Colonel Obihiro, First Union Show Of 2014

December 12, 2013

DDT “MASA TAKANASHI 10TH ANNIVERSARY ~TEAM MIZUE WINTER~”, 17/12/2013
Edogawa Eastern Friends Hall

1. Battle Royal: Sanshiro Takagi Vs MIKAMI Vs Makoto Oishi Vs Michael Nakazawa Vs Tomomitsu Matsunaga Vs Kazuki Hirata Vs DJ Nira Vs Shuji Ishikawa Vs Kazuhiro Tamura
2. Antonio Honda, Daisuke Sasaki & Sayaka Obihiro Vs Kyonin Shihan, Rubber Man & Kappa Boy (w/ Miyako Haru)
3. Yukio Sakaguchi, Hikaru Sato & Tetsuya Endo Vs Keisuke Ishii, Shigehiro Irie & Soma Takao
4. Kota Ibushi & Gota Ihashi Vs Danshoku Dino & Akito
5. HARASHIMA, Yasu Urano & Emi Sakura Vs Guanchulo, Ivan Markov & Bonnie
6. Masa Takanashi Vs KUDO

Hoshitango will not be able to be at the show, so the Monster Army brings in Sayaka Obihiro from Gatoh Move to replace him. Obihiro’s rank in the Monster Army is Colonel.

UNION “NEW YEAR UNION 2014”, 11/01/2014
Shin-kiba 1st RING

1. SAGAT Vs Kyoko Kimura
2. Union Fly To Everywhere World Title: Cherry (c) Vs Sareee
3. Union MAX Title: Ivan Markov (c) Vs FUMA

FUMA fights for Union’s honour when he challenges Ivan Markov for the brand new Union MAX Title. Markov believes Japan is a country full of losers after defeating Union’s top two wrestlers Shuji Ishikawa and Isami Kodaka in recent months. FUMA himself has only just begun to be on the winner’s side of matches but his heart and spirit are in the right place.

Cherry suffered an upset defeat in a 3 Way Match at yesterday’s show, being pinned young Pro Wrestling Diana wrestler Sareee. The victory made Sareee the No. 1 Contender for Cherry’s Fly To Everywhere Championship. Sareee will be a few months shy of turnng 18 years old when the match takes place in January.

After teaming together twice, SAGAT has challenged Kyoko Kimura to a singles match.


UNION “SHIWASU NO UNION 2013” Results

December 11, 2013

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UNION “SHIWASU NO UNION 2013”, 11/12/2013
Shinjuku FACE
333 Fans – No Vacancy

1. Kyoko Kimura & SAGAT defeated Menso~re Oyaji & Tomoya Kawamura when SAGAT pinned Kawamura with the Gore Grind (9:50).
2. 3 Way Match: Sareee defeated Cherry and Kaori Yoneyama when Sareee pinned Cherry with the Spring Night Love Cutback (5:32).
3. Richard Burn defeated Daichi Kazato by Referee Stoppage with the Afterburn (2:41).
4. Aipoke World Title Decision – 4 Way Match: Seiya Morohashi defeated Mitomi Masayuki, Madoka and Mio Shirai when Morohashi pinned Masayuki with the Shining Ass Wizard (6:01).
*Seiya Morohashi becomes the 3rd Aipoke World Champion!
5. FUMA defeated Kotaro Nasu with the Buzzsaw Kick (12:28).
6. KO-D Tag Team Titles: Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto (c) defeated Hiroshi Fukuda & MEN’S Teioh when Kodaka pinned Fukuda with the Isamuashi (13:29).
*V5 for Yankii No Cho Kenji.
7. Union MAX Title Decision – Hardcore Match: Ivan Markov defeated Shuji Ishikawa with the Hanging Neck Bomb onto a chair (19:41).
*Ivan Markov becomes the 1st Union MAX Champion!

