface (1:49).
3. Kyoko Kimura defeated SAGAT with the Big Boot (9:30).
4. Shuji Ishikawa & Kaori Yoneyama defeated Menso~re Oyaji & Mio Shirai when Ishikawa pinned Shirai with the Splash Mountain (10:28).
5. World Men’s Club First Match: Hiroshi Fukuda & MEN’S Teioh defeated Isami Kodaka & Daichi Kazato when Fukuda pinned Kazato with the Perfect Plex (13:06).
6. Emergency Special Match: Ken Ohka & Yumehito Imanari defeated Daichi Kazato & Tomoya Kawamura when Ohka pinned Kawamura with the Spear Of Fire (2:23).
7. Union Fly To Everywhere World Title: Cherry (c) defeated Sareee with the Spring Night Love (8:55).
*V2 for Cherry.
8. Union MAX Title: Ivan Markov (c) defeated FUMA with the Neck Hanging Bomb (14:02).
*V1 for Ivan Markov.

World Men’s Club showed their strength over Union today with all of their members scoring victories over the Union roster. Ivan Markov took care of FUMA in the main event Union MAX Title match with a little help from his stable mates. Hiroshi Fukuda & MEN’S Teioh also scored a win over Isami Kodaka & Daichi Kazato.

If the World Men’s Club boasting of their superiority wasn’t bad enough, Union also now has a new invasion led by a former friend to deal with. Mid way through the show a banner with “Declaration of War” written on it was unveiled in the arena. All of a sudden Ken Ohka & Yumehito Imanari from Ganbare☆Wrestling appeared! Imanari said that Ganpuro saves wrestling from a rotten life. Naomi Susan didn’t want to deal with Ohka annoying her so she sent Daichi Kazato & Tomoya Kawamura after the invaders in an impromptu match. Unfortunately for them they had already wrestled while Ohka & Imanari were on fresh form despite wrestling in suits. The Ganpuro team won and struck the first blow in their invasion and continued fighting with their opponents until Mitomi Masayuki and SAGAT arrived. When the invaders finally left, Susan thanked the Union wrestlers for chasing them off and called for the show to continue.

Cherry said her Fly To Everywhere Title Match with Sareee was like wrestling a version of herself from 22 years ago. When asked what she was like 22 years ago, Cherry said she had a crew cut and participated in Judo. She hasn’t considered who her next challenger will be but wants to defend her championship more and more.

Shuji Ishikawa was challenged by Richard Burn to a match for the 11th February show in Yokohama. Shuji accepted and is interested in the Wrestling Vs Karate dynamic. Earlier in the show, Burn had his second match in Union. His martial arts background overwhelmed his opponent, this time the rookie Tomoya Kawamura. Burn knocked him out with the Afterburn in quick fashion.

SAGAT tried to get on Kyoko Kimura’s good side before their match by offering her bananas. Kimura didn’t even entertain the offer and kicked them away, making SAGAT angry. Kimura wound up beating SAGAT but offered him a banana after their match. SAGAT accepted it.