Union finally has its own championship. Unfortunately for them none of their own wrestlers is the champion. Russia’s Ivan Markov defeated Shuji Ishikawa in a Hardcore Match featuring plenty of chairs to become the first Union MAX Champion. Markov rubbed salt into the wounds after the match when he said Japan must be a country full of losers because he beat Isami Kodaka back in Russia and he just beat Shuji Ishikawa in Japan. He was then joined in the ring by Hiroshi Fukuda and MEN’S Teioh. They said that the best of Russia, the best of America and the best of Japan should come together to show a small company like Union what high level wrestling is like. Thus, World MEN’s Club was born. FUMA stepped up to be Markov’s first challenger.

Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto continue their KO-D Tag Team Title reign with a victory over Texas Tornado Broncos Tokyo. Miyamoto complimented MEN’S Teioh’s strength and Kodaka called him a 47 year old superman. They hope when they are his age in around fifteen years time they will be in as good shape as he is now.

Another championship was decided in Union today. Seiya Morohashi won the Aipoke World Title, probably the only current wrestling title created and sponsored by a porn company. Seiya Morohashi found himself bare-assed mid way through the match but turned it into his advantage by slamming his rear end into Mitmoi Masayuki (also bare-assed) to win the match. He then asked Idea Pocket Diva Minori Hatsune, “How was my ass?” She said it was “Quite cute.” Thinking about his latest defeat, Masayuki said he will try to grab the heart of Hatsune and if he can’t, he’ll try to grab her chest instead.

Richard Burn demolished Daichi Kazato with a Back Turn Kick he calls the Afterburn.

After pinning the champion in a 3 Way match, Sareee challenged Cherry to a Fly To Everywhere Title match in January.


Aipoke Title Decision, New Year’s Eve Update

December 6, 2013

UNION “SHIWASU NO UNION 2013”, 11/12/2013
Shinjuku FACE

1. Richard Burn Vs Daichi Kazato
2. Kyoko Kimura & SAGAT Vs Menso~re Oyaji & Tomoya Kawamura
3. 3 Way Match: Cherry Vs Kaori Yoneyama Vs Sareee
4. FUMA Vs Kotaro Nasu
5. Aipoke World Title Decision – 4 Way Match: Seiya Morohashi Vs Mitomi Masayuki Vs Madoka Vs Mio Shirai
6. KO-D Tag Team Titles: Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto (c) Vs Hiroshi Fukuda & MEN’S Teioh
7. Union MAX Title Decision Match: Shuji Ishikawa Vs Ivan Markov

A year’s worth of Idea Pocket DVDs will be given to the winner of the Aipoke World Title match. Minori Hatsune will present the prize.

“NEW YEAR’S EVE WRESTLING 2013 – WORLD UNIFICATION”, 31/12/2013
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

1. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Round 1: Daisuke Sekimoto Vs Antonio Honda
2. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Round 1: Shigehiro Irie Vs Kaji Tomato
3. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Round 1: Shinya Ishikawa Vs Shiori Asahi
4. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Round 1: Ryuichi Sekine Vs Yuji Okabayashi
5. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Round 1: HARASHIMA Vs KAZMA SAKAMOTO
6. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Round 1: Yasu Urano Vs Kazuki Hashimoto
7. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Round 1: Keisuke Ishii Vs Masashi Takeda
8. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Round 1: Ryuichi Kawakami Vs Kengo Mashimo
9. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Quarter Final: Winner of Match 1 Vs Winner of Match 2
10. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Quarter Final: Winner of Match 3 Vs Winner of Match 4
11. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Quarter Final: Winner of Match 5 Vs Winner of Match 6
12. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Quarter Final: Winner of Match 7 Vs Winner of Match 8
13. 4 Way Tag Team Fluorescent Light Tube Match: Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto Vs Shuji Ishikawa & Saburo Inematsu Vs Ryuji Ito & Masaya Takahashi Vs Takumi Tsukamoto & Danny Havoc
14. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Semi Final: Winner of Quarter Final 1 Vs Winner of Quarter Final 2
15. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Semi Final: Winner of Quarter Final 3 Vs Winner of Quarter Final 4
16. Danshoku Dino Produce: Jaki Numazawa Vs Kankuro Hoshino Vs Masato Inaba Vs Ricky Fuji Vs Hiro Tonai Vs Tank Nagai Vs KUDO Vs Makoto Oishi Vs Hikaru Sato Vs Michael Nakazawa Vs Hiroshi Fukuda
17. Three Organizations Strongest Tournament – Final: Winner of Semi Final 1 Vs Winner of Semi Final 2

New Year’s Eve is going to be a looooong night.


New Union Matches, Is Hirata A Boring Shit?

December 3, 2013

UNION “SHIWASU NO UNION 2013”, 11/12/2013
Shinjuku FACE

1. Richard Burn Vs Daichi Kazato
2. Kyoko Kimura & SAGAT Vs Menso~re Oyaji & Tomoya Kawamura
3. FUMA Vs Kotaro Nasu
4. KO-D Tag Team Titles: Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto (c) Vs Hiroshi Fukuda & MEN’S Teioh
5. Union MAX Title: Shuji Ishikawa Vs Ivan Markov

Mio Shirai will also be on the show. No sign of any Idea Pocket Divas though.

DDT “NEVER MIND 2013”, 23/12/2013
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

0. Kazuki Hirata 5 Match Trial: Kazuki Hirata Vs Tomomitsu Matsunaga, Gota Ihashi, Guanchulo, X & X
1. Keisuke Ishii, Shigehiro Irie & Soma Takao Vs MIKAMI, Masa Takanashi & Akito
2. KUDO, Yasu Urano & Saki Akai Vs Antonio Honda, Daisuke Sasaki & GAMI
3. Big Single Match Year End Drinking Party: Konosuke Takeshita Vs Tetsuya Endo
4. Big Single Match Year End Drinking Party: Hikaru Sato Vs Michael Nakazawa
5. Big Single Match Year End Drinking Party: Kota Ibushi Vs DJ Nira
6. KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Titles: Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Akebono (c) Vs Danshoku Dino, Makoto Oishi & Aja Kong
7. KO-D Openweight Title & Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title: HARASHIMA (c) Vs Yukio Sakaguchi

Kazuki Hirata will be put through 5 consecutive dark matches to prove he is not a “boring shit.”


Yankees Defend In The Street, Kitizawa And Union Cards

November 26, 2013

DDT “MUSASHI KOGANEI STATION WRESTLING”, 28/11/2013
Tokyo Musashi Koganei Station

KO-D Tag Team Titles – 3 Way Street Fight: Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto (c) Vs Sanshiro Takagi & Kazuki Hirata Vs HARASHIMA & Yasu Urano

Yankii Ni Cho Kenju takes their KO-D Tag Team Title reign out to the streets. This time they have two teams gunning for the championships and aiming to cut short their planned reign of dominance in the tag team division.

DDT “KITIZAWA FIGHTING THEATER 2013”, 01/12/2013
Kitizawa Town Hall

1. Tomomitsu Matsunaga Vs Gota Ihashi
2. 3 Way Match: Antonio Honda Vs Masa Takanashi Vs DJ Nira
3. Sanshiro Takagi & Kazuki Hirata Vs Daisuke Sasaki & Hoshitango
4. Danshoku Dino Vs Guanchulo
5. Kenny Omega Vs Makoto Oishi
6. Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto Vs Konosuke Takeshita & Tetsuya Endo
7. HARASHIMA, KUDO & Yasu Urano Vs Yukio Sakaguchi, MIKAMI & Akito

Kota Ibushi has been pulled from the show due to a dislocated finger. The injury isn’t serious but he has been taken off the card just to be safe.

UNION “SHIWASU NO UNION 2013”, 11/12/2013
Shinjuku FACE

1. Richard Burn Vs Daichi Kazato
2. KO-D Tag Team Titles: Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto (c) Vs Hiroshi Fukuda & MEN’S Teioh
3. Union MAX Title: Shuji Ishikawa Vs Ivan Markov

It’s Union Vs Russia to determine the first Union MAX Champion.

If Isami Kodaka & Yuko Miyamoto are still the KO-D Tag Champions they will defend against Hiroshi Fukuda & MEN’S Teioh, aka Texas Tornado Broncos Tokyo. Fukuda and Teioh will get their title shot no matter who the champions are.

Richard Burn is an Australian martial artist who is travelling to Japan to fight the best there is available. Unfortunately he has to make do with Daichi Kazato for now.


UNION “WORK IS BEAUTIFUL” Results

November 23, 2013

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UNION “WORK IS BEAUTIFUL”, 23/11/2013
Yokohama Radiant Hall
280 Fans – Super No Vacancy

1. Daichi Kazato defeated Tomoya Kawamura with the Anna Cutter (7:46).
2. Idea Pocket Presents: Mio Shirai (w/ Tsubasa Amami) defeated Mitomi Masayuki & Ryu Gouma (w/ Rola Mizusaki) when Shirai pinned Gouma with a Small Package (6:31).
3. Seiya Morohashi & Cherry defeated SAGAT & Kyoko Kimura when Cherry pinned SAGAT with the Spring Night Love (11:53).
4. MEN’S Teioh defeated Hiroshi Fukuda with the Spinning Toe Hold (16:37).
5. Isami Kodaka defeated Menso~re Oyaji with the Zan Isamu Leg (13:44).
6. 1,000 Roses Death Match: Shuji Ishikawa defeated FUMA with the Splash Mountain onto the Rose Board (16:55).

It is recommended you listen to “Kiss From A Rose” by Seal as you read the results.

FUMA’s first ever death match was not as rosy as the name suggested. Shuji Ishikawa defeated the young wrestler in a 1,000 Roses Death Match where everything was covered in roses. Ishikawa thought it was fun while FUMA described the match as “doom and gloom” but he felt he came out as a stronger wrestler.

Naomi Susan announced the official creation of the Union MAX Championship. Susan wanted a name that was simple but represents how Union can go full force at any time. Shuji Ishikawa will face Russia’s Ivan Markov in Shinjuku FACE on 11th December to crown the first champion. Susan watched Isami Kodaka’s recent matches in Russia and was impressed with how much Markov has improved since his last visit to Japan, which is why he was selected to face Ishikawa.

Hiroshi Fukuda and MEN’S Teioh slowly bonded during their match together. Fukuda kept calling Teioh “Terry” and eventually “Terry Boy” as they wrestled. Teioh submitted Fukuda with the Spinning Toe Hold. The two reappeared after the Isami Kodaka Vs Menso~re Oyaji match. Fukuda sarcastically congratulated Kodaka for winning the match and then challenged him to a future KO-D Tag Team Titles match. Kodaka and Yuko Miyamoto already have title defences to prepare for so Naomi Susan called up Amon Tsurumi to sort it out. Fukuda named his new team Texas Tornado Broncos Tokyo.

SAGAT had his mouth stuffed with a banana while he teamed with Kyoko Kimura. Unfortunately, Kimura booted SAGAT in the face by accident, costing them the match against Cherry & Seiya Morohashi.

Ryu Gouma is the latest person to insert himself into the Idea Pocket shenanigans (minds out of the gutter please). He was added to the match as Mitomi Masayuki’s partner to make it a 2-on-1 match against Mio Shirai. Despite that, Shirai continues to grow her harem of Idea Pocket Divas by winning the services of Rola Mizusaki. Afterwards it was announced that the Aipoke World Title was declared vacant and a new champion will be crowned on 11/12.

An Australian martial artist named Richard Burn will make his Union debut on the 11/12 show. Burn has travelled the world in order to master many marial arts including taekwondo, capoeira, kick boxing and Jeet Kune Do. Burn greeted the fans and said he heard Japan has many strong fighters. His debut match will be against Daichi Kazato.


New Idea Pocket Diva, BOYZ Card, Never Mind

November 21, 2013

UNION “WORK IS BEAUTIFUL”, 23/11/2013
Yokohama Radiant Hall

1. Daichi Kazato Vs Tomoya Kawamura
2. Seiya Morohashi & Cherry Vs SAGAT & Kyoko Kimura
3. Idea Pocket Presents: Mio Shirai (w/ Tsubasa Amami) Vs Mitomi Masayuki (w/ Rola Mizusaki)
4. Hiroshi Fukuda Vs MEN’S Teioh
5. Isami Kodaka Vs Menso~re Oyaji
6. 1,000 Roses Death Match: Shuji Ishikawa Vs FUMA

Rola Mizusaki is the Idea Pocket DIVA who will be in Mitomi Masayuki’s corner.

BOYZ “CHRISTMAS EVE X20 SPECIAL ~WOMAN FESTIVAL 2~”, 05/12/2013
Shinjuku FACE

1. Masa Takanashi Vs Mitomi Masayuki
2. Yukio Sakaguchi Vs Hiroshi Fukuda
3. Akito Vs Tetsuya Endo
4. Kenny Omega & Kazuki Hirata Vs KUDO & Keisuke Ishii
5. HARASHIMA, Makoto Oishi & Daisuke Sasaki Vs Kota Ibushi, Isami Kodaka & Soma Takao

BOYZ is continuing the trend of having a good looking main event.

DDT “NEVER MIND 2013”, 15/12/2013
Hakata Star Lane

1. Antonio Honda Vs Batten Tamagawa
2. Danshoku Dino, Makoto Oishi & Maki Ito Vs Sanshiro Takagi & Toru Owashi

Yuto Aijima and Azul Dragon are scheduled to be on the show.


Blue Light, Never Mind, Work Is Beautiful And Ganpuro Cards

November 19, 2013

DDT “BLUE LIGHT YOKOHAMA 2013 ~WINTER~”, 23/11/2013
Yokohama Radiant Hall

1. 4 Way Match: MIKAMI Vs Makoto Oishi Vs Michael Nakazawa Vs Tomomitsu Matsunaga
2. Shigehiro Irie & Soma Takao Vs Antonio Honda & Daisuke Sasaki
3. Ichigaya District Shake: Masa Takanashi Vs Hoshitango
4. What Happened To Endo Interrogation: Danshoku Dino Vs Tetsuya Endo
5. Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Guanchulo Vs Kota Ibushi, Kenny Omega & Gota Ihashi
6. KUDO & Yasu Urano Vs Yukio Sakaguchi & Akito
7. DDT Extreme Title: HARASHIMA (c) Vs DJ Nira

HARASHIMA has a busy month of title defences in DDT ahead of him. First up is a DDT Extreme Title match against DJ Nira. Sounds easy enough.

UNION “WORK IS BEAUTIFUL”, 23/11/2013
Yokohama Radiant Hall

1. Daichi Kazato Vs Tomoya Kawamura
2. Seiya Morohashi & Cherry Vs SAGAT & Kyoko Kimura
3. Idea Pocket Presents: Mio Shirai (w/ Tsubasa Amami) Vs Mitomi Masayuki (w/ Idea Pocket DIVA)
4. Hiroshi Fukuda Vs MEN’S Teioh
5. Isami Kodaka Vs Menso~re Oyaji
6. 1,000 Roses Death Match: Shuji Ishikawa Vs FUMA

A new Idea Pocket DIVA will be introduced to Union to be in Mitomi Masayuki’s corner. His opponent Mio Shirai has been building up a harem of women from Idea Pocket to sell her merchandise at Union shows for the last couple of months. She may grab another DIVA here.

DDT “NEVER MIND SERIES 2013 IN SENDAI”, 24/11/2013
Miyagi-no District Cultural Center

1. 3 Way Match: Masa Takanashi Vs Michael Nakazawa Vs Tetsuya Endo
2. Shigehiro Irie & Soma Takao Vs Yukio Sakaguchi & Tomomitsu Matsunaga
3. Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title: HARASHIMA (c) Vs Guanchulo
4. Sanshiro Takagi & Tsuyoshi Kikuchi Vs MIKAMI & Gorgeous Matsuno
5. KUDO & Yasu Urano Vs Antonio Honda & Daisuke Sasaki
6. Kota Ibushi, Kenny Omega & Gota Ihashi Vs Danshoku Dino, Makoto Oishi & Akito

Next up for HARASHIMA is Guanchulo in an Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title bout. That’s if HARASHIMA is still the champion by the time the match takes place. HARASHIMA Vs Guanchulo will happen on this show with or without the championship

GANBARE☆WRESTLING “GANPURO HOUSE SHOW 6”, 29/11/2013
Nanhai Ichigaya Memorial Clinic

1. Crusher Takahashi Vs Survival Tobita
2. Yumehito Imanari Vs Bad Tension TAMAGAWA

This show will also host Ganbare☆Super Idol Live, an audition for musical acts to become Ganbare☆Idols for the promotion.

DDT “NEVER MIND 2013”, 15/12/2013
Hakata Star Lane

1. Danshoku Dino, Makoto Oishi & Maki Ito Vs Sanshiro Takagi & Toru Owashi

Maki Ito is a member of idol music group LinQ, who all appeared at DDT’s Sumo Hall shows back in August. She appeared at this past Sunday’s Korakuen Hall show and got into a confrontation with Sanshiro Takagi. It got so heated that they wanted to fight each other in the ring. Danshoku Dino & Makoto Oishi came out to side with Ito and it was decided those three will face Takagi & Toru Owashi in Hakata next month.

DDT “NEVER MIND 2013”, 23/12/2013
Tokyo Korakuen Hall

1. KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Titles: Sanshiro Takagi, Toru Owashi & Akebono (c) Vs Danshoku Dino, Makoto Oishi & Aja Kong
2. KO-D Openweight Title: HARASHIMA (c) Vs Yukio Sakaguchi

HARASHIMA’s month of title matches ends with a KO-D Openweight Title defence against Yukio Sakaguchi. Without a doubt the toughest upcoming challenge he will face.

Danshoku Dino & Makoto Oishi continue on their quest to win the KO-D 6-Man Tag Team Titles. This time they enlisted the services of joshi monster Aja Kong to combat the size advantage the champions have thanks to Akebono.


Roses Are Red, The Bruises Are Blue, Union Is Weird, That Much Is True

November 12, 2013

UNION “WORK IS BEAUTIFUL”, 23/11/2013
Yokohama Radiant Hall

1. Hiroshi Fukuda Vs MEN’S Teioh
2. Isami Kodaka Vs Menso~re Oyaji
3. 1,000 Roses Death Match: Shuji Ishikawa Vs FUMA

The 1,000 Roses Death Match returns to Union after it was introduced in March 2012. It is a hardcore match where the ropes and every weapon in the arena is covered in roses brought in by the fans. There is also a bonus rule where a rope break only counts if there are no roses on the rope being touched. This time around it will just be a singles match between Shuji Ishikawa and FUMA. This will be a good warm up for Ishikawa before he goes into the Union Championship decision match in December. A win for FUMA could very well convince Naomi Susan to pick him as Shuji’s opponent for that title match.

The legendary MEN’S Teioh will wrestle in Union for the first time this month facing Hiroshi Fukuda. If there is anyone that can put up with Fukuda’s nonsense, it’s Teioh.


DDT Hotel Invasion, Union Gets A Championship

October 27, 2013

DDT “DDT INVASION! LOISIR HOTEL TOYOHASHI”, 02/11/2013
Aichi Loisir Hotel Toyohashi

1. Shigehiro Irie & Soma Takao Vs Yukio Sakaguchi & MIKAMI
2. Keisuke Ishii Vs Tetsuya Endo
3. Tomomitsu Matsunaga & Michael Nakazawa Vs Toru Owashi & Konosuke Takeshita
4. Danshoku Dino & Makoto Oishi Vs Masa Takanashi & DJ Nira
5. Antonio Honda & Daisuke Sasaki Vs Hikaru Sato & Akito
6. HARASHIMA, KUDO & Yasu Urano Vs Kota Ibushi, Kenny Omega & Gota Ihashi

A new location for DDT, this time a hotel although it will be held in a hall instead of one of the guest rooms. Probably for the best.

UNION “SHIWASU NO UNION 2013”, 23/112013
Shinjuku FACE

1. Union Title: Shuji Ishikawa Vs X

Union is now going to get its very own championship. Shuji Ishikawa will face a wrestler chosen by Naomi Susan for the right to be crowned the first champion.